After a year has passed since the events of "Holed memories", a new earth pony arrives in Ponyville. Slightly psychotic and hyperactive , will he even make Pïnkie go crazy by his random mood swings and impossible feats and pranks?
This story is set between the two last chapters of "Holed memories". If you didn't like it , don't read this. That is all. No rage or fury coming from this guy!
It had been a year since that tragic event , and nopony really remembered anything about that once amnesia stricken red pony. "It was for the best." Twilight had been thinking. She was busy rearranging and redocumenting the books in her library as a few students had come by and mixed everything up. Spike was too busy making his special dinner to be any help to Twilight in this situation. He was preparing daisy salad with a garlic sauce on the side. He wanted to see if Twilight would like it. For Spike , though , a gem pâté. MMMMM! He was still cooking when he heard a loud *THUMP*. Spike quickly rushed to the main room.
"Twilight? Are you okay? Twilight! Wow , what's with all these books on the floor? I thought you said you were going to replace every book on the bookshelves." Spike was still looking around rubbing the top of his head. He jumped at the sound of Twilight speaking out of nowhere.She spoke in a muffled tone.
"MMmmfpfphh!" "What?" "FffmmpppFFF!" "Where are ya Twilight? I can't find you?" Spike had started walking on the books and throwing them away to try and find Twilight Sparkle. He started to shake and fell over as Twilight popped out from underneath him. She looked annoyed.
"Oh..heheh...there you are Twilight." "How did you not hear me when I was calling for you?!" "You were under a ton of books! I couldn't hear you." "Ya,okay."
Twilight struggled to get out of her quicksand trap until Spike pulled on her leg.
"Ugh! And I was ALMOST done!" Twilight dropped her head down in frustration.
"Well, if you helps you , I think dinner is ready." "It took that long?" "She isn't here anymore to help with the fire , remember?" "Oh...yeah....right. Well , let's eat."
Dinner had been stern at best. The sudden reminder still gave a little shock to the pony and the dragon.Barely a sound came out during said time. At long last , it was time to sleep. Twilight's hard work, aided by her trusty assistant, went fast in re-REplacing all the books on the shelves.
Spike had tucked himself in his little basket while Twilight snug herself under her blankets and rested her stress-ridden head on the comfortable white pillow.
"Good night Spike." "G'night Twi!"
Twilight turned around and thought , as she looked outside into the dark grasps of the night. It was a new moon tonight. Princess Luna went with something new this time. "She would have liked that. Maybe it's a way to remind us of her sacrifice. Hmmm, I wonder if she is happy with her friend up there in the stars."
With those last thoughts drifting away , Twilight felt her eyelids collapse , and she breathed comfortably as she doze off until tomorrow morning. Tomorrow was something special. Rarity and Motel had been working on a new dress that would supposedly "bring the world of fashion aflame". They HAD been arguing about it for several weeks , tearing and restarting it everytime an argument burst forth.Hmmm.
Twilight awoke suddenly as Spike bounced on her stomach in excitement.
"C'mon Twi , it's time to see Rarity and her new outfit!" "Ow, OW! EASY Spike! Just wait , I need to prepare. Just wait a few moments." Twilight spoke while chuckling.She was obviously still amused by Spike's love for "The most beautiful creature in the world".
"Oh! Then hurry up! I don't want to miss it!" "Don't get your tail in a knot Spike , it will only take a second."
Spike crossed his arms and frowned.
"That's what you always say, then we end up leaving at night." "I don't take that long!....do I?"
As their arguments on Twilight's esthetical time needs were...discussed...A huge group of ponies from everywhere had come to see the unveiling of the dress Rarity and Motel created, difficultly , together. Several flashes were made as some reporters came by. While Rarity instinctively posed for every shot, Motel just gave a cool , uninterested stare into the void. His Blue coat shone brightly in the ray of light that was brought forth from the sun. Today , the pegasi only announced a sunny day.
His mane was still coiffed to look like it was very straight , but still curled on the top of the entirety of his mane-style. His neon-yellow tail still matched his mane color , but was still left unattended and poked out everywhere. It was his way of showing that "rustic" and "fancy" could join together in fashion no matter what. His cutie mark was that of a monocle held within a white tissue. Something nopony understood. Apparently , it was supposed to represent his keen eye and ability to "clean" anything up , no matter how "low-class" it seemed. His eyes still glew that golden yellow just as before.
Twilight and Spike came , even after her friends made it. Rainbow Dash , Pinkie Pie , Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Fluttershy pushed through the crowd to reach them.
"Twi!Ya finally came!" "Yeah. I would've gotten here earlier if some dragon didn't distract me." "Meh." "Look at Rarity! Haha! She keeps posing everytime one those reporters are just about to take a picture. I bet they'd prefer to see the best flier in AAAALLL of Equestria instead!" "OOOOO! Maybe she made something just for us too! And why not relax Rainbow! Why not let Rarity play around. For once that she's decided to mess around with us." "Pinkie , she isn't....where'd you get that camera?" "From somewhere."
Pinkie was messing around with Rarity's inner fashion model , and kept posing right before Pinkie pushed.
"Hahahaha! This is fun!" "Pinkie , you are so random." "I hope that the dress fits her mane perfectly. I mean , it's not like I doubt Rarity or Motel's fashion sense but, they did say it was supposed to look super!" "Ah hope it does Fluttershy. Wht do ya think Big Mac , an awesome dress is hiding under that there cloth?" "Eeyup."
The flashes stopped as Rarity got out of her trance and started shouting , along with Motel , about their new creation.
"Mares and Gentlecolts, Rarity and I have worked on a new dress that will be sure to set you ablaze! It is a hommage to an old friend of ours , and we hope that you like it as much as we ......uhhhh...." Rarity covered for him , knowing full well why Motel didn't continue his speach, as he stood there looking like a lost idiot. "-Enjoyed creating it! We simply HAD to make one. It is simply MARVELOUS if I do say so myself. We called it "Fyra's flame". No too well thought out , I know , but the appearance should certainly make you think otherwise." "We will now unveil this master piece!"
Motel and Rarity both joined their efforts and removed the green cover hiding one of Rarity's mannequins which was "wearing" said dress. It stood proudly on a white , circular podium. Rarity both stood opposite of eachother as they smiled with their eyes closed, a hoof lifted towards the statue in proudness.
The crowd gasped, but in the bad way. Rarity and Motel stopped their over-acting and looked confused. Rarity walked forward , standing a few inches from the top of the stage.
"What"s wrong everypony? Don't you like it?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MARVELOUS CREATION?!" screamed Motel.
Rarity turned around with a "what?" face.
"What's wrong Motel? What happened to the-OH DEAR EQUESTRIA!"
As Rarity stared at her destroyed marvel , she nearly hurled her breakfast. Motel just stared at their masterpiece that has been sullied. What was supposed a magnificent dress was now an amalgation of different tissues and colors , all randomly strewn on the mannequin,which,as one could see, also suffered from these affronts to "fabulosity". It even looked like buckets of paint were splashed over the dress.
"WOAH!" Motel jumped out of the way of an oncoming red couch that Rarity tossed herself overdramatically on. "Of all the things that could happen , this is the WORST.POSSIBLE.THING!"
Motel just stared at her , his eyebrows straightened out and his mouth put in a bizarre position.
"Rarity , stop ça. That's not a reason to be overreacting." "What?How can you SAY that?! Just look at it! MY LIFE IS OVER!" "UGH! Anypony here know who could have done this?"
The ponies in the crowd started mumbling and looking at eachother in confusion.
"How about detective Pinkie take care of this?"
Pinkie had magically appeared on-stage and was wearing a detective had and holding a magnifying glass.
"I'll find the culprit lickety-split!" "Wait a minute." said an opal colored pony. "Pinkie Pie is known for doing pranks , I bet it was her that did this to something we all wanted to see! Well, ALMOST all...." "Yeah!" "I bet you're just covering for yourself by donning the detective act." "W-what?" "Yeah! I for one, will not stand for this affront! She must be punished!" "Hey , hey! We aren't gonna let you hurt Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash had bolted in front of the crowd that was swimming towards Pinkie Pie.
"Move it, you! We don't want to hurt her, just cover her in all forms of nigh unremovable colors, to show how ugly she really is and that she teach her a lesson for attacking fashion." "What?" "You heard me , now move it!" "Pff, like I'd let y-WAAAAH!"
Rainbow got thrown out of the way by three other pegasi who looked absolutely furious against the pink party pony. Twilight, Applejack, and even Fluttershy started to plow through(Fluttershy was rather asking her way through) the crowds to try and get Pinkie out of this predicament. Rarity and Motel tried to convince them otherwise, but they were pushed aside. As the others reached Pikie , it was too late. She was already dripping with different colors of paint. The fashion lovers thought this was a good lesson , but Pinkie found utilities in this.
"Hey Rainbow Dash , look! I'm you! OR I can be a clown, or maybe a jester for the princesses!OOO OOO OOO! How about a tree decoration? Or maybe I can put lights on me and look like a colored picture walking everywhere?"
The fashion lovers just dropped their jaws. For somepony who needed the perfect style, this was an insult , but Pinkie didn't care. The Opal pony sighed, rubbing her eyes in the process.
"Fine. We'll leave, but I'm watching you Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie ran up to the pony's face, separated by nothing as Pinkie's pushed against the opal pony's.
"Which eye? The left or the right? Or maybe you have a third somewhere?" "Wh....never mind, have a nice day!"
And with that , the crowd stomped away, furious for many reasons. Pinkie's friends were relieved that Pinkie Pie found this "hostile" act amusing. Twilight helped Pinkie clean herself up , using several potions made specifically for this. Rarity apologized about the attitude of the ponies earlier , as did Motel , but Pinkie Pie said it was okay and it was fun. Rarity felt relieved and walked away with Motel , to remake the robe , but better this time. They already started arguing the second they left the door leading to the bakery.
Pinkie started to feel the anger of those who were love passionate for fashion, as they would avoid Pinkie in a huff or refuse any offer for a party invitation. Despite Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie , she still started to feel depression get to her as nopony wanted to play with her anymore , well , almost nopony. Her best friends were still there. As Pinkie went towards the boutique of Rarity , she spotted a weird pony walking towards the town. She stopped as this character seemed to emit a pleasant feeling to her.
The pony's head was looking down , overshadowed by the black top-hat that had a large portion of the top cut off. It's mane and tail could still be seen , despite the body being covered by a horrid , torn , olive green cloak. It's mane was a mixture of pink , white , and sky blue , and the colors twisted and churned horribly as the mane curled as some points, fluffed in others, and spiked in more. The tail was curved upwards , giving a strange spoon-like appearance.
As ponies walked by , he would immediately grab their hooves , shake them and yell: "HOW ARE YOU TODAY M'AM?!" It was a stallion. He threw his first victim in some nearby mud.
"Mud bath! It's good for the skin and those little bugs chomping through your coat right there." "What bu-OW! AAAHHH!" The pony jumped out and started galloping through the town while the new prankster kept a massive white smile on his face.He walked forward and a white box fell down."Itchy itchers" it showed.
"Woah. That was kind of mean , but it was also funny." thought Pinkie Pie , repressing a giggle.
He went to a stallion who saw the whole ordeal and started to walk backwards away from the scene. As the new prankster walked faster, the Stallion turned tail and galloped in the opposite direction. But he stopped dead in his tracks as the new prankster had bent a lamppost and was staring at the stallion upside-down while holding his hat.
"Why're you upside down?" "What do you mean? I'm not-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" "See everypony? He fell up. HEEEHAHAHA!" The prankster had apparently put a spring board in the ground with an uncomparable speed(nopony even knows how it got there in the first place), had managed to "teleport" a la Pinkie Pie, and even bent a lamppost by just standing on it.
As he jumped off and planted his head in the dirt, he pulled himself out and put a slice of orange in a nearby pony's mouth.He had a mood change.
"*cries* for a dear friend needing to leave so soon , have this slice of orange." "Mppfff" The pony put his hoof on his next target's mouth. "Shhhshshsh. No point in talking. You'll go far in life!" Two mini-rockets came out from the visible part of the orange slice and the thing itself hooked onto the pony's mouth , who started to panic "GO LONG! WAaaaaaa!" He was still crying as the pony flew high in the sky, followed by everypony. He caught glimpse of Pinkie Pie rolling on the floor holding her gut in laughter. Everypony quickly ran away from him when he walked towards her.
"Wash yer name lass?" "Wash my mane?" "NO! I shaid shalt of grain!" "What's my name?" "Aye." "It's Pinkie Pie! Hey , you look like a good prankster. Those things didn't hurt anypony atleast did they?"
The pony was now standing upside down , head on the ground and legs straight in the air like if he was standing normally.
"Of course not. No good laugh can come from someone's pain. Hurrhurr." "Cool. Maybe we could team up and prank everypony in town just to show them how great you are!" "That sounds like a plan!"
The pony sat upright and heightened his hat to show his eyes. They were olive green swirls.
"You can call me Psycho. Mhmhmahaahaha." He tilted his head and widened his smile.
Pinkie decided to introduce her new friend to Rainbow Dash , who was the closest nearby and was training her aerial acrobatics near the outside of the town , in the park , to be more precise. Some of her fans had stopped and were watching her show off. Some triple aerial flips here, an impossible U-turn while still moving forwrd , her normal day. During the trip , Psycho would hop on two legs and tilt to the side , hopping once more , before repeating the process with the other two legs. Some ponies saw what he did and steered clear of him while his eyes continued to swirl and his smile still brightened up Pinkie's mood. Some of the fashion lovers tried saying things to Pinkie that wouldn't be too appreciated by anypony, but Psycho "detected" these sentences and would intervene directly.
One such example was a simplistic black-orange pegasi with a turquoise colored , curled mane.Psycho started to act like a very well behaved butler.
"I'm sorry m'am , but you cannot talk to her Pinkieness without an appointment." "Move aside you...you...ech.What is that HORRID style? And that top hat, it's been cut." "Why yes it has , and look what I can do with it."
Psycho reached in there and dissappeared halfway inside of his hat. Despite there being a massive hole in it , both Pinkie and the pegasi couldn't see anything but what was behind Psycho. He then pulled out some small jar full of an orange substance that had a flour-like material floating around in it. The inward portions of Psycho's eyes stared at it while his smile grew ever larger.
"Here , have a taste!"
He broke the jar on his head and , while the glass flung everywhere, the liquid remained in place.
"How is that even *splash* EWWWWW!"
Psycho threw the liquids over the pony who seemed to have been covered in a torrent of the "orange-juice". He pulled the jar back and put it back in his hat , just as he flipped the hat to put it back on his head , in a sightly tilted manner, just to cover his right ear.
"Why would you do that?" "You don't like it?" he mood swinged to anger"I WORKED AND TOILED ENDLIESSLY TO MAKE THAT!!" "PFFFPPFFFF AHAHAHA!!! She's all orange now! HahAAAAAha!" "What do you mean?"
The pegasi bore a confused expression on her face. Psycho took a (hoof?) mirror from under his torn jacket and threw it in the face of the pegasi.
"THERE! I hope yer happy now." he started to pout.
The pegasi flipped the mirror over to see her "horrid" appearance. She was now the same bright color as the orange liquid and both her mane and tail were white. Strangely , she didn't look wet at all.She lift her forelegs on her mane and brushed through them , her lower jaw shaking in horror.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! I look hideous!" she started to cry. "Ugh! So many insensitive people around her. Shall we , like , go Pinkie Pie?"
Psycho adopted the over-exerting attention mare personality. The pony tried brushing everything off her coat and mane and her eyes started to tear as she couldn't remove it.
"Hold on! I'll help you!" yelled a familiar voice. "Wha-*splash*" The pegasi was flooded by the water coming from a tiny cloud that Rainbow Dash hopped on , just like when she met Twilight Sparkle for the first time. The now light-orange pegasi, although annoyed that she was now dripping wet , discovered , to her horror, that the substance did not come off. She gallopped away , crying. Rainbow Dash lowered herself to the ground as she watched the poor pony gallop away while crying, attracting the attention of others, especially as she knocked own some.
"Wow Pinkie Pie-" said Rainbow Dash after she turned around:"-nice prank. But , what did you make that from?" "You silly! I didn't make that, Psycho di....where'd he go?" Pinkie had grabbed her friend's head to twist it to where Psycho was , but he dissappeared.
Rainbow just looked as confused as ever as Pinkie Pie performed her typical craziness , plopping about everywhere looking for her new friend.
"Who are you looking for?" "For Psy-.......cho......" "What?"
Pinkie Pie had gone behind a very large tree and apparently stretched three times her body length , but looked twice in Rainbow's direction as Psycho's top hat sat on Rainbow's head. It started to slowly move up as Psycho moved slowly upwards with a type of constipated head (more like the me gusta face) and stopped after his head completely exited Rainbow Dash's mane.
"Pfff. Hey Rainbow , do this." Pinkie motioned her hoof to stroke her mane. "Why?" "Just do it. It'll be funny." "Whatever."
As Rainbow Dash was about to stroke her mane, she felt her hoof bump into something. She first took it for a pony being on her back , but noticed that there was noone, and started to turn pale.
"I iz a hat, with a hat. INCEPTION!" "AAAAAHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT O-where'd it go?"
As Rainbow Dash was trying to reclaim her self , she saw a pony dancing on his sides , hopping towards Pinkie Pie and stopping right next to her.He then started to imitate her movements.
"This is Psycho. I found him as he came into town pranking everypony in awesome ways! Although some of them were quite scary." "Wait , so it was him in my mane." "EEEEYUP!" shouted Pinkie Pie as she and Psycho bounced high into the air , a gleeful facial expression with too many similarities adorning their faces. "Psycho?" "Ya?" "How did you do that?" "Do what?" "Get in my mane!"
Psycho squinted his eyes and started to talk like the ponies of the east.
"It a very secret secret. I can no tell you because it so secret , that the secret is kept secret." "Sounds secrety." said Pinkie Pie "WHAT SECRET?!"
Psycho had jumped back in caution and looked shocked.
"You just...awwww,never mind." "Never mind what?"
Rainbow Dash started getting frustrated by this pony. He was so ANNOYING! But not in the good way , not in the Pinkie Pie way. No , it was much more different, and he even gave out a sinister aura about himself. Something strange , especially as his eyes were swirls , his name was "Psycho" and , if judge by the part of his flank left in the open by a ripped hole , he had a swirly cutie-mark , just like his eyes , but this one had two yellow stars accompaning the swirl.
"Wow. I know what Rarity means now by "horrid clothing tastes"." "Watchoo talkin' bout?" Psycho pushed out his lower lip. "That's a great idea Rainbow Dash! We can go see Rarity and Motel and see how they are doing. Race you there!" "I don't even know where it is." "Oh. Well , you see that tall white building with the pink decorations?" "M'AM,YES M'AM! IS THAT THE LOCATION M'AM?!" "Yes! Race you there." "You're on!Heheheh"
As they took off , the top of Rarity's boutique crept closer. Everything looked like it was of bright lines. Then suddenly, *BONK*! Psycho had smashed into a wall and fell on his backside in a rather pained manner. Pinkie laughed and arrived at Rarity's shop first. Pinkie started to do a dance , knowing that she had won the race and would be seeing Psycho would arrive , all tuckered out. That's what she thought.
"What took you so long darling?"
Psycho was on a foldable chair , that he was lying down on , and was sipping a cocktail that came out of nowhere.
"Wow! How'd you do that? I mean , I can do those too, but how did you?"
Psycho spat out the straw from his mouth , letting it twirl in his glass. He regained his smile as he stood up and threw the glass at a passer-by, who yelped in fright and had the reflex to cover their face. The glass exploded into confetti and sparkles. The pony lowered his hoof and yelled at Psycho , who just gave his creepy stare, tilting his head almost 90 °. The pony decided that it wasn't worth it and the best method would be to get far away.
"Woah! I have those too." "Really? Can you show me later?" "Sure. Let's go see Rarity now. I hope she feels better now.It has been two days." "WEEEE!" "Hey , that looks like fun, lemme try that! Weee!"
They both curled into balls and burst into the boutique like this , toppling over a mannequin and slamming into a shelf , causing the shelved tissues , cloths , rolls of string , and other much needed material for sewing and crafting clothes to come crashing to the floor.
Motel was busy measuring something on a design sheet when he jumped. He had a pencil in his mouth and measuring tape on his ear. He just stared at the catastrophe. Rarity came barging in, furious.
"PINKIE PIE! WHAT DID YOU DO?! AND YOU....you....who are you? Oh dear Equestria , you have a horrid fashion sense my dear."
Pinkie Pie jumped back on her feet.
"This is Psycho. He's a great prankster." "Prankster. When did he arrive?" "This morning!" "Oh..." Rarity was sure that this character with bad fashion tastes would have ruined the dress that she and Motel toiled difficultly on for several weeks. They were going to make it again , but with different designs. "Um, pleased to meet you, Psycho was it? What a peculiar name."
*WOOSH* Psycho managed to switch places with a mannequin without the blue robe and special wide hat from moving. The long blue feather on the hat was a simplistic touch. The lower of the robe was adorned with sparkles and a darker shade of blue to resemble the sea. The back was also adorned with more jewels dark waves. It was a work-in-progress. Psycho started posing, his eyes swirling quickly as he did variations of each.
"I am the queen of mount chocofort. All shall adore me and my giant blue hat with a fluffy feather. Muahahaha!"
Rarity was about to strangle him went he suddenly reappeared next to Pinkie Pie, the mannequin back in place. ANOTHER PINKIE PIE?! thought Rarity.
"What do you need , mon ami?" asked Motel , the pencil still in his mouth. "Well , I heard that this Rarity character was the prettiest and most talented fashion designer in AAALLLLLL of Equestria and I wondered if I could receive clothing from her."
Rarity started to flaunt her ego. Oh no. I swear , that stallion must be doing this on purpose. thought Motel. He was exasperated.
"Oh, huhuhu. I suppose I AM the most talented fashion designer in Equestria...fine dear , I'll make you a new outfit." "Great!" "Now just wait while I get my measuring tools."
Psycho looked like he was panicking and started to sweat quite alot as he shook. Rarity noticed and asked: "What's wrong?" "Am I going to have to stay still?" "Of course, darling. How ever do you want me to measure a MOVING pony?"
Psycho dropped his hindlegs on the floor and reached his forelegs out to the roof:
It had taken three hours.THREE. HOURS. To measure Psycho and get the proper outfit for him. While he was slightly bigger then Pinkie Pie , his constant need to twist and turn rendered Rarity and Motel incapable of working for the rest of the day. Even Pinkie Pie had trouble calming her new friend down. The suit came out nicely. Although , it was a bit simplistic in design, a touch Motel added. It was a blue tuxedo with long sleeves whose ends stopped in dark blue, vertical spikes. That was the tissue color , mind you. The entire tuxedo in itself was light blue and the chest bore a yellow, plain shirt sporting swirls that covered the entirety. They were two swirls that spread all over both the yellow shirt and the blue suit. They were supposed to put Psycho's "eyes" into valor. Not something easily done. He really loved swirls. Rarity tried to patch up his hat and give Psycho a better one , but he'd grab it with his forelegs and hold it tightly against his chest as he protested against her attempts and fashion sense.
After about an hour, both Motel and Rarity gave up and decided to leave the situation be. Psycho put his hat back on and tilted it back over his right ear , a glamorous smile of victory painted on his face.No , really. He literally PAINTED it on his face.
It was already the afternoon , and Pinkie Pie took her new friend to grab a bite at Applejack's. The cowpony had invited Pinkie Pie over to help her mood. She saw her friend starting to look bad over the days as everypony started acting mean to her. But , this would prove to be a bad idea. Psycho isn't your average prankster.He had something planned before he even knew it.
The two friends started walking towards Applejack's farm as they saw the school where Applebloom , Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle had class every day. The bell had rung and everypony was running out in joy as they rushed home , eager to start playing with their friens and/or toys. The CMC had gathered in front of a tree and started to talk about how they would try to earn their cutie marks today. They were too far to be heard. The three had seen Pinkie Pie and shouted :"Hey Pinkie Pie!" as she passed by. Pinkie jumped up and started waving her hoof violently around as she shouted her own hello. Psycho was nowhere to be seen. Pinkie didn't even notice his dissappearance until he was seen right next to the Applefarm entrance , stretching and twisting.
"Hey Psycho! Wait a minute , you beat me again!" "Maybe. Weren't we going to eat some food? I'M STARVING! Look at my stomach! It ate itself."
Psycho stood up and showed a hole in the place of his stomach where he passed a hoof through.
"HA! They're just over there , follow me." Pinkie started to bounce to Applejack's house as Psycho followed right behind her , while walking backwards. They both ended up inside Applejack's house , right behind the orange pony , with no explainable reason. Psycho was impressed that another pony had the same "talents" as he did, but he kept his massive smile on his face as his eyes continued to swirl.
"HEY APPLEJACK!" "WAAAAAH!Pinkie , why'd y'all go 'n have ta do that fer?" "Well lookee 'ere. Them folks dun know how's ta speak the outbacks." said Psycho , while wearing some sort of hay-made costume that came from nowhere. He even had a piece of stray in his mouth , and sported an emotionless face. Applejack tried to say something, but her mouth just remained open without emitting any sound. Psycho just bobbed his head downwards as he gave off a silent laugh. Applejack looked at Pinkie PIe after becoming herself again.
"Whose yer new friend Pinkie?" "He's Psycho! He's a great prankster, just like me. Although some of them are...wierd." "Pinkie Pie usin' wierd in 'er sentences? Not possible! Ya mean pranks ya didn't know 'bout?" "Yeah."
Applejack sighed in relief. She thought there was a pony worse than Pinkie Pie. She saw Big Mac come into the dining room. The room everypony was in had a MASSIVE wooden table used for family reunions. There were several tapestries made by hoof from the apple family that adorned the brownish walls. There wasn't much else besides a small tree right next to the door leading to the room. Psycho spotted yet another victim for today. He zipped up to Big Mac, gave a scary grin and took out a lighter from who knows where and lit Big M's straw on fire. Psycho started to speak in a strange wheezy voice:
"That's it boy. Now ya know why ah like ya. You know how to get a job done right."
Psycho tapped the stallion twice on the face with his hoof before zipping back next to Pinkie. Before Anyone could react , the piece of straw blew up in Big Macintosh's face. His head was civereded in soot and ash , and was confused.Pinkie laughed , but Psycho didn't look pleased.
"Meh. Nothing special." "How did ya....it wasn't even...." Applejack was stuttering.
Psycho popped up under her hat, just showing his head , and said:
"Some pranks are unseeable. WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING?!* slap*" Psycho had an angry mood swing and smashed an apple pie on the cowgirl's face. He then jumped back onto Pinkie's head and lowered himself to nearly dissappear in her mane. As Applejack rubbed the pie off her face, Pinkie started laughing strongly. So hard she fell on the floor , tossing Psycho against the wall. Even Big Macintosh put a hoof to his mouth as he tried not to laugh at her.
Pinkie , despite her giggling , still managed to tell her own joke:
"Hey Rarity! I didn't know you were passing by!" "Rarity? Where?" "Take dis a mirror. It a good omen." said Psycho as he tossed it towards her. It fell short , but slid across the floor and right under her nose. "What the?!" "PFFFAHAHA!"
Both Pinkie Pie and Psycho were rolling on the floor. It wasn't the fact that Applejack now had the facial make-up of Rarity that was hilarious , it was the fact that the cowpony absolutely HATED that sort of thing and that she was absolutely furious with her new "prissy" appearance. Even her mane had been changed to look more laid back. Granny Smith was there as well and saw the whole thing. She may be old , but she had her suspicions. How did Psycho pull that off with just an apple pie to the face?
"Well , lookit this fellow 'ere. He's real good with the prankin'. I've never seen that sorta thing before. The ponies of today have sure gotten alot craftier." "Craftier? He turned me inta Rarity! This'll come off, right?" "Mmmmm." "RIGHT?!"
Psycho was rubbing his chin and looking as pensive as he could look. He was sitting. Pinkie just stared at him, still chuckling a bit.
"Why not ask Rarity?" "...AH'M GONNA STRANGLE YA!"
Applejack tried to grab Psycho , but he literally jumped all the way to the ceiling and started to gallop away on his new center of gravity. Applejack was already weirded out , so this new feat didn't hinder her needs to crush him. Psycho galopped outside and shut the door as he landed back on his hooves and started running for the acres. Applejack was close to this annoying character. Big Mac had wiped the black smear off his face and the three ponies watched as Applejack chased the constantly laughing Psycho. Pinkie grabbed a giant foam "hand" with "#1!" on it and started waving the thing in the air.
"GO PSYCHO...no wait...GO APPLEJACK....no....Psycho...Applejack....I wonder which I should cheer for....oh well. GO PONIES!" "WHAT?!" yelled Granny Smith.
Suddenly , while watching the chase from afar , Psycho went behind a tree and dissappeared , while...Applety...passed behind it and stopped, looking around in confusion. *Slurrrrrrp*
Pinkie , Granny Smith , and Big Mac turned around to see Psycho drinking from an apple. It was turned into a glass for applejuice.
"How did ya-" before Big Mac could say anything,Applejack screamed. Apparently , a few of the apples on the apple trees were attacking her. Well, "few" may not be the best term.
"Mhhmmmhhaa." chuckled Psycho.
Apple Jack had already started to crush the apples as Big Macintosh ran to her aid. Granny Smith had already adorned her "pan" armor and chased after the "varmits".
Pinkie actually looked worried.
"Uhhh, Psycho?" "MMMYYYEEESSS?" "Isn't that dangerous?" "MMMYYYEEESSSS! No, wait...no." "What do they do?" "Look."
Psycho pointed towards Applejack as she destroyed an apple , that exploded into a bunch of juice. One could hear her curse as she became all sticky and covered with pieces of apples. The other two coming to her aid fell under the prank.
"I'd say this is a sticky situation , but I'm stuck on this pulping situation." "Haha! I think we should go now." "Awww. But I had more."
But Pinkie had already "teleported" away.
"None can run away from the pizza pony! Wooosh!"
Psycho activated some sort of trap underneath him , flinging him high and far away. He landed right in front of the bakery, where Pinkie was waiting for him. She was hanging out of the window.
"Ugh. I'm tired. Can't prank properly. I need to rest." "But we didn't even eat yet!" cried Pinkie Pie. "*gasp* You are right. Let us feast upon this dinner!" Psycho was rolling his "R"s. While the cakes seemed wary of this new prankster , it was obvious that he was unusually tired. After eating , Pinkie invited him to her room, where he was given her bed for a short while. Pinkie managed to make a decent bed for herself. A type of tent-like thing. But , despite it being barely 6 P.M., Psycho was already asleep, and Pinkie decided to leave to go see her friends who didn't meet him yet...well...A friend.
Psycho was already starting to smile wildly in his sleep. His new pranks tomorrow would be a blast.
Pinkie Pie woke up in her house-tent. She stretched and limbered herself back to her typical Pinkie self. As she went to her bed to wake Psycho up , she discovered that he was already gone. Quite alot of things were going to happen now, and they weren't good things. Bullseye was also going to visit the town again after being given a day off for R&R.The recruits needed it.Being a Royal guard trainer was quite a hard task. But , let's stay with Psycho right now , and his hiding within a bush in front of the school he saw the previous day.
The CMC were walking towards the school , half-asleep. He knew what they had been trying to do and attempt to drag them into his world. He popped out of the bushes wit his head upside-down , even though his body was right-side up.
"Heloooooooo." he said , clenching his teeth back together. "Uhhh, hi?" said Sweetie Belle , nervously. "You three have been trying to get your cutie marks , no?" "How did you know?" spewed Scootaloo. The other two gave her a look , just asking her to keep quiet so that this weirdo would go away. "Oh? Pinkie Pie told me." "Pinkie Pie? How do ya know about Pinkie Pie?" asked Apple Bloom. "Because she's extremely funny and has shown me quite a few things I don't know myself." "Prove us that ya know about Pinkie." "Lemme see," Psycho took off his hat and started swinging his hooves around his body , changing his appearance:" Crazy curly hair?" "What the...?" "All pink?" "How is he-" "Kind of small? Bounces around alot like this?" "Hey mister , how're y'all doing that?" "Doin' what?" "Changin' the way you look." "I ain't doin' that."
Psycho was still bouncing around the group looking like Pinkie Pie, but quickly remorphed into himself.
"Say , how about I show you three how to prank properly? Maybe you'll get your cutie marks like this?" "Sorry , sir , but we have to get to school now. I don't want to be late or Rarity will scold me."
*Ding dong! Ding dong!"
The three gasped.
"Oh no! Were late. This is all your fault!"
As Sweetie Belle and the others started to run for their school , Psycho popped his head out of the ground. The three skid to a halt, surprised. Psycho's headless body came right next to him and plopped it's head back on.
"A good prankster knows how to do things thoroughly. I know you three have been having problems with certain tiara and spoon characters, aye?" Watch and be amazed as the great and powerful Psycho deals with your school problem!"
Great and powerful? The three fillies wondered where they had heard that phrase.
Psycho came back in a pirate unform , holding some sort of remote in his hands.
"Arr! These landlubbers don't know nuffin' bout the harsh life at the sea!" "What are you talking about?" asked Scootaloo. "Watch 'n learn ye freshwater sailors! Yu'll learn a thing or two, savvy?" "Savvy? What does that-" "I PUSH-A THE BUTTON!"
*click, BOOM* Some wierd brown substance splatter against the windows of the school. Two fillies galloped out , all covered in the sticky substance. Psycho changed into a hipster costume now.
"Now then , the last piece of my "chef d'oeuvre". Gumballs. They inexplicably explain something that makes no sense and highlights your ignorance for associating them with something totally unrelated. GRRRRRAAAAAAAHAHAHA!"
*click* Four metal buckets on the top of the school roof toppled over and covered the fillies with cinnamon and gumballs.
"RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" Scottish accent Psycho.
Suddenly , several small dogs started chasing after the two fillies , who ran away crying. Cheerilee tried catching up to them, but to no avail.
"Hey , that was pretty mean." whispered Applebloom. "Who cares? They've always been mean , snooty brats. They deserve this!" snapped Scootaloo. "And you three no longer have school!" "Hey , that's right! Maybe Rainbow Dash has some awesome new tricks to show us." Before anypony could move , Psycho was lying on the floor right in front of them. "Why not heed my advice and try pranking? I'm sure you'll find it to be fun AND funny." "And we'll learn how ta do that thing ya did with yer head?" Applebloom's eyes were sparkling. "Maybe. If you be good,humhum,let's say trainees." "What do we do first?" asked Sweetie Belle. "First? We travel through Ponyville. GRAB MY HAT!"
The three fillies shrugged at eachother and touched his hat with their hooves , after climbing onto his back. He was still lying down.
"VROOM!" "Vroom?"
Psycho blasted off while not moving. He seemed to be "driving" himself as he slid along the dirt. Terrible omens for Ponyville...maybe.
This is meant to be a cliffhanger to what the CMC are going to do to Ponyville while guided by Psycho. No. It won't be pretty. Maybe if I added some red there it would be....hmmmmm.
The new prankster group went to Ponyville. Psycho stopped them and peeked around the corner of a house , his tongue sticking out.He was looking for something.
"Ummm, mister , what's yer name?" asked Applebloom. She still wasn't sure if this was a good idea. "I never said it. It be Psycho me bonnie lass." "Well mine's Applebloom."
Psycho pulled his head back. He had a concerened look , but started to chuckle again.
"Say , your sister wouldn't be Applejack , would it?" "Yeah! How did you....why're ya smilin' like that? Wait...yer the one who...?"
Psycho nodded slowly.
"So THAT'S why she looked like Rarity!" "What are you talking about?" asked Sweetie Belle. "Well, ya remember yesterday?" "Yeah." "When ah went back home, Granny Smith was tryin' some old family stuff on Applejack. She had apple cream and juice ALL OVER her. And the best part , she looked like Rarity." "What's so bad about that?" Sweetie Belle seemed slightly annoyed that her sister could be considered a bad thing. "Nothin'! It's just that she doesn't like lookin' all fancy is all." "Oh yeah, I forgot." Sweetie Belle turned towards Psycho , who had returned prowling around the corner of the building. "Well , mine's Sweetie Belle." "Rarity's sister?" "You know her?" "Where do ya think I got this?*sobbing* It was hard to stand STILL!*rage*" "And I'm Scootaloo. Rainbow Dash's number one fan!" "Rainbow Dash? I didn't prank her properly yet. OOOO! Let's start with her." "With who?" asked Applebloom.
Psycho was pointing at a tiny marketing stall. A brownish pony with a curled, orange mane was selling medicinal plants. Quite a few ponies had bought her wares.
"Meddy?" "Meddy? Sounds.....electric.Mmmmm. I GOT IT! Now watch how the most classic of pranks is upped a notch. Why not stay here and observe meh?"
Psycho went to the stall as the three fillies stood around the corner. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were standing on Apple Bloom.As Psycho went towards the lady , he adorned a very serious look on his face. He approached the stall and took a gander at the plants and other concoctions.
"Well m'am, I must say, your stock is quite over expectations. They look better then normal plants." "Why thank you." "Let's shake our hooves on a job well done!" "Shake?" "It'll help destress you." "Hmmm." Meddy was weirded out by the stallion's eyes, but decided to "shake" on it. Psycho's smile returned evilly a second before the hooves met. Thunder was heard and Meddy was in awkward shape. She was smoking , her mane was sticking upright, and she was cross-eyed now.She shook her head and gave a short chuckle.
"Haha! That's a classic. Using a shock-button on your hoof."
Psycho looked confused and tilted his head.
"Shock-button? I was directing the lightning bolts at you."
Psycho reached out and touched Meddy again, another lightning bolt hit her directly.
"What's wrong with you?!" "TOUCH!" *boom* "AAAAHHH!" "MAHAHAHA!"
Psycho started chasing Meddy and was popping up nearly everywhere. He quickly dissappeared , considering this boring already. He reappeared right behind the three fillies.
"And that's a classic upgrade." "That looked dangerous, even for me." Scootaloo was worried. "Well , if you can't take that , we could do some simpler things. Let's go to the bakery." "What're we gonna do there?" "I don't know. This will be your turn to prank."
As Psycho walked towards the bakery, everypony ran away from him. His creep smile was scaring everypony. They went inside the bakery. Strangely , there was nopony there.
Perfect. thought Psycho.
They all went in the kitchen.
"So? What now?" asked Sweetie Belle. "What do you mean "what now?" Psycho jumped on the ceiling. "There are plenty of things to make pranks in here, try it yourself.
Psycho was now sitting on the roof while the three fillies started rummaging around. They obviously didn't think of the consequences that could arise.
"Hey, what if ah switch the salt with the sugar?" proposed Applebloom, proud of her idea. Psycho rejected the idea. "Nononononono. Too overused and boring. At most , it'll just bother them slightly." "What if I replace the cherry and strawberry juices with hot sauce?" proposed Sweetie Belle this time. "That's a good start."
Scootaloo had the best idea of the group.
"What if I put baking powder in the flour bags?" "Baking powder?!" yelled Psycho , before crashing into the floor. "PEFECT! Fill ALL the flour bags with baking powder!" he reached into his hat and pulled out several vials and small boxes with the powder.
They all got to work , filling the bags with the powder and mixing them up. Something white in the essential ingrediants would be sure to hop the next baking project to the moon.
They all ran back out,giggling.
"Now what happens?" asked Applebloom , who was eagerly awaiting the result. "Now we perform other pranks and wait until this one happens." "Whaddya mean?" "Certain pranks must be planned in advance. For example , look at that greeny green pony there. HEY! Watch out for that string there!"
The pony looked down and avoided it , but barely avoided an obvious hole right in front of it. She motioned a "nice try" with her hooves before being sandwiched by what looked like giant sponges covered in white powder.Once they went down , the Mare wobbled around and fell into the hole. She bounced out yelling , she was on fire.
"HAHAHA!" "Oh no , we have to help her!" yelled Sweetie Belle, but the CMC were stopped by Psycho's head. He had tipped it over to the ground.
"It's called psyche dust. It takes on the form of any element it touches , but never harms anything around , because it's just an appearance. Hmmmhahaha!" "Wow. You're really good!" said Scooaloo. "I say, shall we now partake in this illustrious day by performing a bit of old dandies here and there?" "What?" asked the three fillies. Psycho sighed. "Let's have fun by pranking ponies today." "Oh. Okay." "GREAT!"
And so the catastrophe started. Several "harmless pranks began , but as time went by , Ponyville started to feel the full extent of Psycho's potential and that of the three fillies following him. They started to tire as Psycho was placing a trap spring underneath a bunch of garbage. It would splatter the passer-bys.
"Psycho , we're tired. Can we go home? I don't think this'll give us our cutie marks." whined Scootaloo. "I never said you were forced to stay with me."
A Unicorn in golden armor appeared over ponyville. He was being pulled by two pegasi. It was Bullseye. He came for the party he was invited to by Pinkie Pie precisely on his resting day. After getting off the platform, he saluted the pegasi , who saluted him back. They flew away soon after.
"Oh hey! It's Bullseye!" yelled Applebloom. "Who?" "He's a pony that was friends with...uhhh...Applejack."
Psycho raised an eyebrow. That little filly was hiding something. As he set the final calibrations to the trap. The thing immediately set off , catching even Psycho by surprise. Three ponies were covered in filth.
"Already? I'm better than I think. Durr." "Well , I'm gonna go say hi. You comin' girls?" "Of course!" the other two yelled.
A party? Then that means they'll be making cake. Hmmhaha! Let's go watch! Psycho started hopping in his typical way towards the bakery. Pinkie had the party organized there. There were lot's of ponies participating and Bullseye liked it. Thankfully, Applejack managed to remove the make-up prank that Psycho performed on her, and didn't have to hide her face. As Pinkie and the cakes prepared the dough necessary for the diverse desserts they were making , Psycho sat in a tree and was looking through binoculars. This'll be swelling my jokes to blasting proportions.He thought.Then the real fun begins.
Psycho had been waiting for awhile in his tree , staring at Pinkie's bakery from afar for about an hour now. Psycho was far from the patient type. He confected a few prank bombs from the pine cones and needles on the tree he was in. He would drop them on ponies walking underneath and hide. A small boom could be heard everytime, followed by complaints. The Pine-bomb smothered the ponies in sap and completely covered them in pine needles.
Hm.That sort of prank was just poking me at the back of my head.Hurha! Thought Psycho after his last victim was splotched in needles.
He had seen Pinkie Pie come out several times with the three fillies from earlier. Pinkie seemed to be looking for him. Every time she would go back into the bakery , look sad one moment, then start partying again. None of the partying members noticed the kitchen.
"YES! Great!Hmmm, this one is quite new. Maybe I should've put less baking powder." Psycho rubbed his chin then looked up:* What am I saying?! I should have put more! With some hot sauce!"
He bounced eagerly as the kitchen started to grow into a gingerly bubble. It started to expand through the windows and seemed to be seeping into the partying room. This was quite obvious , as ponies were running out and screaming. Some of them were trying to push the the engulfing mass back. Suddenly, every pony was stuck outside the bakery , and the mass stopped moving. It was shaking terribly. Twilight knew what to do and teleported to the baby cakes room to get them out safely. Everypony started to run away as the mass shook ever more violently.
"Ka-BOOOM!" yelled Psycho.*splat* "Mmmm, salty and spicy."
The massive ginger-colored blob exploded, taking the bakery with it. Almost the entire town was covered in dough.Psycho bounced up and down as his....no...her plan worked.
"Well , time to start the chain-reaction. HOPPITY HOP!" Psycho jumped from his perch on the tree, causing him to gain speed and velocity before falling to the ground violently. But , he didn't splatter on it , oh no. He passed right through it and created a small crater, from which he dug a hole to go to where Pinkie was. She was devastated by what had happened, the cakes more so. As Bullseye reassured them that the one responsible for this sick prank would be found, Bullseye popped his head right from the ground in front of Pinkie Pie.
"Psycho?" she said. She was crying. "What's wrong?" "The bakery was destroyed , and now everypony is going to think it's my fault!" "Why? Those three helped me do it."
Psycho pointed a hoof to the CMC, who glued against eachother as they became exceedingly pale and started to sweat.
"Uhh, we can explain." said Sweetie Belle. "There are no explanations needed Sweetie Belle.! What you did there was wrong!" yelled Rarity. "But-" "NO BU-wait. Did he just say "helped me do it"?"
Everypony turned to look at the swirly-eyed pony stickiking his head out of the ground. He was staring into an abyss, his smile still creeping everypony out.
"Well , yeah! We thought he was okay since he knew Pinkie Pie. We thought that the pranks that we did would be harmless and would help one of us get our cutie marks. We didn't know it would be like this." "Hey , yer that Psycho character who...uhhh...you know what you did..."
Applejack had shyed away as she was about to reveal what Psycho had done to her at the farm. Bullseye pushed her gently aside and looked absolutely furious.
"You have committed an act of destruction. You are hereby under arrest." "You have to catch me first. I have BIG plans in store for you all."
Psycho plopped back down into his hole as Bullseye tried to grab him. Bullseye cursed silently , but soon after , ponies were screaming and running everywhere. A giant yellow ball was rolling around ponyville, with the Psychopath dancing on it like the stallions from Stalliongrad. He even had the clothes to fit.
"Hey,hey,hey! I just wanted to roll by and give you a present!"
Applejack acted on instinct and took a rope from the ruins of the bakery and turned into a lasso. She tried to catch Psycho , but her rope fell short and got snagged on the ball. She was dragged towards it and quickly got glued. Psycho was exhilirated and had trouble breathing as he laughed so hard.
Applebloom ran after the ball as more things got stuck to it. Psycho had jumped on the roof of a nearby building.
"Hey!" yelled Rainbow Dash.
Psycho was just bouncing on his side legs. Staring at her with a massive smile.
"Noone does that to my friends and gets away with it!"
Rainbow flapped her wings and jet towards Psycho , who juped high up , took a box from his new suit , and poured it's contents right between Rainbow's wings.
"An unreachable itch for your thought?" he mocked.
Rainbow fell towards a mesh of what appeared to be melted marshmellows.*splat* Now she couldn't move , and that itch on her back was killing her.
"HAHAHA!"
Bullseye and Motel decided to team up again to defeat this menace. As Motel floated up towards the roof , Bullseye stood on a rock and levitated it to the same spot. They started attacking Psycho , who was simply dodging. But , when he ducked to see the two stallions crash into eachother , Bullseye stopped , caught his friend in his telekinesis, swung him around , and threw him back at Psycho , who was kicked off the roof. Before falling any lower , however , Psycho exploded into confetti. He had gotten right behind Fluttershy and sported an evil look. Twilight and Rarity interecepted him before anything could happen. Psycho just fell on his head , and watched as the two Mares were readying their magic. His smile returned as weird glowing balls appeared right above the unicorns.
"W-what is that Twilight?" "I don't know. I've never see-*ZAP* OW!"
Apparently , these balls were a shocking display of Psycho's creativity. The unicorns started to run in different directions , zig-zagging everywhere. Psycho decided to leave the yellow pegasi alone. He knew that she was too fragile. Fluttershy decided to try and help the animals who were also victims of these DIABOLICAL pranks.
Another flaming pony ran right by, apparently another victim of psyche dust. Pinkie appeared right in front of Psycho. She was furious. Motel and Bullseye appeared next to Pinkie Pie.
"Oh nononono! We won't be having fun-fighters here. AWAY WITH YOU!" Psycho stomped on the ground, and the two stallions found themselves falling through an endless pit.They soon erupted back out. Psycho somehow managed to create an artificial geyser. The two stallions were sent soaring towards the Everfree forest. It was total chaos in Ponyville.
"Do you like what I did? I'm great at pranking!" "This is going too far!A prank is supposed to be something small and funny, not destructive and mean!" "Awww, party pooper." Psycho turned his head to the side and looked annoyed. His lower lip was sticking out again. He had another mood swing.
"*whiny mode*I thought you LIIIKED iiiiit! I worked HAAAAAAAARRRRRRD! *rage mode* FINE! I know when I'm not welcome. Zippity zop!"
Psycho started bouncing despite performing a cartwheel move. Pinkie followed him , but saw as he cartwheeled on the walls of the townhall and went to the roof. He grabbed the pole adorning the flag and yelled:
"Welp, I'll be goin' now. Y'all eren't wut ah was 'spectin. Good bye! OH! And Rarity! I was the one who ruined your dress! HAHAHAHA!"
Psycho flicked the pole with his hat and the roof of the townhall started to separate from the main building. The Psychopath had turned it into another one of his rockets. As it blasted away , several pegasi, chased after him. He kept using itching powder on their backs. His laughter and face wouldn't be forgotten in Ponyville , especially after what he did.
It literally took months to repair the entire town , even with magic. Some ponies were left scarred after the events. Rarity swore to herself that , if she ever found that stallion again , she would kill him.Bullseye took this information to the princesses and spread it to the other cities and towns of Equestria, hoping that it would be enough to catch the culprit. Well , despite several events that transpired , there was ONE last thing that Psycho left to be remembered by. And Applejack was going to get the full-extent of this.
As Applejack walked into the family dining room , she saw a piece of pie on the table. She was wary. She approached it cautiously. She saw a small white note on the table. It read: "Hope you're feeling better! From: Pinkie pie."
"Aww. Well that's mighty nice of 'er."
As Applejack approached and reached towards the pie , she was given a slip and a fall on her stomach, her hat falling off in the process. She tried to get back up, but a giant pie fell on her. She threw the pie away , enraged. Then a giant mirror fell down. It bounced around slightly , as it was still attached to string. Applejack saw herself in the mirror. Her hair was now shining radiantly in the sunlight , and the majority of her mane was coiffed to end in a type of "fin" pattern. There was a long lock of her mane that still curled on the right side of her face. She even had make-up on in a similar fashion to Rarity. Even her tail had changed. It looked like a plain, perfectly lined tail. Very straight , but very stunning. As she felt rage boil up within her,she saw the note from Pinkie Pie bounce up , flip , and elongate. Applejack read the note:
Hey Applejack. I'm sorry you were the first to get balled by my sticky contraption. I was hoping to do this in front of everypony. Unfortunately , it didn't happen. So , despite it being several months since we last met , this is a goodbye present. I suggest you should look up more often. GRAHAHA! Love: The Psychopath
Applejack crushed the note under her hoof furiously , tearing it up and smothering the pieces all over the place.
