I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.
Four astronauts leave Earth to be the first humans to ever colonize a planet. However, a failure in their ship makes them crash in an unknown planet, with no chance to escape or to populate it. How will they fare in this strangely similar land? How will ponies react to these new intelligent beings?
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To lazy to read right now. Tracked for later.
AHA! Second! Haha, I win again! I won a TOASTER! Wait... what? If possible add nukes and flying machines from Terminator, level a city to the ground, show some hostility, exterminate a few of the locals, behead somepony as a warning and then shoot lasers! And NOW negotiate with the locals a peacful resolution... Or... was it the other way around... wait...
Where is the GORE?
Oh will you get over IT insane me? Stop annoying people with the gore requests
But.. but... it's red... I like red...
Yeach, yeach I know...
Aaanyway what was I babbling about again? Ah! I know, nice story keep it up and my sane personality approves of it, the insane one needs more blood and stuff like that...
Yeyeyeye... blood...
Jeez, I need a therapy soon...
Looks interesting. Tracking.
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English is not my native language so I appreciate comments pointing out my mistakes to avoid them in future chapters.
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There will be no gore in this story so your crazy personality may prefer reaiding a M tagged story instead. There will be fighting in the next chapter, though.
! Muffins ! Me lieks... mhmm... Well don't worry, the insane me would like gore everwhere, but I actually enjoy fics about humans coming to new strange lands and they don't have to include violence and such ;)
He said fght! FIght means blood, no?
NO! Will you stop it?!
No! You stop it!
Sheesh, like talking to a 12 year old...
Well, keep it up (not a native English speaker too, btw :D)
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Yes, there will be blood. (oh look! dat reference!)
I'm this guy's pre-reader. Not grammar corrector, but if you see loopholes in the story, I'm the one to blame!
Let's see where this goes!
I'm gonna laugh if they find the statue of liberty with trollestia's face on it.
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
@Homfrog noooooo you spoiled the ending for us all!
I like it.
great story, very basic gramatical errors. such as were instead of was. but other than that very good.
An acceptable, although unoriginal, fanfiction
here's one error i found:
honor Lieutenant Nanami Kato, whose dead was unexpected
dead should be death
great story though.
I hate making those stupid mistakes, they are really obvious but I never manage to notice them all before publishing and I have to edit an re-edit the chapter as you peolpe find them.
I hope my number of mistakes will reduce as I continue writing.
Finally read this. I like it.
but why would they even think the constallations would be similar? Wouldn't they know that due to them being on a different planet (which I know they aren't) the stars, even if they were the same, would be positioned differently?
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Well, hum.... Ok, you caught me there, I have no explanations
... Maybe if you travel many light years away from Earth maybe you will find diferent constellations due to the stars changing their relative position due to being at diferent distances from or something, I don't really know.
Another justification is that Kato was the one who knew that kind of things and the others know as much as me, so they thought it would be a good idea to check the constellations
As for why the constellations changed... I blame Luna, she likes messing things up.
>> weeeman That, and why did they have only one female? I see no planning on the Government's part. What of she became unable to birth anymore children, and how can she be expected to have hundreds of babies anyway? The pain alone would kill her, if not old age before she gives birth to them all. Oh yeah, one last thing. How can four adults care for that many babies for seven years each? Just saying.
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Well, in the apes' film they wanted to populate the planet with only one female, which is a very bad idea IMO but it makes my job easier so I didn't change it. I added the embryos part because it's impossible for 4 people to have a genetic pool big enough to breed in the long run. Also, the babies would give birth to more babies when they were old enough, that was my plan at least. When the third wave of babies is born the first ones would be old enough to take care of the growing population along with the four astronauts, and so on.
If you want to continue this discussion please send me private messages ;-)
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Good story tracked though!
YEAHHHH Great story, i hope the drill sargent is alive though...
345113 U mad bro
Creepy. I wonder if John ever returns...
There will be no new chapter next tuesday because of Easter (Semana Santa here in Spain).
Yeah great chapter. fluttershy doesnt urinate...
373454 that's lucky! I would have missed it then, I'm going to a dutch brony meetup.
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I need to get that out of me too, and the "Take you stinky hooves off of me, you damn dirty pony" line is also begging to appear in the story ASAP.
Great story best crossover with Planet of the Apesi] I've seen so far
I thought I was original with mine... Oh well, we got a trio!
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All the fics in existence should be called "Planet of the ponies", it's the best name
327951 I finally got around to watching the very first movie, and I have to say, you did a good job of killing off the other two and hurting his throat without causing a real conflict between him and the ponies.
I suspected touching a unicorn's horn would violate their taboo.
Flicking it to see if makes the "toy-yoing-yoing" sound even more so.
XD good one also lol at the gryphons
how is any of that racist?
Honestly? I have no idea.
I wanted to use that name, and I couldn't come up with a good one for this chapter
The part with Twilight healing him magically, but not touching his throat for fear of doing something wrong and mute him for life... that has what tvtropes calls "fridge brilliance", ie something smart you don't realise at once when you read the story, but when you go off to the fridge for a snack.
Twilight isn't a healer - she does magical *research*. A unicorn whose talent/cutiemark/job was healing could perhaps try to heal his throat, but Twilight doesn't have that knowledge.
Pinkie Pie's parents...Amish...
I added the comedy tag because I've found that the story has more silly moments than I originally planned and because I just can't make the story without them
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I think that parts such as a human's neck and a pegasus' wings can't be healed with magic because they are too delicate (maybe magical too in the case of the wings). That would explain why Rainbow Dash was unable to fly after her accident while Twilight suddenly healed during "Feeling Pinkie keen".
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I must admit I assume that Twilight healed so quickly because of the Rule of Funny.
Isn't there a trope of an astronaut stranded on a planet of females?
Be careful what you wish for!
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YOU PONIES ARE ALL RACIST
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twilight y u not help!!!!
oh yeah first!
This story is so good...I demand you update faster!
. Um....if that's alright with you...
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I like it. Believable plotline in this story, keep it up!
interesting
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Ha Take That Even NIght Guards Are More Kind That Uselees Solar Guards, Lyra Has Been Avenged, This Pleases Us Greatly
465059 Darn you beat me to that refernce. Oh well.
Great chapter and cant wait for the next one.
Nice. I'm really enjoying this.
I like how you finally introduced the conflict, the plot is very believable. The whole "Princess Celestia only appears to be a good leader but in reality is a hyped up tyrannical dictator" is used a lot, 
yet it's the only way for you to make the story work. Oh, and you got the quote in there without f'ing shit up, Kudos to you!