If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Hey! :D Decided to finally try my skills of writing with the human race! Starting with smaller fics and then moving up :D

I love getting feedback and constructive criticism. Please feel free to comment. If you take the time to comment, I will take the time to respond.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

DeiStar

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.

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All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I forget what I wish to remember and remember what I wish to forget.

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

Falling deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole that is this fandom

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

time is a crime

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Stay out of my shed.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

You think my satanic powers are... neat?

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

You won't find me here.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

"How the fuck do I put text here?" -Me

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™