Markiplier was busy recording another video when he disappeared off the face of the earth. When he wakes up, he has three questions. One, why is he a pony? Two, how does he get back? And three, why the buck is Wade here too?
Rated teen for language and fight scenes.
WARNING: May include moments of Markiplier awesomeness. Scratch that, WILL contain Markiplier awesomeness. Also includes Wade and several bad puns. Also, I should probably stop talking.

Thanks to DarkHeartConflictGLaDOS for the cover art!
Written by chrisharte97, edited and spellchecked by me.

Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while.
So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her"
and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there,
and the pony herself looks pretty pretty:
How could he refuse?

Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.

Greetings weary traveler/bored reader. Let me regale you with my tale. The tale of a mere mortal, with nothing particularly special to his name, brought to a magical land of dragons, minotaurs, griffins, and of course ponies. But he came as no mere human. He came as the epic warrior, the manliest of swordsmen, that most dashing of multiverse travelers, the mighty Gilgamesh! What adventures will this powerful and magnificent warrior find in his travels? HELL IF I KNOW! LET'S STRAP IN AND SEE WHERE THIS GOES!

Looking for cover art if anyone's interested.

Crossovers with:
The life and times of Xante, Baron of the Frozen Wastelands, First among Liches, Lord of the Dead, and Fabulous Rainbow Magic User

Golden Graces, Headless Headaches

I Will Hunt You Down

A Thousand Tortured Souls Scream My Name

Gravity of the Situation

Land of Friendship and Magic

And Then There Were 10… Er… 67

Son of Invention

Ten Against One

Time Ticks On

Let's Just Say That Umbra Really Needs to Put a Lock On His Diary

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May 25, 2014: I GOT FEATURED! HOLY CRAP THANK YOU SO MUCH!

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am a wraith.

A comment driven story following an alternate universe where Twilight is hundreds of years old, Sunset stayed Celestia's pupil, and everyone has the hots for Twaith. Okay, almost everyone. Lets see where this goes!

Teen Sex because of expectations of the internet... and myself.

Join the Twaithverse here!

Thank you to TheStarsOfPines for the current cover art.

Here is the original, confusing, cover art.
Here is the second cover art that had been used.
The third! Done by the same as the current.

Hi, I'm Benjamin. Benji, as my friends call me.

I'm the average family guy, 85% straight, married. Drives a cab for a living.

I...uhm... Well...

I'm married to a pony. Pinkie Pie. We have four foals. Rose petal, Hurricane, Summer and Toffee.

That should be the perfect life.

That SHOULD be the perfect life.

...
Anthro, because it works best for me. Proofread (and edited) by NOPONY IMPORTANT. She did a great job, and deserves a big credit.

Twilight Sparkle, the element of magic and personal protege of Princess Celestia, on day stumbles across a a strange book entitled "Death Note." By simply knowing one's face and writing their name in the book, that pony will die within 40 seconds, unless the desired death is specified. Twilight decides to use this power to create a new Equestria with no crime or violence by killing off all of the criminals. Princess Luna decides to personally see to it that the pony nicknamed "Kira" is caught before anymore death can occur.
Set before Twilight becomes a princess
Derpy looking cover art by yours truly.
Crossover with Death Note. Don't like don't read.

This series is about characters from all the anime shows around! The only story that YOU decide who fights next! We take an anime character and form a reason for them to appear in the My Little Pony world who will meet their unknowing opponent (methods will be different depending on both personalities) which they will fight it out till there is only one winner.

Rules and battle engagement terms (PLEASE READ!!):

*Everyone chosen will be up to date with their power levels and skills unless stated, for example: Goku from season two in Dragon Ball Z versus Twilight from season four. Otherwise they will be locked in from their last seen episode

*If you want to choose the next two combatants, you must first put in your pair that you want to see fight and for the anime character, you must put down their full name and anime series name (Example: Kirito-kun from SAO vs Applejack). After you put down your selection, you must have at minimal of 3 likes (Will go up as the story grows in followers) and you can also like it yourself, but you must have 3 likes, no restrictions on how they get there. Lastly I will be the last judge of the choice. If I think it would be an interesting match, I'll start writing and will inform you privately. Please be fair in your selections.

*If you are selecting an OC to battle, it has to be a fairly popular OC (example: Mic the Microphone, Wooden Toaster , Fluffle Puff, ect.) If you make a god like OC and say they are popular, I WILL find out the truth. I have my own personal brony encyclopedia as a friend who will check to see if they are a well known OC. These OC's may be included from stories, media, youtube, and just in general the brony community itself.

*If you are selecting an OC from a popular story, then please put a link of that story so that I may check it out and learn the OC before writing the story.

*Different versions of the main cast of My Little Pony are acceptable selections as well! For example: Psycho Twi, Murder Shy, Cupcakes Pinkie Pie, ect. All different forms will be researched by my friend who will give me background information about all said formations.

* Lastly, this story will not go on without you guys! I had this idea for a year but my followers was just too little, so I had to wait till my group got bigger. I will write the first two myself, but the more active you guys are in choosing a new battle match, the quicker matches can be made and I can start writing them! So we will need to work together on this, so I hope you guys are ready! A 100% original idea and a kick A theme, so enjoy my lovely friends!

Special Note: The cover art was done by DeviantArt name starlet15. She said she wanted to be unknown, but I think she deserves the praise! It was a simple photoshop but for only 5 bucks, I have the (almost)perfect cover art for this story! If you want pictures to be done please message her, her prices are really good compared to others, and her art is amazing!

Pinkie Pie just won't stop clopping. It's getting on everypony's nerves.

But Twilight's got a plan. She's going to stop the clopping once and for all...

Definitely not the product of an April Fool's joke. Lookit. It's already over! That makes this totes serious.

Only a few hours after she learned of the Griffon Empire's invasion, Princess Celestia surrendered herself to the griffon army and asked for an audience with the Griffon Emperor.

The Emperor thinks she's here to negotiate Equestria's surrender.

He's wrong.

Spanish Translation
Polish Translation

London.

It is, was, will be, a place of dignity and sophistication.

So... how will the Mane Six cope with the task of living there for a few months? Time will tell.