Alicorns taking a vacation with Anon!

by Molesterino


Chapter 5: Action!

I'm alive!
So yeah, sorry for the late chapter, I had a lot of work that had to be done.
So anyways here is the story!




Location; Norway.

Recap: In the last chap, the princesses became fillies because of a spell backfiring...


ANON POV.

'Well this is sooo much fun!' I thought sarcastically while looking ahead to see nothing, but boring snow and snow covered trees. I have been driving for the last 6 hours. Why? I don't know. I really don't. You see, I always enjoyed the small family trips I had back in the day. Even if I was the kid who sat in the backseat with a Game Boy, never looking out to see the nature. But over the years I began to admire my surroundings as we were driving along where ever we were.

So here I am doing nothing but driving while burning away the money my parents passed over to me. Now I just decided to sit here and think over the things I have in my life. 'Well I have a car, some stuff in it, and...um...' Thinking harder, I realized that I did not have anything besides that. It was a saddening realization. I have nothing here. No job, friends, well except the three ponies.

While I was thinking, a certain light blue filly silently sneaked behind me with a smile on her muzzle that was growing with every step she came closer to me. Unfortunately I did not notice her, since I was so deep in thoughts, My body was on auto pilot doing nothing but driving.

"BOOO!" shouted Luna, who was right in my face. To say that I jumped and almost got a hear attack, would have been a huge understatement. So thus here is how I reacted.

"AAAAAH!!" I screamed, all the while being scared out of my wist. When Luna interrupted my train of thoughts, I jumped so badly that I have accidentally hit my knees on the steering wheel, sending a wave of pain through them, causing me to lean forward and hitting my head, knocking me out.

LUNA POV.

'Uh, oh.' I though while looking at the limp body of Anon. This is bad, very bad. So I did the best thing any young filly would have done.

"TIAAAA!!! HEWP ME!!!" I shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Not a second later both Celestia and Cadence ran out of the bedroom.

Celestia looked at me, seeing that I was not injured she looked around for the problem. Seeing Anon lying limp body and his head on the steering wheel caused her eyes to widen and her mouth to open in shock. She looked over at me and shouted.

"What did you do?!" She shouted while shaking me by my shoulders. She let go of me and ran over to him. "Anon! You need to wake up!" My sister shouted to the human who was still unconscious.

The vehicle was still moving and no one was steering it. We needed to do something!

While Celestia and Cadence was trying to wake Anon up, I was thinking of a solution as to how to stop the vehicle. Remembering all the buttons and levers that were in front of the driver's seat, I thought about how to fix this. Running up to my family, I began to tell my plan.

"Tia, Cadence! Get him out of the seat! Now!" I shouted at them. Both their heads snapped into my direction. They both looked at me while tilting their heads.

"No! If we do that then-" I cut Celestia off.

"Just wisten to me! If we don't do this then we wiww awwl die!" I shouted at Celestia who backed away and looked at me wide eyed. Taking a few deep breaths, I calmed down and apologized.

"Sowwy... I didn't mean to do that." I said while looking down with ears flattened against my skull.

"Oh, Its ok. Alright we do as you say." Celestia said happily much to my surprise. I thought that she was going to be mad at me!

"OK, so what do we do?" Cadence asked wile looking at me and Celestia with a worried expression.

"Push that wed button, the one that weleases his seat bewt!" I instructed. Some seconds later my sister and niece did so and looked at me to continue the instructions. "Now take him out of the seat. Cawefully." Both nodding at me did just that and setting him carefully down.

Now for the next step it was my turn to do something. Stopping the RV.

Climbing onto the seat, I looked over all the buttons and levers that were in front of me. Not having the slightest idea to what to press or pull, I did what came to mind.

Which is....

Pressing everything!!!

Doing just that, I began to push some of the buttons that were there. I began with a big red triangle which began to blink and make clicking noises.

Seeing that it did nothing I looked for another one. It was a perfectly round button with a sideways triangle on it. Pressing it was not very smart. This is what it did:

-ost boys... BANGARANG! BASS BAYYYHC WA WA WA WA WA BANG BANG OOOOO WA WA BANGARANG!!!

With that scaring the daylights out of me, I quickly spotted the turn down volume button. (Which was a button with a "-" on next to a "+" button.)

Getting the ringing out of my ears, I looked ahead to see a turn on the road. Trying to keep calm, I put both my fore hooves on the steering wheel.

'Ok Luna, you can do this! You have driven hundreds of cars in games! Its not that hard! You only have to turn the steering wheel in the direction you want to go in! Now mare up and do it!'

Satisfied with my little pep-talk, I gave a silent not to myself and began to steer the RV.

'Damn this is hard!' I thought to myself, suddenly a dirty little saying came to mind that so many gamer used to say.
'Heh, that's what she said!' I thought while silently laughing.

In the back seat/sofa...

CELESTIA POV.

Finally! Do these human weight much! Well it would have been easier if I was in my normal body size.

Panting and gasping, I wiped away the bead of sweat that was on my brow. Cadence doing the same.

"Phew, now with that out of the way we should check on him and see how he is doing." I said to cadence, who shook her head.

"No, no. You go help Luna, I'll try to wake him up." She said to me with a determined expression on her face that was very cute since she was so small and sooo cute!

Nodding I trotted over to where Luna was. Seeing her i frowned and almost face hoofed. 'Well she know what she is doing.' I thought to myself with so much sarcasm that i could almost taste it.

Luna was literally punching every button that she saw. Remembering what she called herself when she was playing, I thought that I should say the word too!

"Well look at you! Not so "Pro" now are we?" I said in a teasing tone that caused her head to snap in my direction while giving me the most intense glare I have every seen in my life! I could literally fell the room's temperature drop.

Oh.

Luna somehow managed to push the button that opened the window, which opened and was letting in the cold wind.

Luna slowly turned back to look at the road ahead which was an endless road of snow, and trees.

Snapping out of my playful attitude, I became more serious. Well more serious...

"Need help?" I asked her to which she only replied with a; "Well, duh!"

"What do you need help with?" I asked helpfully.

"Do you see that pressuwe pwate down thewe?"

Looking down, I saw what she was talking about.

"Yes, I see them! what do I do whit them? I asked her.

"You must push down one of them to stop the RW!" She said to me and looked back at the road.

Crawling into the little place where the two pressure plated where, I looked back at her and asked.

"Which one do I push?" I asked her.

"I don't know! Just push one down!" she shouted back. "Huwwy! there is a tunnew ahead and we have no wights on!"

Quickly doing as she said, I pressed down one of them.

Well the one that was speeding us up...

"NO THE OTHEW ONE!" Luna screamed at me.

Quickly letting go of the pressure plate, (which is a pedal mind you.) I quickly pressed down the other one, which caused the RV to slow down.

Coming to a stop, Luna jumped out of the seat and looked at me, who was still pressing down the pedal like no tomorrow,

Turning the key causing the engine shut down, we all gave a sigh of release.

"Whoo hoo! Best driver! I'm sooo pwo!" Luna, or Woona shouted while hood pumping the air.

Cadence and I both rolled out eyes at her antics. 'Well somepony is happy about this.' I thought. Suddenly my eyes widened.

"Oh shoot!" I said as I stormed past them both to check on Anon.

As I went over to the couch that he was on, I saw that he still did not wake up.

'Poor thing.' I thought while looking at the peaceful face of my friend who helped us so many times. Well it looks like its our turn to help him.

Smiling, I turned around to see both Luna and Cadence looking at Anon.

"So what do we do now?" Cadence asked me while looking at me with a worried expression.

Humming and putting a hoof to my chin, I began to think about the choices we have.

"Well... hmm... Uh... Ye-No... maybe? Nono don't be silly... Umm. I don't know." I said to both Luna and Cadence.

We all looked down with a sad expression.

And the suddenly Luna's ears perked up and her frown broke into a wide grin.

"We got an idea!" She happily beamed. Both of us looked at her expectantly.

"What is your idea Luna?" I asked her.

"We will bwing him with us home, home to Equestwia!