It's probably all gonna be NSFW.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

What a beautiful Sunset.

Forget not that I am a derp.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

All that I wanted, were things I had before. All that I needed, I never needed more. All of my questions, are answers to my sins. All of my endings, are waiting to begin.

Here, I've found a couple of stories I had always been searching for. I hope to provide the same to at least one other person.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Heehee~

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Done.

Are you not entertained?

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Nobody.

Keep palm and palette on.

"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. I write to do all the things the viewers want too..." -Joss Whedon

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

And with that...

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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