Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"You think you know me..."

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Too much to write; too little time

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

space is a waste

okay now kiss!

A groovy mystery, gang.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A fellow traveler...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

The man without a plan.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

O.F.P.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Butts Butts BUTTS!

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!