I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

Too much to write; too little time

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

It's Complicated

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Eh

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

A fellow traveler...

Just some guy trying to write pony fanfics (read: clopfics). You can call me Craig.

A buttery apple. What? You expected actual information on me here?

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Original username Zoddtheimmortalone. I'm a fan of anime, but I enjoy the classics more. As for My Little Pony, I may not watch it as much, but I do like the show and I also love EG

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Things are more like they are now then they've ever been! - Groucho Marx

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

I am Batmane. Shocker.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".