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Friendly Uncle

I like ponies.


Princess Celestia is not having a good week. But is the fish in her mane merely an accident, or is something more sinister at work? What's wrong with Pinkie Pie? And... are those zombies? Only the coven of mysterious robed ponies plotting her downfall know for sure... and they're probably not going to tell her.

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I remember this one. Great stuff!

Oh shit, compelling description :pinkiehappy:

Hot damn, I love this one!

You're pretty much my favorite writer, Friendly. :pinkiehappy:

I know this is gonna be stupid from the description, and "April Foals'":derpytongue2:

So. Much. Win :pinkiesmile::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
it's 3:30, G'night! :trollestia:

I remember this from Docs, nice:moustache:

I WOULD have read this one when it was posted on EQD... Except they never added your author tag to it so I never found it when searching by tag. Oh well, time to fix that.

oh geeze... just... wow.... bravo pinkie... just bra-fucking-vo.

Why does Fluttershy seem even more in character than everypony elese? Anyway, very entertaning and like your other stories, worth reading more than once. I should just automatically upvote whatever you write for now on.:moustache:

:930243 dude what the hells up with your picture it looks likes shes trying to take a dump:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I change my avatar to match whatever story I'm currently working on. Check my dashboard and guess which one it is...

" I was very nearly concussed by what I am going to call a large rubber device of an intimate nature. Do be so kind as to inform Spike that if something like this happens one more time I am going to turn him into a suitcase.

Your Teacher, Princess Celestia

P.S. I'm keeping it." :trollestia:

you genius!

Oh my goodness this is glorious. I could never hope to concoct an April Foal's prank as epic as this... and I've written an April Foal's story before.

Granted, this story is about ten months early (or is it two months too late?) to get the recognition it deserves...

Star, thumb and a watch for good measure. Great work!

re: your brains is a wonderful song

I hate that holiday.

but this story was alright.

What's this? No mention of figgins or moules?!:applecry:
I am disappoint.

In all seriousness though, I enjoyed the story.
Good job!

"P.S. I'm keeping it."

You would princess.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Dat Voltaire reference. :rainbowwild:

The most epic April Foals' prank.
The love is always.
Journcy Out.

Yay for Jonathan Coulton references!

Or would that be Colton?

Oh gosh, I think you are turning into my favorite fanfiction aurthor. Loved this story. Three stories I read in one night, now i'm never going to get to sleep tonight. Heres another thumbs up for you.

Yay references to the Discworld series! And Re: Your Brains!

Did I miss any other references..?

genius :flutterrage:
celestia's all like:twilightangry2:
and pinkie's all :pinkiehappy:
applejack's all :ajbemused: "ahm disappointed in you big mac"
fluttershy's all :fluttershyouch:
and then there's spike
whos like:moustache:

good story bro /)*

At the end of the story I was like "Fuck you, Pinkie Pie. Pranks are funny, but YOUR BEST FRIENDS believed that you were dead. Not funny."

And then Celestia was like "Yeah, I'll let her out of the dungeon eventually." and I was like YES! :rainbowlaugh:

Do I detect a Dragon Age DLC Trailer parody-parody?

I didnt know Fluttershy and the Princess had intrests in "a large rubber device of an intimate nature" :rainbowderp:


Was that a Dragon Age reference in there? My roommate would get a kick outta that.

Then, when you have found the shrubbery you must slap the mightiest pony in Equestria wiiiith....a herring!

Of course, only Pinkie would use something as serious as a Zombie Apocalypse for an April Fool's Prank. Great job, by the way.



My roommate played through Dragon Age. For a number of months everyone in my house would randomly tell one another to submit themselves to the taint.

Good times.


HAH! Oh that's rich. Did they even realize the innuendo in there?

"P.S. I'm keeping it.". :rainbowlaugh:


Are you kidding? That's the whole reason we said it! :pinkiehappy:

HAHAHAHAHA I just finished playing L4D2, then I read this, and saw the "we're not unreasonable, I mean, noones gonna eat your eyes" part and I laughed my ass off!! One of my all time favorites, this story is. Strong with the horse, this one is.


How did nobody else notice this from Celestia's nightmare?

....I don't...understand what the point of making Spike sneeze was...I figured that was the prank, but...was it just two seperate pranks? Maybe one was a decoy so she wouldn't suspect the zombies as being a prank? -shrug- Fun read.

Dis guy! This fucking guy makes me laugh so goddamn much.


The idea I had is that Pinkie was sending random bizarre items to Celestia to keep her on edge and rob her of precious sleep so that when they dropped the ZOMBIE bombshell Celestia didn't immediately say "wait that's bullshit this is a fake body there's something going on here." Pinkie knows the value of a good buildup.

Ah. Fraying her wires so the REAL one makes her snap. Well done.

Good lord, this is awesome.

The epitome of comedy. Long buildup, the occassional smaller joke, and finally the punchline driven home with the proverbial sledgehammer.

I really enjoyed Celestia in this one. The nigh-omnipotent, immortal ruler of all of ponydom, brought to tears by a borderline-insane pink party pony. :pinkiecrazy:


OMG I fell of of my bed when I saw that L4D2 reference!!!!!

That was just as awesome the second time

I'm not sure when I read this first, but I enjoyed it again all the same!

Discord: BRAVO, Pinkie Pie, BRAVO!!! That was amazing! That was incredible! That was... That was... I LOVE YOU!!! **picks her up and hugs her** Here, have chocolate rain. You deserve it. Enjoy it while you can, because you probably won't be getting any sweets for a while.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks Discord! I'm glad you liked it. But what are you talking about?
Discord: You'll see in about three... two... one...
**Princess Celestia's horn begins to glow, a look of anger on her face...**

967485 It DOES make a bit more sense...

935929 I think they used blow-up dolls as fake bodies.
Also... Sea-Ponies?

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