Retired author, husband and father.

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

It is better to be kind in a world full of hate, then join that hate and become part of the problem. Simply be kind and better.

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Just an awkward potato who likes to draw and tries to be cool

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.