I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Too much to write; too little time

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Writer. What else do you need to know?

God, I'm so sorry.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

Death God

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.