"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Horrifically Fun

Huzzah! The Metal has been doubled!

Retired, but I still check in.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Descriptions are for the weak.

All my things are horse things!

Lifeless light in darkness hides the middle man who takes no sides. A lost soul with no personal creed am I, lethargic Luminous Lead.

irresistible

Hello! Pegasister here with a like of ponies and a love of writing. What could be better?

Deadhorse.

This used t'be me stomping grounds. Not anymore, I'm afraid.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

Another one bites the dust.

I paint scribbles and hope they make sense.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Poor by Overflow

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Who let the dogs out?

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

My Little Puny: A Play on Words

Um.... I like writing stuff?

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Returned from an ancient hiatus to post some EAW work.

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.