Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…
The young newly-wed princess adjusted her attire slightly with a glitter of her horn and awaited what would surely be a fair show.
Cadance…
…Isn’t a real princess…
“You know, I’ve been thinking about that. Aunt Celestia and Luna aren’t technically princess either, but they do share the throne so that sort of justifies it. But I’m not only merried but also an only child… So I really should change my title. Thank you for reminding me disembodied voice.”
Your… welcome?
Cadance…
…Is a Changeling…
“For all you know I could be. I wouldn’t blame you to think that. Even my husband mistook that tramp of a queen for me for about more then three days. So it would make sense that you would think I could be a Changeling. Once more I thank you for your cautious observance.”
No… problem?
Cadance…
…Is jealous of Twilight Sparkle…
“Oh, completely. Look at her mane, her magic, she’s fantastic! Shining was one lucky colt to grow up with her. I can only imagine what kind of looker she’ll be when she’s her brother’s age… probably a real head turner.”
Probably…
Wait… no… Gah…!
Cadance…
…Is older then she looks…
“And how old do I look?”
I don’t know… pretty young?
“Why thank you.”
…I’m out of here.
“Why? Aren’t you having fun?”
You’re too nice…
I can’t think of anything…
“Really? Huh… Well alright. I’ll come back later when you think of something. Does that work for you?”
That would be wonderful…
Thank you….
“No problem at all. See you later,” Cadance gave a simple wave before trotting off into the darkness.
…Did she just outsmart me?
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This is better than Pinkies! Wow!
Indeed she did, old chap. So that makes 2 mares now, if memory serves me right.
At this rate the mysterious voice will just up and quit his job, let someone else deal with this ponies...maybe.
Did not expect this fantastic!
611188 Two... but they won't be the last .
611217 He'll find his fight someday... Then everyone will feel his wrath.
This was just what I expected from the princess of love.
Battling love; Really voice? Really!?! You lost to the element of laughter, how in the world do you think you can stand up to love?
Anyway, that was hilarious. Well played sir
Huh... and to think he did so well with Fluttershy but could not take on Cadance... then again, people still wants the voice head for what happend to Fluttershy... so maybe is right to asume he was been cautious this time arround.
On other totally unrelated news it seems our voice friend shares affinities with Shinning Armor regarding affection for Twilight Sparkle, more at eleven!
I believe "merried" is meant to be married.
I'm also somewhat surprised at Cadance being able to do better than Fluttershy, though I guess that is because Fluttershy is TOO nice for this.
Lol, Cadance was so awesome with this, even more so than Pinkie! Yes Mr. Announcer, Cadance just outsmarted you!
PRICELESS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
And yet again, I is on floor laughing due to lost shit.
can't decide if gilda's was funnier or cadence...
I propose this wasn't Cadence at all, but Chrysalis trolling the voice. I have trouble believing that a voice capable of making Fluttershy cry would be unable to find a way to do the same to Cadence... though at least it felt bad after the whole Fluttershy incident
Twilight will grow to be uglier than usual...
the part about twilight getting older
Hah, Cadance kicked you ass disembodied voice! And this part about Twi getting older... damn
Cadence is now honored with the Title of Best pony
Best pony Cadence
Pinkie AND Cadence delivered pipebombs.
Cadance learned trolling from the best.
HAHAHAHHA Cadance! Flawless!
So far, Pinkie and Cadance are the only ones who didn't really get pissed off by the voice..
You realize her name is Cadence, do you?
611232 Try doing one for Griffin then Echo then Ember (Just cause it'll be hilarious)
Well that was fun. You have no idea what hell you unleashed when those two newlyweds talk about you, Voice!
GET READY TO GET RAWKED!!
You win all the yes (this is directed towards cadence to properly win cause pinkie always wins so she doesn't count)
That. Was. Fucking. Beautiful.
Pinkie, Cadence, thank you so much...
You just got dominated random voice from nowhere!
The disembodied voice was TOTALLY checking Twilight out in the first chapter.
YEAH! Ahaha... These ones where it gets turned around on the disembodied voice are the ones that make me laugh hardest.
He. Got. OWENED
Another buck in the face to Mr.Disembodied voice 8D
YES!!!!!
699670 Griffin would either totally turn the tables around or do something awesome with Hades.
(By the way, can't wait for more chapters of your story.)
Love this girl lol
oh you Clever girl!
btw it seems the pink mares are taking the lead!
>Your… welcome?
Your welcome what?
696738 a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/thisplz.gif
Cadance too nice? No, disembodied voice. You are too nice. hehheh...HEHHEH... AHHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Excuse me, temporary insanity.
611188
Well and i fell from my chair twice today from laughing XD
He'll never win....
GENIUS
Phaha, this one was brilliant.
Ponies: 2
Voice: 11
Another point for the ponies
OH GOD, THIS IS HILIARIOUS.
..... we need a cadance emoticon
I saw an opportunity the voice could have used. Right after Cadence admitted of being jealous, the voice could have accused her of being a fillyfooler. But this story was funny!
Cadence & Pinkamina, the true trolls so far
Cadence is a troll
Nice one, Cadence!
wow lol if theres any more chapters like this then maybe i should've stuck with this story from the start after all. dang cadance, the voice has failed against you