I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

What to do with my life now

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

How did I get here? Oh wait... Now I remember... Ponies. Amature artist and wannabe writer. Guess I had to start somewhere...

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Done.

space is a waste