Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I write fluff and sadness.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

It's tired, I'm late, I'll do this later.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

Hello there, I'm a Queen changeling with a broad sense of humor.

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

I am the lucid dream

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

mwap

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

This is the place where I post the weird things my mind comes up with...

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Writer of some Greens on the 4chins

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Too much to write; too little time

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Done.

The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @Emma_The_Ward on Twitter))

Just a shoddy writer, now with an okay profile pic :)

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5