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The Psychopath


I adopted the name of my beloved creation and have been spreading the word of the Illogic since. Tell me, are Illogic and chaos the same thing? www.patreon.com/WorldofIllogic

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REWRITTEN IN 2018! WOO!
(Set in Psycho's Equestria)
Equestria Daily
Da semi-sequel be here.

Ignore the first story with his name. It is just what passed through his mind one day. This is his true appearance.

The Psychopath is a stallion with an unknown relation to the princesses, and yet he is held within the lowest levels of the Canterlot castle dungeons. He is completely chained up in his dark and dry cell, only ever thinking about his next prank and humming tunes that come from nowhere. His existence has been kept secret for centuries, and only the council and a few select guards know of him. Now, another mare will know of his existence. Twilight Sparkle will free him inadvertently, causing the psychotic pony with a strange appearance to float about Equestria, causing mayhem and destruction in the form of "pranks". How will the student deal with somepony who is apparently not trying to cause harm but does so anyway?


The image was made by Stalin the Stallion . Thank him for giving about thirty minutes of his life to draw that. (How did he even do that in half an hour?)
Proof-reader and aid for rewrite: Majora and masks. (Obsolete)
Proofreader: Twilight Scratch. Spank you very much for helping me. (Obsolete due to rewrite but they did help in the past)

Chapters (14)
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Comments ( 315 )

FIRST! Abd by the way im really liking this.

umm... if he was Celestia and Luna's foalsitter wouldn't that make him several millenia old? not just nine centuries? I mean Luna was imprisoned for 1000 years as nightmare moon.

"He, somehow, hasn't died yet." :rainbowlaugh:
Hmm, Celestia has some crazy expectations...:trollestia:

Well, im interested to see where this goes, tracking. :pinkiesmile:
But the Grammar Nazi is here and found two errors :twilightangry2:

"We have though tof that too,"
"Sorry Spike, but I can' tell you."
A random 't' is in front of 'of' and is missing from the second's 'can' :applejackunsure:

So that was the psychopath?:unsuresweetie:

He had better get crazier!:pinkiecrazy:

529453 He's chained up and literally can't move. What did you expect?

529473 With an image like that, you don't want to fathom what I was expecting!

In the black dungeon of Canterlot
Where darkness eternal meets the stench of rot
Lives a strange pony
He is no phony
For in his mind, logic there is not.:pinkiecrazy:

529534 His mind is an endless labyrinth that even gold string won't get you out of.:trixieshiftleft:

529548 Wait, is he just a crazed Phychopath that they had to lock up, or is he also a sociopath?:trixieshiftright:

529573 "The Psychopath" is just a name he gave to himself. A derivative of his true name, ironically, being "Psycho".

529581 Good old irony, the world's way of slapping you in the face.:pinkiecrazy:

529421 I do hope you mean "Grammar".

Whoohoo!!!! The story is finally here. Chocolate rain for everyone!!!!! :moustache::pinkiehappy:

529534 you my good pony, have just earned 2 internetz

530148 Well you get three staches:moustache::moustache::moustache:

530427 There will never be more! MUAHAHAHA!:trollestia:

532289 you have left me no choice, GO MY ARMY OF FLUTTERSHYS!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

MOAR:flutterrage: um... if that's alright with you... :yay:

I agree with 534051 , moar is needed.:rainbowdetermined2:

534191

Well, this should be interesting. *grabs popcorn*

Psycho has a beautiful voice. what are the guards listening to?

535056 when one listens to a single song too long or too many times they tend to start disliking it.

I found a typo.
>While the prisoners were being told "shocking jokes", Celestia stared at Twilight, who had her haed lowered and looked furious.

And by the way, needs moar chapters!

BOW BEFORE MY FIRSTNESS INFREIOR BIENGS!!!

Equestria wrapped in flames
A casualty of the game
Of Psychopath, by name
Until he was claimed
And bound in chains.:pinkiecrazy:

'Red Crow' ......I've heard a refrence very similar to this, but where?:rainbowwild:
Great odd chapter though.

This may just be one of the greatest Original Characters I have ever scene!

543949 Oh. You didn't..."scene". I think you meant "seen". TROLLMAN, AWAY!:trollestia:

543954 Ah. Oh well, might as well leave it.:twilightsmile:

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