Okay so this is an alternate timeline to the current Why us? it follows the orginal story but Brice dosen't get put into a coma. This will change how the story works removing his powers and the confusion of the readers.

A man wakes up only to find that, rather than lazing on his couch, hes in an ancient castle in a fictional world. And top it all off, in the body of one of the world's biggest villains.

While he plans how to spend this oddly realistic dream, using what little he knows of the show to tip things in his favor, he will soon find that not everything follows the script he knows.

Will be adding tags if need br, I like the cover art I have at the moment, may change it later.

I do hope you enjoy this little brain worm of a story!

I was on my way to Tennocon in Quebec, dressed as my personal Tenno from the game Warframe. I saw a costume shop with a perfect looking Amp, and stepped inside to buy it, and upon putting it on my arm found myself in Equestria. I was turned to stone by Celestia because of a misunderstanding about my powers, and now I do my own thing in Equestria, occasionally helping at Celestia's behest.

A Displaced story, will be doing crossovers if approached for them. However, I won't do a crossover if there is no reason to.

When I became a necromancer in my very early life as a human, I thought of it as fun and entertaining! What with me having my own personal friends around me who I could talk to as long as I wanted. Things were like that most of my life, up until I died.

Yes, I died, but only because I was a very unlucky man at the time; after killing a dragon with an undead army, the earth got really shaken up which, sadly, caused my inevitable death.

However, I survived... with some consequences. How else would I be telling this story?

Afterwards I found a soul, and entered the body of the being. Little did I know that it was a pony in a city called Canterlot with thousands of different ponies there, but sadly this pony was in the dungeon. However, I'm sure I can convince the ruler of this nation that I'll be a great benefit to her nation! I'm always looking to help!

...

...sometimes.

Ok, so get this. A dude and his best friend reunite after a long while. They move in together and become roomates again, and decide to have one... Unique piece... of a weekend.

One of the guys has an obsession for racing cars and superbikes. Anything fast really. Not too shabby at it either. Also an absolute encyclopedia about mechanics. Engine, transmission, torque converter, fuel injection, you name it. He can build it from top to bottom. Crafty as F too, this guy. His name is Chris.

The other guy has the magic touch with technology. Real smart. No, genius. Builds computers from scratch and all that genius what not, and in his spare time he makes his own little devices. Some huge, some trivial. Could probably build a personal satellite for himself if he wanted to, and launch it to space with a home made rocket for whatever reasons. Wait wait, I think he did that already? -Uhh, his name is Joel.

Crafty motherfudgers who love each other like bros. Did I mention they're crafty? Like, can do pretty crazy-in-an-awesome-way kind of things?

Get it yet? Eh? Eh? Eh?

-sigh-

Ok, so in their little weekend of awesomeness, they decide to do some pretty nutty stuff that would unsurprisingly worry the US government if the white house ever heard about it. The government never found out about it in the end though. Want to know why?

Because the two crazy mofos ended up pulling some Back to the Future type of thing, (literally) and disappeared from the face of Earth.

I'm Chris, by the way. Sooo...

Join us in our glorious adventure in our new home. Equestria.- Okay, listen, we've done some pretty crazy sh*t ever since we got here. I'm being straight up with you. Don't say I didn't tell you, because I did. Mkay? Mkay. I warned you.

Note: This is a dual self insert. Along with my broski, Joel. This is purely for comedy, and the way we act in this story is pretty much spot on in many ways. Although most of the things we will do is for comedic purposes. Don't take it seriously. No butthurt allowed in the comments, got it?

We cuss occasionally, no more than you do probably. So yeah, contains strong language, probably some violence. It's a comedy in our taste, and our taste is pretty crude sometimes. Or witty. A bunch of things really.

This monster of a story was inspired heavily by this handsome piece: I Blame You by Whitestrake

Also, I feel that I must repeat this. Don't take this seriously. Once again, this is done ENTIRELY FOR COMEDY. Okay? Good.

Now.

Enjoy my ugly piece of beauty of a story!

EDIT [5/22/2014]: [BIG SPOILER] Wondering when exactly I'm going to have to add the romance tag... PRETTY SOON, WOOP WOOP!!

What's this? Another Human in Equestria story? Yeah I know this thing has been done many times before me, but hey I figured I'd give it a shot anyway. The idea has been stuck in my head for quite some time and I finally decided to run with it and see where I could go with it.

Its just a simple cutesy story, or at least that's what I'm hoping it'll be. This is the first thing I've really wrote in 5 or so years and back then I was pretty terrible. Maybe I'm still terrible, who knows! Be sure to let me know what you think though, just try to be nice. <3

His name is Daniel, he's a 20 year old Human who is pretty typical, he worked at a library, mainly an organiser and book shelver and just went from work to home on a daily basis and as such is rather lacking in social skills and understanding. Not to mention a lack of courage. He'll have to deal with the overwhelming situation of meeting many new faces all at once and the various looks and comments such a strange creature like him will get. But with friends like these, how can you say no?

Story itself takes place after season 2, also meaning the main character has knowledge of the show and the characters. Its also before the Crystal Empire and Twilicorn. Will also contain light shipping, as in cutesy sharing moments. Don't expect anything graphic.

I also want to mention that although the method on how he got there and why he is there is going to be questioned and looked into, its not going to be the main focus of this story, I want to make this story about a series of slice of life cutesyness and character interaction. The intro stuff of course has its talk on it as it should but I just wanted to get it out there that its not going to be an overarching thing. But we'll see how it goes I guess.

Fluttershy has found a new kind of creature in the forest. After tending to its wound, she brings it home with her and decides to keep it as her own. She soon realizes that this creature is more than just an animal and soon finds a way to communicate with it since neither of them speak the same language.

Three alicorns are tired of their subjects and their constant whining and complains. So one fateful day, they make a silly wish. But the wish came true...
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One human, a lonely guy with the name, Anon, who does not have a job, friends or a family, is riding his big RV in North-Norway. Every day is the same; driving, fueling, eating, driving.
Until one day everything changes.

Featured for over 4 days!!!

(-Just a heads up. i suck with grammars and stuff, so expect some changes and corrections in the future. Also please point out my mistakes if you would. Thanks. Now let the games begin!)

-(cover art goes to the guy who made it!)-

I awaken in the magical land of Equestria to find myself face to face with Nightmare Moon, weakened, but not gone. She says that she is slowly gaining power, and nothing can stop her once she has returned completely. Nothing but a human, the worst thing to ever happen to Equestria.

This is an older story with many flaws, but a semi-coherent plot. I won't be getting back to it anytime soon, .

(Before I say anything else I'd better issue this warning, yes I am considering the events of "Revenge of Diaboromon" to be in continuity with the rest of the series. In my head cannon it takes place after the events of episode 50 but before the epilouge given 25 years later. Also the epliogue is a little different for me even though it won't be mentioned here because I obviously ship Takari.)

With Armaggeddemon defeated and Mimi back in Japan the digidestined believe they'll finally be able to kick back and relax without the threat of their world or the digital world hanging in the balance.

That belief is soon crushed however when Gennai calls them back into the digital world to investigate a mysterious energy reading.

The energy reading leads our heros (and their partners) to a portal that sucks them all in.

Where does this portal lead to you ask? Why the land of Equestria of course.

After crash landing and discovering they have no way of getting home the digidestined decide to make Equestria their new home at least for right now.

Not long after settling in Tai, recenlty recovering from having his heart broken finds himself falling in love with Twilight of all ponies.

Little do he or Twilight know that their new relationship is going to go through trails that no other couple has ever had to face as old evils from the digidestined's past return to haunt them.

Where are all these evil digimon coming from? And is just the digidestined's imagination or are their enemies getting stronger?

Rated teen for suggestive theming, mild cussing, and somewhat graphic fantasy violence.