Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.
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Pinkie Pie just won't stop clopping. It's getting on everypony's nerves.
But Twilight's got a plan. She's going to stop the clopping once and for all...
Definitely not the product of an April Fool's joke. Lookit. It's already over! That makes this totes serious.
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My first thought was that it wasn't a euphemism, but for the longest time, you kept me guessing.
Story of the year, right here.
Before I read this, I'd just like to let you know some information regarding the spoiler in your description:
As of this comment, the time zone I deal with still has an hour left.
Edit: After reading, I'm not entirely sure if I should react like
or 
...
Eh, have a fave and upvote either way.
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That's why I debated on marking it Mature. But then I realized I'd have people freaking out on me for the bait and switch, and I didn't go far enough with the innuendo to really sell that. So I just marked it as Teen. Another innuendo fic to add to the list.
... Man. A look through my stories list reveals just how terrible my taste in comedy is.
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Pffft. Story of the day, maybe. General consensus amongst my (rather small) pool of feedback is that I did a great job with the bait and switch, so I would accept that much. Especially if April 2 is just a runner-up prize to April Fool's itself.
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Ah, Pacific time, eh? Yeah, I didn't actually think this would be posted so quickly. It was already past midnight here in the Eastern #mastertimezone, so... yeah. Especially given the wait times I've been hearing about, and the time it took to post Icky-Sicky. Cheshire was quick on the draw.
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Perhaps obviously, I disagree. Perhaps not as obviously, I'd argue that claim belongs to Central Standard Time. It's an excellent mediator.
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But Eastern is my time zone. And RainbowBob's. If I don't secure its spot atop all other timezones, surely he does.
I laughed, I laughed hard. Good show!
I've gotten good at calling twists before they happen. Not sure how to feel about that.
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Well, the Teen rating probably made it a bit easier to guess than it should have been. But yeah, it's usually pretty obvious with these fics.
That glorious pun at the end!
Take a lel and a T2 fave. I chuckled.
Too much clopping, not enough banging. 10/10
Oh my celestia, I like puns I like pinkie you got me with this. Pinkie pie always serious
. To me the length of the fanfic made it kinda predictable, I already knew that it wasn't what it was supposed be.
It'd be Funny if at the end. ...
"So you all don't have a problem with my compulsive masterbating?"
"No that's fine. "
Okay, you got me. I laughed at the end.
tow behave yourself
You're awful.
Booo!
+1
I came, I saw, I clopped.
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Every now and then, I come up with a good line. That one happened to come from nowhere.
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Mission accomplished!
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No, see, the banging is in the sequel.
Just give me a year to come up with one.
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Eh, I didn't actually intend to post it at first. I just happened to get on a roll with the puns, and then people suggested I publish it, so I did. I'm a sucker for peer pressure like that.
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"No, no, that's fine. Nothing weird about that. Everypony does it."
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Probably the best pun, honestly.
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nevar
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Aw! That's so sweet!
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ew clopping :P
To my dearest student,
You gave DRUMS to PINKIE PIE???? I'm sorry, I thought that only smart ponies got into my School for Gifted Unicorns. This one's on you, and you'd better sort it out before I lose my patience and handle it myself. As the old saying goes, "In space, nopony can hear you drum."
I can make the sun tick like a clock if it'll help you work faster.
~Yours truly, Princess Celestia
I saw that coming from the start
10/10, would bang again.
Alright you got me. That was pretty funny.
I wrote a review of this story; it can be found here.
Well, given I don't read clop and I was expecting this to be a satire, I wasn't too dissapointed ^^.
.
I feel like you could have kept it up for a little longer, but it was a good laugh so I'm not complaining
(um.. don't take that the wrong way XD)
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Well, considering I didn't even write this for the site at first, I'd say it turned out pretty well. I just wrote this up in a short amount of time for my April Fool's blog (where the subversion probably worked better), and then someone suggested I post it to the site. Since it just squeaked by the minimum, I just posted it and kinda left it.
It was just a fun little thing to write. I probably could go back and add more jokes, but I'm not too worried about it. Hope it was enjoyable anyway!
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Fair enough :).
It was fun, so thanks for putting it up here anyway!
This was a horribly amazing story. I have no idea what the hell to even say about this. Except one thing:
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Heh. My sense of humor is pretty terrible.
If you think Pinkie's banging is horrible, then just wait until you see Cloud Kicker's drumming skills.
Cloppity clop clop.
That ending was adorably silly. So very Twilight. So very MLP to say things like that and her not realizing the double entendre.
I don't know why I didn't fave this when it first came out.
Today I set that great injustice right.
Too late! You've already done it in front of everyone. You'll just have to live with it now.
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Nooooooooooooooooooo--
Okay. I can deal with that. Let's be honest here, it could be worse.
This was great XD
LOL I GOT THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
am i alowed to record and upload this to youtube?
what does clop actually mean?
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Basically pony sex
OMCCB
I was thinking of the fandoms definition of clop the whole beginning and couldn't stop laughing at how "Pinkie clopped everywhere" X'D
ohhhhhh. you meant the clopping of their hooves as they walked!
Uh......not exactly what I thought I was reading....
Ha!