Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

I like women

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A guy who loves pastel ponies and fantastic worlds.

Lit boi

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Don't read anything into it.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Horrifically Fun

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

I'm an old sourpuss.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Everything is awesome!

I love writing and MLP. So....I think I'm in the right place.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Aspiring writer and insatiable SciSet shipper. She/her. https://twitter.com/CraftableAlice

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Shut up. Just write.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

A Warning to Others

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Just another struggling writer.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)