Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70)
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet
The crowd claps after Pinkie and Knightmare finish their duet, the bug approaches me and brings me off to the side.
"Um, did you know Pinkie Pie can read minds on occasion?" He whispers into my ear.
"Well, anything is possible with Pinkie, so I believe it. It would explain a lot but what does that have to do with...... No. Nononononono. She didn't. PLEASE TELL ME SHE DIDN'T!" I begged in desperation. That damn insect just got a smug look on his face, shook his head, and sighed.
"She only told me of some things that pertained to me.... You know, I'm not NEARLY as depraved as you seem to believe. If I was doing something sexual, I'd say it." I facepalm.
"Great, just freaking perfect. Not even my thoughts are safe anymore. You know what? I give up. I can't win with you people. I think I'll just fly around and kill time before the concert." I sighed, feeling defeated.
'Pinkie Pie saw THAT.... in MY head. What did I ever do to deserve this? Okay, I mean, besides the mass murder, piracy, revolution, and trolling?'
I turn towards the exit and see a black spider as big as my head hanging about an inch from my eyes.
"You really shouldn't go judging people.... I was with the Royal Guard earlier.... It's shocking what a quick training montage can do in a world ruled by cartoon physics."
"S..s...spider."
"What was that? Gotta speak up."
"Spider." Then he turns and looks at what I'm looking at.
"Oh shit. SPIDER!" He jumps backwards, as do I. I draw Hades and cut the web, dropping the arachnid to the ground, then leap into the air and pull my sword right up next to my body so I'm vertical, facing the ground, with my sword point lined up perfectly with the eight legged beast.
"IGNIS!" A pillar of fire comes forth from my blade, incinerating the fiend, as well as most of the red carpet that was in the hall. A couple ponies comically grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the remnant of the rug, while several others look at me with disdain. Princess Celestia walks up to me and her horn begins to glow, putting out the small embers that are the now blackened tips of my feathers before I catch on fire. Okay, right now you're thinking 'Major overkill'. Tell me, if you have arachnophobia, and you see a black spider the size of your head, about an inch from said head, and you are in possession of an extremely sharp object capable of spewing fire, what would YOU do? That's what I thought. Celestia glared at me.
"You burned my rug. Why did you burn my rug? I liked my rug." I looked to the side to see Knightmare glaring disapprovingly. I turned back to the sun princess, who was still awaiting an answer, as well as several other, high class ponies, who were also intrigued as to why I set the ball room on fire. She was not happy one bit, and let me tell you something, when you have a being who can turn you into an icky smear on the wall just by thinking it mad at you, well, any sense of bravery you once had is gone.
"Um.... there was..... a spider?" I offered. Her eyes softened.
"Did you kill it?" She asked. We both turned our eyes to the black scorch mark on the stone where the spider had been.
"That he did ma'am." The changeling answered. She turned back to me.
"Um.... yes." Then, the sun princess began to smile.
"Then all is forgiven." Celestia, you TROLL! As I was thinking this, I heard maniacal laughter coming from behind me, near the throne. I looked over my shoulder to see Princess Luna giggling like a mad mare.
'Wait a sec. Spider....... she brought the plastic spiders to life on Nightmare Night.'
I looked at the black spot, and found that there was a melted puddle of plastic at its center. Suddenly, everything fell into place in my mind, I lifted my sword to my side, and turned towards the laughing moon goddess.
"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her eyes turned to pinpricks when she saw me standing there, with my sword pointed at her. The human/bug who was now behind me, trying to stay out of my way, looked at the midnight blue alicorn.
"You didn't!"
"She did." Celestia replied with a sigh, rather disappointed at her sister's prank, and the destruction it caused before the gala had even started!
"Uh oh." And then the mad chase began. I charged, and she began to flee, both of us flying around the ball room, me trying to catch her, and she, trying to escape.
"Get back here!" I chased the royal sister with my sword, fully intending to catch her, and use the flat as a paddle to give her the spanking of a life time. That didn't go over too well with the guard, as chasing royalty with a sharp object never does, and so, they began trying to intervene, but were held at bay by my crew. Luna dove into the crowd to try and lose me, and I went after her. Ponies darted to the sides, trying to get out of the fleeing princess and the rampaging bull of a griffin that was me. One of them slipped, and trying to regain their balance, grabbed the cake cart. The five tier cake, with its fondant swords, and cherry filling meant to look like blood, being top heavy, fell over, and landed right on me. I stopped dead in my tracks, sheathed my sword, and just stood there. All the struggles just stopped, and you could hear a pin drop in the room. Then, many of the nobility started giggling, and Octavia looked smug, having seen the brutish me being put in my place. Knightmare just laughs obnoxiously.
"Um, Griffin, are you okay?" Luna asks, dropping all pretense of regality, and opting to use a comforting voice. I pout and let out a sniffle, and she steps closer so she can look in my eyes. As soon as she's in range, I drop the act and put on the most evil grin I possibly can.
"Auntie Woona, Gwiffy needs a hug!" I say with a childish tone. I spread my arms wide and flare my wings.
"Griffin..... no." She says sternly as she takes a step back.
"YEEEEEEEAAAAASSSS!" I reply with as much enthusiasm as I can, and before she has a chance to move, I dive at her, and scoop her up in a hug with arms and wings, effectively pinning her. Then, I rub the cake off myself and onto her, smearing it all over her, and taking a big glob of it and shoving it into her face, covering her muzzle. The nobles all look in shock, and, mercifully, Blueblood begins to laugh, prompting the others to start as well. I let go of Luna, and just look at her smugly, then shake myself off, splattering even more cake on her, and some on any pony unfortunate enough to be nearby.
"I'm..... covered in cake." She states dumbly.
"Pinkie!" I call over the crowd's laughter. She bounces over, spots the confectionery covered princess, and licks her cheek to clean the cake off. Celestia had a look somewhere between 'I'm going to laugh so hard I'll have a heart attack' and 'What did that poor cake ever do to you?' Pretty much the entire room was now laughing at Luna's expense.
"MMMM! Cherry!" Pinkie exclaimed as she started licking the cake off the princess again. She looked downright embarrassed.
"Now Woona, next time, you won't go playing pranks on me. Especially at important social events." She grumbled, but then obliged, and began laughing as well. I felt a tap on my shoulder, and turned to see Aoi.
"I have a question. How did Knightmare play music with only one instrument?"
"No idea, although when I do it, I use magic, why?"
"I want to sing something." He replies shyly.
"Aha! So, you're finally getting in on the 'fun'." He recoils slightly, considering the fact that smearing royalty with cake is my idea of fun. "Trixie!"
The blue unicorn walks over from the other side of the room. "Yes Cap'n?" I toss her a gem.
"Aoi wants to sing. Feel like helping him?"
"You got it." She replied.
"What about you?" The wolf asked.
"I'm gonna go fly through the waterfall and wash off." I started to leave.
"Wait, how does this work?" He asked.
"Just say 'Musica a memoria', and then think what you want it to play. As long as Trixie keeps the gem charged, you can keep going. I'll be back in a bit." then I flew out. While I was overhead, I spotted the rest of the mane six, as well as the crusaders, enter the building.
'Great. Now that they're here, things will really get crazy. So far, there's three humans, the six ponies who crashed the last one, and a group of four fillies and colts who get into no end of trouble. The gala was this eventful already, and we just started it! If things keep going the way they are, Celestia will be lucky to have a castle left at the end of the night.'
After flying under the waterfall, then spending a couple minutes in some updrafts to dry off, I headed back into the building, refreshed. Aoi was done his song, and was stumbling off the stage as the crowd cheered. He collapsed, and his two diamond dogs hauled him into a different room to lay down.
'Is he..... drunk? Ha! I knew he would get out of his funk sooner or later.'
I walked back up to the stage and pat Trixie on the back. Then, the thing that came in with Pinkie came up. It looked kind of like a bear, but a lot uglier, and with a metal arm and a.... crossbow? I really ought to have brushed up on my mythology, because I have no idea what the heck he was.
"Little unicorn do me a favor?" He asked in a rough voice.
"That depends, what's the favor?"
"Use that spell on this." He held his weapon forward.
"Uh, Grif, is it a good idea to charge someone's weapon while we're at a social event, when we don't even know the guy?" She looked to me nervously. I don't blame her. We don't know the guy, and he's asking us to fill a weapon with magic.
"Well, if he tries anything, me and Aoi are here, and if things go sour, you can just claim you were drunk, so why the hell not?" Trixie nodded and lit her horn again.
"So, waht du ah say 'gain?"
"Musica a memoria. Then just think the song."
"Tahnk ya kindling." Oh great, he's drunk too. No, I'm not gonna have any. I don't want Gilda throwing me into the ocean again. I hopped off stage and joined the crowd, a look of surprise on my face when I realize that the tune is familiar.
"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, cuz your friends don't dance and if you don't dance then you're, no friend of mine." Knightmare began hooting 'Whoooooo, it's the safety dance' and I just shook my head.
"Great, now there's FOUR humans at the party."
"Really?" Lyra walked up behind me. I didn't even need to turn my head to know it was her.
"Me, Aoi, the Changeling, and whatever the heck that thing is on stage."
"You mean the bugbear?"
"So THAT'S what he is. Now, have you noticed something about the four of us?"
"Well, you kind of stand out. I mean, now that I think about it, if you were all in a crowd, you'd stick out like a sore thumb, in a world of hooves!" Lyra pondered.
"Exactly. We might look like something you've seen before, but by the way we act it's easy to see that we're not from around here. It is clear how much we stick out. Wait a sec..... he's human too, so then, that means the number I know of who've been sent here is at six, and four of them are in the same place, at the same time. Lyra, warning you ahead of time, something big is gonna happen."
"And how would you know that?" Twilight asked as she approached.
"Four members of the most chaotic species in existence, all at an event which, given its history, could very well be considered cursed. There is simply NO way for something NOT to happen."
"Well, the event barely started, and you've already burned the rug, splattered the cake, and smeared it all over Princess Luna."
"Yeah, that's just the warm up."
"Ya'll call that a warm up? That's like saying bucking the entire north field at the acres is stretching yer legs!" Applejack frowned.
"I must say you've acted rather dreadful, and the event has barely begun." Rarity scowled.
"Hey, Luna was the one who put that spider there. She knew what would happen, so go blame her."
"THANK YOU RANDOM PONIES I DO NOT CARE ABOUT!" The bugbear shouted from the stage after his song ended. I hopped up on stage after he got off and slumped in his seat. Gilda and Nadene joined me.
"Okay then. Well, how are you all doing today?" I was met with some murmurs.
"Wow, tough crowd. I think I know what can really get this party hopping. I happen to know of a certain song that you can all sing and dance with me. In fact, you don't have a choice. You have to, because the song is extremely embarrassing to do by yourself. You need to have friends to do it with. Also, Pinkie Pie will love it. Get up here you crazy mare." She bounced up onto the stage, and I whispered in her ear. She giggled and said 'ooooh'. I huddled with the rest who were on stage, and once we were all ready, Trixie charged the gem.
As we began to dance with our hands by our heads like bunny ears, the cats and griffins joined in, as well as Trixie and Gilda, that way the crowd might follow along if they saw a bunch of people doing it, rather than just one. The strange bear like creature gets back up on stage and dances drunkenly, at one point actually falling off the stage, Knightmare sings, Celestia looks amused, and Luna is still trying to get cake out of her ethereal mane. The CMC and Twilight are dancing as well, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash looking embarrassed and standing around awkwardly, and Pinkie is having a blast with us on stage. Eventually, we got most of the crowd doing it. After what has already happened, what further shame could come from some harmless Caramelldansen?
Drawn by the music, Aoi stumbles back into the ball room, a heat flushing his face from the alcohol, and then, he spots Rainbow Dash. She's wearing the Gala outfit Rarity dolled her up in back in Ponyville. Red, leaf pattern kimono, hair in a bun with chopsticks through it, some blush, and a hint of eye shadow. She definitely looks pretty. She's trying to avoid being seen, clearly nervous about her choice of attire, as well as the song.
'Wait a minute, Aoi is from Japan, and Rainbow is dressed up in classical oriental style, and is gorgeous at that.... OH HO! I see what's about to happen. Go get her wolfy.' I smile deviously. This couldn't have turned out better if I had planned it.
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More chapters. Awesome
poor RD...
Wait for it, Wait for it... {is patiently sitting on top of the room waiting for something to go wrong}
Almost got first post...damn you PieisGood....
872322how does that pony fly
"Tell me, if you have arachnophobia, and you see a black spider the size of your head, about an inch from said head"
Oh i had fun last weekend. I was on a family get togheter and we had dinner on a boat. During the evening i later counted up to 40 or so spiders (missed 2 windows so lets call it 50). Most about the size of half a thumb. Now aint that great. I also lent out my shoes as weapons to my aunt who then proceeded in smacking those on the inside. Ah good times.
"Let's dance!" *Presses* *listens* '2 seconds later' BlackWing you do not dissapoint me. (But why the need of the english version?)
Now I'm too lazy to try finding faults so il let MS word check it for me.
"begged in desparation. " Desperation'
"who can turn you into an icky " Double spaaaaace
"puddle of plastic at it's center. " Its
"with it's fondant swords" Its
"I call over the crowds laughter. " Crowds' or Crowd's
"all at an event which, given it's history," Its
Well using Word is quite efficient ain't it.
....Aaaand onto Aoi's chapter!
Btw, I found this and couldn't help but think of this story:
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-Glassed
...... Boom... Chaos Nuke Goes Off.....
This was a very good chapter. I found it full to the brim with lulz.
excellent work!
~S.W.
Your smugness makes me want to drop a brick on you
as for Celt I congratulate hi, for embarrassing the bastard blueblood
SOSO for smugness 100% for those spawns of hell spiders number on enemy burn them to the ground
*clicks link*
....0.0 Oh...my..
*dances to the music*
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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play this song K'naan wavin flag (coca cola celebration mix)
DANCE EVERYPONY, DANCE!!!!
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This story has regained my interest... I hope it keeps it
Hey BlackWing, I know there is going to be some epic battle in the future of the fanfiction, and i wondered if before or during the battle Griffin could play "This is War By 30 seconds to Mars" ? PWEEEEAAAASEEE!!!!
Stuff's gonna go down, and the Gala's just started.
I guarantee you that it's going to be one of those things where you wake up the next morning in a foreign country with no memory of the previous month.
That amount of chaos nearby a certain statue simply MUST release certain spirit.
872567 I have already written all the gala chapters, I'm releasing them every saturday in order to give the others time to catch up.
872612 EUGH! why must you be so cruel to us? It will be easy for the others to catch up, but its nice to know when the chapters come out
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And I just read this on FML - Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
Good times indeed.
To answer thia question 'if you have arachnophobia, and you see a black spider the size of your head, about an inch from said head, and you are in possession of an extremely sharp object capable of spewing fire, what would YOU do?', I would grab the sword, stab the spider screaming, "DIE MOTHER F**KER, DIE!"
Great chapter! now I'm off to caramel dance for the next hour or so
"Huh, I wonder what song he's gonna use this time?"
*clicks link*
"Pfft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
That's just priceless.
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Magically Assisted Thrusters
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One can only hope. One can only hope he doesn't crash the party as well.
this is insufficient! more i say more!
BUCK YES!
872322 *readying orbital YEAH cannon."
"ready to fire sir."
"fire"
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Only thing you are missing is the
*Puts on sunglasses*
THEN start firing
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Hey i took 2 out of 3 first posts in the story update that went on here.
You were not close to competing.(I feel waaaay too smug, Therefor*Punches me in face* There)
wow good anyone watch aname or any thing he references hen it makes the story better ny that i maen the skyrim refereces such as FUS-RO-DA
...AND THEN THEY FUCKED
Yes. So much YES.
good god I can giggle?!?!?!?
SO HILARIOUS, Incoming RD kinkyness coming
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OH COME ON!!! PLEASE MORE!!!!! PLEASE!!
Your writing is just sheer genius!
Damn You i was just starting to forget about that song!!!!
Chaos out.
... Yes...
Also, I love this story so much, that I have downloaded the whole current thing to my iBooks and am retreading it all! Then, when I finish that, I shal retread it again until I have memorized the entire thing!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Lightning Crashes*
funny, I thought you were gonna do 'Pony Rock' with this chapter. Or are you waiting till the music video comes out before you do it? anyway great chapter, keep goin and stay golden^^
good chapter
874030 Still deciding whether that picture is relevant to my interests...
Great chapter... Again. I get bored of saying that, but its not like I'm just gonna go out and be all, "Bad chapter". Keep up the good work.
AAWWWWW YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*climbs in bed and checks FiMFiction*
Shit! Griffin updated! And Aoi! And Celt! And Knightmare!
AND IT'S A GODDAMN CROSSOVER!
RUST, CLOUD_SURFER, GET ECHO AND ZETA IN HERE NOW!!!!!
Just wondering, who is the sixth human Grif knows about?
There's 1. Him
2. Echo
3. Celt
4. Aoi
5. Knightmare
6. ? I don't think he's met Zeta or Ember or Ivan yet.
All I have to say is:
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Thank you Blackwing, now I can't stop listening to that song!!!!!
Nadene! Nyan Nyan Now!!!!
872651...can i steal your dad?
Yesh. Me gusta. Unfortunaely, I cannot start writing until 4-5. Which sucks.