I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Are you a Rebel?

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Done.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

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"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I write things.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Made from 100% potato.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Too much to write; too little time

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Nov 7th "Maybe"

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.