Cadance always wanted a sister. She just didn't expect it to involve so many angry cultists with plans to get rid of her. The young princess must face her dark reflection. Could only one of them escape? There were better solutions...

Done for a dear patron. We'll start in the month of rushes! Then slow down to 1/week updates.

What was going to be a relaxing weekend camping turns into a nightmare as a human gets lost in an unknown forest. Also, his phone decides to stop working for some reason, so he can't use it to orient himself or even for an emergency call. Maybe it's not the phone's fault at all, because you all can imagine where he actually is now.

Will there be adventure? Maybe a little at the beginning, but mostly slice of life afterwards. Sudden unknown OP human abilities because reasons? Well, if you count ear scritches, maybe? Instant romance with all the equestrian heros? Probably not, gee...

Then what's the point!?

... Uh... yep, that's the question, isn't it?

This is my take on a cheeky human in equestria self insert a human in equestria doing all the human in equestria things there are for a human in equestria to do. There is language barrier to spice it up a little bit, so it will focus on cultural differences, how to even communicate with the locals and coping with all the weird things this world can casually throw at a regular, out of the mill, human.

May contain subtle traces and hints of RGRE.

For those who know of Cheery Cheesy Cheeky Romance Hoers Words, this is the original setting and story I had planned but never published.

A human appears in a remote batpony town. Well... he appears a good distance above the tree canopy outside of said town. Bruised and battered, he's rescued by three strange equine creatures.

What were these talking horses? How did he get here? Where exactly was he?

Better yet, who was he?

My first story, and I decided to make it HiE. Don't expect regular updates, if any at all. Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best.

A human living in Canterlot castle is given to Queen Chrysalis as part of peace negotiations between Equestria and the Hive. Celestia knew she shouldn't have let Luna finish the negotiations herself.

Cover art by jalm on Derpibooru.

Featured on 4/22/20. Thanks guys!

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Alex, a normal, everyday college student from Texas, has been put in a situation that will change his life forever. After being hit by a mysterious comet that has never been seen before, he is somehow transported to another world that isn't his own.

But that's just the beginning. He has also found himself in a completely different body. More specifically, a dragon.

Going under a new identity, he tries to fit in to this alien world, and there will no doubt be many adventures to come.

Proofread by The Psychopath

04/02/2020 Holy crap it got featured!!! Thank you all so much! (Short lived but it's more than enough for me!)

There had been many jumpers, each pulled from one planet. Each of them having gone through their trials. Each jumper wears the scars of their hardship in mind, body, and spirit. Yet, they all met on Equestrian soil and on that fated arrival their new lives and bonds had somehow brought healing to their weary hearts. They had saved Equestria using the skills, abilities, and powers they attained during their adventures. They had become accepted (mostly) by Equestrian society. Their reward? A small measure of peace.

But peace doesn't last forever as a new terror begins. What is worst, is the problem is back on their home world, beyond their reach!

But even in a seemingly hopeless situation has a ray of hope. For a long-time friend of Equestria's first arriving jumper maybe the key to saving their people. But can one man with a handicap really make the difference?

The test of friendship between worlds begins...

Based on Techogre's Memoirs of a Reality Jumper and the new reality jumper stories that followed:
Jumper by KMCA
Jump of the Iron Dragon and Homecoming of a Jumper by tosety
The Mage's Jump by Genosaber
and World Tossed Wanderer by Spect

Twenty years ago, a horrible infection -dubbed the Blight by those who saw it- swept over the world and decimated plant and wildlife. What land was not withered was cultivated and preserved by cloisters of civilization; Conclaves. The world outside the Conclaves is still ravaged by the Blight, threatening to always sweep in and kill what usable land remains.

In an effort to prevent the already limited food stocks from becoming strained further, people created machines to assist in the work force. Steam powered, Clockwork, coal burning; a multitude of different sorts of semi-intelligent machines. All of them built with Robot-Ethics built into them: The Three Laws of Robotics.

However, at a young age, one girl sought to grant the robots something greater. A freedom that they never knew they could have.

Humanized/Robotized characters.

Given a unique perspective on negative emotion, less than a foal's knowledge of ordinary magic, a healthy schadenfreude, and danger bearing down on all sides, the self-proclaimed "Weiss Noir" makes no plans accounting for his death, and plans to keep it that way, even after being torn away from earth, turned into a unicorn, and dumped into one of the most inhospitable locations and times in all of Equestria.

Stranded in the Frozen North, a place where biting cold ends lives, and one thousand years in the past, in a time when peril is the norm, rather than the exception, Weiss decides to indulge in sorcery most foul, stolen ideas, and human ingenuity to survive.

Given the choice between a mad slaver and a mad sage, however, there is no avoiding an inevitable tide of ponies escaping the conquered Crystal Empire to bask in the warmth of his well-stoked hate. Something which draws attention, enemies, and most worryingly, the rivalry of his "peers".

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"Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope." Romans 5:3-4 

One day Twilight had a vision about a great battle yet to come. Confused, she goes about her day as normal, yet she had the vision in the back of her mind. After a tour of the Canterlot castle, Twilight ends up in the gardens and meets an enigma of a creature. How would Twilight understand this vision and why does this Discord have a part to play in it?

When Discord got out of stone, he would have never expected to be assaulted with a vision of the future. Knowing who’s to blame for these visions. He seeks out a way to stop it from ever happening, but first, he must understand it, but a complication comes up. He has to deal with a mare that was in his vision. What will he do about her?

this story is undergoing a rewrite. text will be removed when done

It was supposed to be a normal day, or at least it should've been, but in a world were 10% of the human population has strange and bizarre powers normalcy is a rare thing. but for one young man with said strange powers, today was going to really flip everything on its head when he finds himself no longer in the world he knows, but in a world that ruled by talking animals and other mythological creatures. its going to be one weird and strange ride.

-Authors Note for Reader: the human MC comes from the Un-Natural verse that a few of my other stories has connections to. but this is a separate story, and will not feature any main characters from my other Un-Natural stories.

Contains: human on pony/interspecies. but clop will be fairly light in this story.