//------------------------------// // Chapter 4: Fashion // Story: Why us? [Redone] // by Ice //------------------------------// "So, Drew tell me about yourself." said Brice as they walked down a hallway which was a contrast of Light and Day. "Well, there's not much to tell really." "Okay, tell me about your time in your Equestria." "Well, I got there by making a portal." ".....Are you Artemis Fowl?" "Heh, no but anyways when I arrived I was interagated by the mane 6 an.." "I'm sorry who?" "You know Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack." "Okay, go on." "Then, I got turned into a pony." "Why?" Drew began to blush slightly "Well, I....uh.....you see..." "Never mind we're here." said Brice as they reached a large door. It was a red with a golden picture of Luna and Celestia raising the sun and moon. "Amazing, even in their own castle they need to feed their own ego's." thought Brice as the massive doors opened themselves. "Ah, you've arrived." -------------------------------------------- Meanwhile "Blue....I...*Gasp*....really....Celestia.......needs....you........*gasp*OOOOOHHHHH." ----------------------------------------------------------------- "HOLY SHIT!" shouted Brice. "Brice, whatch you language." said Twilight. "Ugh, we've just been told we have to fight a fifty foot dragon and you expect me to be calm?" "What, she said her friend Dagon the Dragon is visiting him and his son want to meet you....how did you get fight from that?" she asked. ------------------------------------------------------------------ "PINKIE STOP MESSING WITH THE STORY!" "Aw, but I like typing *Gasp* doyouthinkIshouldwritemyownstoryaboutthehumanworldandshowittoallmyfriendsormabyeIshouldmakemylittlehumanwhatdoyouthink?" "I think you should go back into the story." "Aw, but I wann..." "NOW!" "Fine." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oof." said Pinkie as she appeared in a ball of light and landed on the ground. "Ms.Pie I've asked you many times not to break the wall." said Celestia. "Oh, okay." "How did you..." began Brice "It's Pinkie Pie." said Rainbow Dash. "Princess, when will they arrive?" asked Rarity. "In around an hour." "And we're here." said Brice. "Yes." "Why?" "So that your here on time." "But can't you just teleport us when the time comes?" "Yes but that would be seem undignafied." "Ho..." "Brice, stop showing such disrespect to the Princess and do what your told." "...Fine.....do we have to wear anything "formal"." he asked. "Why of course I've had the royal dress suiters make something for all of you." "Ugh, I can work with th..." "And you'll need a haircut." interrupet Rarity looking at his hair. "Rarity......I will murder you if you touch my hair." "We both know you wouldn't do that." "He would." said Zephyr. "Hey, Zephyr long time no see." "Yheah, a lot of people have left the weather team so I'm having to work a lot more." "Shame, we should get together with Blue Breeze sometime....speaking of which where is h..." a lot *thud* came from the far end of the throne room. "Hey, sorry I'm late I was uh....doing..." "Luna, AGAIN!" shouted Zephyr. "Dude, this isn't healthy." "But I.." "Ahem." said Celestia getting everybody's attention. "I suggest you all get ready and talk about this after you've met Dagon and his son." Brice was about to protest but stopped when he felt a famaliar glow surround him and the others. "No....no....N.." the group vanished leaving Celestia chuckling to herself. ----------------------------------------------------- "I hate teleporting." thought Brice as the rest of the group picked themselves up. "I know what you mean." said Graze. "Graze....read my thoughts again and I'm going to murder you." "You couldn't hit me." ".....Smug pri....Talos be dammed." said Brice as he looked ahead to see a fifty story builiding with the royal insignia on the door. "*Gasp* It's ther royal dress makers, I've always wanted to go inside, mabye even work at it or even be th..." Rarity continued her rant all the way to the front desk. The lobby was a sort of lime colour and the walls where adorned with pictures of suits, dresses and socks lots and lots of socks. "Can I help?" asked the pony at the front desk she had a silver coat and her mane matched but had a streak of gold in it. "Yheah, Celestia sent us to pick some clothing up." "We get that a lot, do have any proof?" she said obviously not caring. "Um, not really." "Uh-huh, well come back when you do." "Let me handle this, hi I'm Twilight Sparkle an.." "As if, Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn and the most beautiful beings on the planet...I really don't think your he.." she was cut off as Dark grabbed her by the throat. "Look, you *edited out otherwise this story would be mature* locked away for a thousand years, eating nothing but your own shit to eat, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" shouted Dark getting shocked looks from everypony except Zephyr, Brice, Drew and Graze who just chuckled at the scene before them. "Y..yes sir." "GOOD, now can we please see our clothes?" "Yes sir." ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Dark your an idiot." said Twilight as she tried to fix his suit. "What, it's not my fault Drew threw me at the wal....twice." "You said I looked like a Diamond Dog." "A what now?" asked Brice. "Dude, your in the my little pony universe and you don't what these things are?" "What the hell is my little pony?" "....We'll talk later." "THIS IS THE WORST.POSSIBLE.THING!" screamed Rarity. "What is it........not gonna laugh." said Graze as he saw Raritys bright pink dress. "What's wrong this ti, AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OW!" said Brice rubbing the spot Rarity had hit him with a brush. "Serves you right and besisdes at least you don't have to wear pink." she said her voice showing disgust when she mentioned the colour. "Nope, I get these." said Brice as he showed off the colthing. "What is that horrid thing?" asked Rarity getting a death glare off Brice. "THESE, are the clothes of goku the greatest fighter to live." he said proudly slipping them on over his shirt and trousers. "Wait, why did Celestia give you that and us suits?" asked Blue. "I asked them to make me it and traded my suit in for it." "That's......GENIUS!" all the guys shouted as they as they dissapered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Where are we?" asked Applejack. "I think this door leads to the throne room....guess we're suppose to be here." "Brice, she can't see that you traded in your su*slam*" the door to the throne room opened, at the far end of the throne room Celestia's eye twitched. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's notes: Must do next chapter before valentines day. Also I'm sort of getting back into the writing mood and this was basiclay a filler chapter before Graze gets violent.