"Then the wonderbolts were like zoom then zaa and the crowd was like wwwwhhhhhaaa and...." Rainbow Dash had been talking about the show for hours as the group headed back to their respective homes, unfortuantly for Brice Zephyr and Blue had an "emergency" they had to rush home for.
"I know Rainbow Dash, I was there." he said trying to stay awake.
"Why do you call me Rainbow Dash all the time?" she said floating in front of him.
"It's your name isn't it?"
"Yheah, but all my friends call me Rainbow or Dashie how come you don't?" a small smile appeared on Brice's lips.
"All right then "Dashie" how about you start calling me Ice?"
"Why?" she said looking at him weirdly.
"What, I'm not alowed a nickname?" he said with an almost sadistic smile.
"I......uh....." she said monotonlety before dashing off yet again leaving a confused Brice to head home.
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The next moroning
Fanfare could be heard throught Ponyville as an all to famaliar voice woke everypony up.
"I THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE AM HERE TO...." Brice rubbed his now sore head after falling out of bed due to the sheer scale of the shouting.
"Trixie, I don't want to beat you up every second day......but I sure as hay love it." he thought as quickly got changed and ran to the source of the noise.
"WHO SHALL CHALLANGE ME?" shouted Trixie yet again thinking she could win.
"Ugh, SHUT UP I KICKED YOUR FLANK TWICE ALREADY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T MAKE IT THREE?" shouted Brice from the back of the crowd.
"Ah, human it's nice to see I shall finally have MY REVE..."
"I'm gonna stop you right there, let's just get this over with." he said as he walked on to the stage.
"WHAT, MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT TRI..."
"ONE, I HATE GOING THROUGH THIS AND TWO I'M HATE GOING THROUGH THIS!" he yelled while approching Trixie slowly. Her horn began to glow but Brice wasn't fazed he just kept walking fore a few minutes but then a huge aqua light exploded outwards covering everything it touched.
"Um, what did you do?" said a slightly confused Brice.
"HELP!" shouted serveral stallions from the crowd as they where jumped on by multiple mares.
"I sped up the mating season waiting." said Trixie with an evil grin on her face.
"Okay, but I'm human.....how does this affect me?"
"Your male." she said as she dissapered leaving a very confused Brice.
(Listen to this and skip to 0:30)
"What was she talking abo...WOW!" shouted Brice as he ducked barely avoiding a mare who lept at him he looked up to all the stallions either being chased or...........*cough* by mares. Another three ran towards them with bloodshot eyes, he turned and ran with the trio in prusit. The peagsus zoomed ahead of the other two and was right behind him.
"Come back I wan't to be the first to try a human!" she shouted as she appeared beside him and started to ram into him.
"Sorry, your not my TYPE!" he yelled as he smashed his elbow in her face knocking her to the ground.
"One down, two to go." he thought as the earth pony caught up.
"YOUR MINE!" she shouted as she lunged at him only to meet the ground as her head met with a power punch.
"Ugh, let's see all that's left is unico....wow!" he thought as he stopped suddenly.He had reached a cliff and the only way back was past the unicorn, who of course had just caught up.
"Oh, what such a shame I enjoy a good chase." she said as she stopped edging towards him as he looked down.
"What, you won't jump." she said in a "matter of factly" tone
A smile appeard on his face There's an old Earth saying, unicron, a phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need."
"What's that then?"
"ALLONS-Y!" he shouted as he backflipped off the cliff leaving a shocked unicorn.
"Wait a second, I JUST JUMPED OFF A CLIFF!" he shouted as he plumeted towards the ground.
"God, Buddha, Jesus, heck even Celestia or Luna SAVE ME!" he thought as he was only fifty meters away from the ground.
"....and....teleport." said a voice from nowhere as Brice dissapered.
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"Never speak of this." said Brice as he exited the royal bed chambers.
"Next time, I'll knock her out three times." he thought as he rubbed his knuckle.
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Author's note: Sorry about not updating guys I've been trying to get some art work done for Killjoy and I've started some for Pheonix fire. Also I know this was suppose to make more sense so just don't count this a proper chapter rather just something to past the time....Also the next chapter is based on Purple Blaze, Blue breeze, Zephyr and Dark.