Exactly what it says on the tin.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

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