I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

This is the antiquated version of Psycho before he was finished. Here's the current version.

After a year has passed since the events of "Holed memories", a new earth pony arrives in Ponyville.
Slightly psychotic and hyperactive , will he even make Pïnkie go crazy by his random mood swings and impossible feats and pranks?

This story is set between the two last chapters of "Holed memories". If you didn't like it , don't read this. That is all. No rage or fury coming from this guy!

Update August 2nd, 2015: This is my very first story and a very old one at that. A lot of the grammar and punctuation errors that are in this one are those I no longer do, so don't expect all of my stories to be like this.
Fyra is an "alicorn" who has lost her memory , but knows it was wiped. How did she end up in a forest and who is she? Who is this strange black creature who calls out to her whenever she closes her eyes? How will she survive in a world she knows nothing of?
Hopefully a group of six particular mares may be enough to teach her new things , while Fyra starts to remember her past, and helps an old friend in the process.

As noted by the "teen" category , there will be some gore , but not where YOU would expect nor how YOU would expect it.
Also , for those who think this is the overused thing of the Alicorn OC (which I've understood many of you think) , look what the word is in between in the description.

Mark Fénix, a thirty-four year old man, as well as a builder and an admirer of art,finds himself falling through the Canterlot Castle roof after simply trying to flop onto his bed at night...although the forces of nature had something to do with this transition between planes. He'll have to wait at the castle before he can return home, but will he WANT to return home? Especially with the wonders that this new world holds.

Apparently, the one who made that work of art is called Moe, but I can't really reach his page.

Both Big Mac and Discord are in here. (Damn you character limitations!)
Part 1:From man to mare
Part 3:From man to mare: an aching heart
Part 4: From man to mare: I love my mommy
Part 5:From man to mare: Time to tell

Derry Wilhall is now living a rather special new life as Silver, his once stuffed animal pony. "She" has been having a better expectance at life and has made firm friends with Twilight Sparkle and Spike and she is still trying to avoid Rarity's insistance to get her together with Big Mac. Besides this, there are many mysteries still left untold, many revolving around the strange Giga Sparkle. How will they be explained, and what is this about a statue?

Ya, I put "The Empire of Blood" on hiatus to make the part 2 just to please you all. SO WORSHIP ME! MUAHAHAHA *thunder*.

2022 REWRITE IN PROGRESS

After being rudely awoken from Cryo-sleep, John-117 finds that the Forward Unto Dawn has been sucked into a gravity well, causing it to fall towards an unknown planet. In the crash, he is separated from Cortana and falls alone into the Everfree forest. In addition to this new complication, old memories from a scarred and tragic past haunt his dreams, putting his remaining sanity on edge.

However, he has little time to ponder these thoughts, as he encounters the planet's... peculiar... inhabitants.

First 19 Chapters proofread by Bravo 539 and Shadownamesto.
Credit for the intro sequence goes to Blaze Spectrum.

Current rewrite will not necessarily follow the old story but certain events and details may be reused.

Four astronauts leave Earth to be the first humans to ever colonize a planet. However, a failure in their ship makes them crash in an unknown planet, with no chance to escape or to populate it. How will they fare in this strangely similar land? How will ponies react to these new intelligent beings?

Lark Wolfe is 25 years old and he has a terrible fate. Bitten by a werewolf, he now spends his life traveling from town to town as a bard, trying to find a way to cure himself. Something happens, he finds himself in Equestria, and then more things happen. There is going be to a lot of music in this, as he IS a traveling violinist. I'll put hotlinks in the story to whatever he's playing. Also, Lark speaks with a very slight British accent. it's most entertaining to read if you think that way.

Jonathan Lockhart feels closer to his fellow fans than his friends and family. He knows magic isn't real, and there's no way he can journey into that fictional world, though that doesn't stop him from wishing. But then, much to his surprise, he falls through a portal. The outcome is not at all what he imagined.

With the help of some new friends, John has to figure out what happened, why it happened, and most importantly, how he can get home.

Set during Season Two.

Looks like I need to rework large chunks of this story :>
Added tags: Sad
(The sequel is here)
Youtube reads by Spore Harvest start here.

Sometimes, your inventions can bring about great good for humanity. And sometimes, they do the opposite. However, a single man actually did BOTH with his creations, and is one of the few survivors left on Earth after the "Ash fall". He decides, with his breakthrough in spatial rendering, to leave the destroyed Earth behind and go for a new world. He aims to go to a fresh Earth, where everything is as it should be, without his existence.

Unfortunately, he goes slightly off-course, and ends up in the wrong world. How will his technology get him through this?

If any of you don't like a little pseudo steam-punk, then you shouldn't read this, because the main character's technology is heavily influenced on its style...except for three certain things.

The beginning of the story was inspired by "Techno-Babble in Equestria" made by N64Fan. You should go check it out. It's pretty good.

That work of art is "Steampunk Wanderer" by amlaidgh. I only found the name of the artist, so I don't know where it could have been originally posted. The original version of this art seems to be "Wanderer above the sea fog" by Caspar David Friedrich.