//------------------------------// // Wrong accusations // Story: The Psychopath // by The Psychopath //------------------------------// As Rarity stared at her destroyed marvel , she nearly hurled her breakfast. Motel just stared at their masterpiece that has been sullied. What was supposed a magnificent dress was now an amalgation of different tissues and colors , all randomly strewn on the mannequin,which,as one could see, also suffered from these affronts to "fabulosity". It even looked like buckets of paint were splashed over the dress. "WOAH!" Motel jumped out of the way of an oncoming red couch that Rarity tossed herself overdramatically on. "Of all the things that could happen , this is the WORST.POSSIBLE.THING!" Motel just stared at her , his eyebrows straightened out and his mouth put in a bizarre position. "Rarity , stop ça. That's not a reason to be overreacting." "What?How can you SAY that?! Just look at it! MY LIFE IS OVER!" "UGH! Anypony here know who could have done this?" The ponies in the crowd started mumbling and looking at eachother in confusion. "How about detective Pinkie take care of this?" Pinkie had magically appeared on-stage and was wearing a detective had and holding a magnifying glass. "I'll find the culprit lickety-split!" "Wait a minute." said an opal colored pony. "Pinkie Pie is known for doing pranks , I bet it was her that did this to something we all wanted to see! Well, ALMOST all...." "Yeah!" "I bet you're just covering for yourself by donning the detective act." "W-what?" "Yeah! I for one, will not stand for this affront! She must be punished!" "Hey , hey! We aren't gonna let you hurt Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash had bolted in front of the crowd that was swimming towards Pinkie Pie. "Move it, you! We don't want to hurt her, just cover her in all forms of nigh unremovable colors, to show how ugly she really is and that she teach her a lesson for attacking fashion." "What?" "You heard me , now move it!" "Pff, like I'd let y-WAAAAH!" Rainbow got thrown out of the way by three other pegasi who looked absolutely furious against the pink party pony. Twilight, Applejack, and even Fluttershy started to plow through(Fluttershy was rather asking her way through) the crowds to try and get Pinkie out of this predicament. Rarity and Motel tried to convince them otherwise, but they were pushed aside. As the others reached Pikie , it was too late. She was already dripping with different colors of paint. The fashion lovers thought this was a good lesson , but Pinkie found utilities in this. "Hey Rainbow Dash , look! I'm you! OR I can be a clown, or maybe a jester for the princesses!OOO OOO OOO! How about a tree decoration? Or maybe I can put lights on me and look like a colored picture walking everywhere?" The fashion lovers just dropped their jaws. For somepony who needed the perfect style, this was an insult , but Pinkie didn't care. The Opal pony sighed, rubbing her eyes in the process. "Fine. We'll leave, but I'm watching you Pinkie Pie." Pinkie ran up to the pony's face, separated by nothing as Pinkie's pushed against the opal pony's. "Which eye? The left or the right? Or maybe you have a third somewhere?" "Wh....never mind, have a nice day!" And with that , the crowd stomped away, furious for many reasons. Pinkie's friends were relieved that Pinkie Pie found this "hostile" act amusing. Twilight helped Pinkie clean herself up , using several potions made specifically for this. Rarity apologized about the attitude of the ponies earlier , as did Motel , but Pinkie Pie said it was okay and it was fun. Rarity felt relieved and walked away with Motel , to remake the robe , but better this time. They already started arguing the second they left the door leading to the bakery. Pinkie started to feel the anger of those who were love passionate for fashion, as they would avoid Pinkie in a huff or refuse any offer for a party invitation. Despite Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie , she still started to feel depression get to her as nopony wanted to play with her anymore , well , almost nopony. Her best friends were still there. As Pinkie went towards the boutique of Rarity , she spotted a weird pony walking towards the town. She stopped as this character seemed to emit a pleasant feeling to her. The pony's head was looking down , overshadowed by the black top-hat that had a large portion of the top cut off. It's mane and tail could still be seen , despite the body being covered by a horrid , torn , olive green cloak. It's mane was a mixture of pink , white , and sky blue , and the colors twisted and churned horribly as the mane curled as some points, fluffed in others, and spiked in more. The tail was curved upwards , giving a strange spoon-like appearance. As ponies walked by , he would immediately grab their hooves , shake them and yell: "HOW ARE YOU TODAY M'AM?!" It was a stallion. He threw his first victim in some nearby mud. "Mud bath! It's good for the skin and those little bugs chomping through your coat right there." "What bu-OW! AAAHHH!" The pony jumped out and started galloping through the town while the new prankster kept a massive white smile on his face.He walked forward and a white box fell down."Itchy itchers" it showed. "Woah. That was kind of mean , but it was also funny." thought Pinkie Pie , repressing a giggle. He went to a stallion who saw the whole ordeal and started to walk backwards away from the scene. As the new prankster walked faster, the Stallion turned tail and galloped in the opposite direction. But he stopped dead in his tracks as the new prankster had bent a lamppost and was staring at the stallion upside-down while holding his hat. "Why're you upside down?" "What do you mean? I'm not-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" "See everypony? He fell up. HEEEHAHAHA!" The prankster had apparently put a spring board in the ground with an uncomparable speed(nopony even knows how it got there in the first place), had managed to "teleport" a la Pinkie Pie, and even bent a lamppost by just standing on it. As he jumped off and planted his head in the dirt, he pulled himself out and put a slice of orange in a nearby pony's mouth.He had a mood change. "*cries* for a dear friend needing to leave so soon , have this slice of orange." "Mppfff" The pony put his hoof on his next target's mouth. "Shhhshshsh. No point in talking. You'll go far in life!" Two mini-rockets came out from the visible part of the orange slice and the thing itself hooked onto the pony's mouth , who started to panic "GO LONG! WAaaaaaa!" He was still crying as the pony flew high in the sky, followed by everypony. He caught glimpse of Pinkie Pie rolling on the floor holding her gut in laughter. Everypony quickly ran away from him when he walked towards her. "Wash yer name lass?" "Wash my mane?" "NO! I shaid shalt of grain!" "What's my name?" "Aye." "It's Pinkie Pie! Hey , you look like a good prankster. Those things didn't hurt anypony atleast did they?" The pony was now standing upside down , head on the ground and legs straight in the air like if he was standing normally. "Of course not. No good laugh can come from someone's pain. Hurrhurr." "Cool. Maybe we could team up and prank everypony in town just to show them how great you are!" "That sounds like a plan!" The pony sat upright and heightened his hat to show his eyes. They were olive green swirls. "You can call me Psycho. Mhmhmahaahaha." He tilted his head and widened his smile.