Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
For once, the little filly on center stage wasn't there alone. Beside her was a blue police box with its front door cracked open. But to the little filly, it was the least oddest thing as she trembled behind a book cloaking her face.
Twilight Sparkle...
...can't reason why she's here...
"If... If I had to draw any conclusion to why I'm here, it would be because of some sort of unrealistic logic."
...Nerd...
"Nerd?"
Twi-Twi...
...has no future to look foreword to...
"Twi-Twi? And of course I have a future. The Princess is taking me in as a personal student."
Yeah...
...A lot that will get you...
"You don't know what you're talking about you philistine!"
...Neeerd...
Sparky...
...is doomed to become the stick in everyone's mud...
"Why should I even care if that's true? My studies and magic should come first. Not one thing comes before that."
What about your brother...?
"Exceptions to the rules are always applicable..."
...Neeeeeeerd...
Twilley Nick-nack-patty-wack Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle...
BUCK YEAH, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
...is about to be mentally scarred for all her life...
"How?" just like that, a hatch above the filly Twilight swung open to drop a mix of snakes and other reptiles on her. In seconds, Twilight began screaming and flailing away at the scaled creatures before rushing for cover inside the police box.
...Step one complete...
...Step two...?
I know just who to go for...
Wow...
There is a tear in my eye...
...I'm so proud of you...
...How long do you think it will take for the Doctor to figure out where his thingy-is?
I give him a week as long as our ace in the hole keeps him distracted...
"Ma'am. I thank you for trying to be hospitable, but I will tell you one more time. I do not care what wubs are!"
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Oh, that's just cruel and sadistic...
Good work, my minions, your king enjoys this.
Poor filly Twilight..
Filly Twilight?
You, Sir, are one sick puppy.
948352
Poor Twilight? Poor Doctor!
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948340 Uh, sure...
Oh so that's why she is scared of snakes...
love the Nostalgia Critic reference
948441 *whisper* i think hes a little confused...
nopony, nowhere, noWHEN is safe
948469 50% of Fimfiction is confused... It's just best to agree with them.
"Foreword" should be "Forward." Just sayin'.
All I can see now is Twilight yelling "I hate snakes Jock, I hate 'em!"
Win...!
...
feeling a bit sad fer Twi though
948412
Meh, do you know how many times he's had his box taken from him? Over a dozen in the SHOW, let alone the other seven hundred or so years.
948489 Snakes! why did it have to be snakes?!
948477 Oh hey! look at what I found!
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O-oh my. That was... mean.
...
STOP BEING MEAN! SHE'S JUST A FILLY, WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHERS SAY???
How could you be so mean? Ruffian!
Grrr...
That being said... Good ending. With the wubs. Despite the fact I have no idea what a wub is.
948469
Nah, I'm just a guy who is naturally cruel and sadistic to intense degrees, who puts that aside for the good of society at large. Of course, that won't keep me from claiming my place as king of all that is cruel and sadistic.
948516
YES! THE AMUSEMENT IS DOUBLED!
948530 you have never played "I WANNA BE THE GUY" have you? the guy who made that game is the king of cruel and sadistic. he also released the Sequal "I WANNA BE THE GUY GAIDEN".
Fuck yeah, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
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948591
No, no I haven't. I'm not masochistic, although if I really, really wanted to, I could make something like that. For real life. And run people through it.
The last stage would be a giant blender...
So, yeah, I'm a sadistic sociopath who suppresses his urges for the good of society. Which means that, should anyone else attempt to take the throne of the king of sadism, I'd have to kill them. In horrible, horrible, unspeakably horrible ways.
Now excuse me while I re-suppress this side of my being before it gets completely out of control.
Nostalgia Critic ftw!
948644 better get your gun then he stole your throne. or maybe a rusty spoon is in order?
948699
Nah, I hung a sword over the throne when I left for lunch... he just hasn't seen it yet. Or maybe he has, and he's checking it every couple of seconds while he wonders when it's going to drop... or if it ever will. He'll wonder, and hope, but he'll never KNOW.
948720 or maybe he took the sword down and are siting on the throne playing with it.
948762
Poor bastard... I hung it with thorns, coated in a deadly neurotoxin. If he took it down, well, he's not going to go quietly into the night.
'Course, he never was, so no skin off my bones, but still, death by sharp object is nicer than death by bleeding out to a burning sensation across his body for hours on end.
948774 maybe his hands are fake and hes realy a Cyborg! Of course! it all makes sense no humman could make such a painfull game!
948774>>948800 I never say this, mostly because I'm an alright person... But both of you shut up!
BUCK YEAH, sparkle sparkle sparkle!
948516 Seems even Twilight has her own Room 101...anyone thinking of a particular year in relation to that :V?
And Twilight, all I can say is a quote I got from one particular Britishman I like to hear commentary from:
"You poor, poor, poor poor bastard."
BUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE
HEY FLINX! sparkle sparkle sparkle
Probribly gonna get thousands more saying this
949390 (Because I can't deny when i'm called out by name) BUCK YEAH, Sparkle sparkle sparkle!
Okay, that I know is a nostalgia critic reference.
You'd think these lunatics'd realise where the line is. Verbally abusing an obviously terrified filly sends 'em rocketing past it. Dropping reptiles on her sends them 'round whatever planet they're on and has them cross the line several more times.
Still, despite their "Moral event horizon" it's always interesting to see what they do. And if it's the "Pre-round", can't help but be curious what the actual round is. The rest of the main six as fillies? Minus Fluttershy if they want to keep continuity, but kinda hoping they include her.
949725 And the line wasn't crossed when they told a filly to go have a three-way with her friends?
And how would having Fluttershy break continuity?
Fillies? You'd DARE corrupt the minds of mere children?!
Discord you utter FIEND
949753 Oh... Guess I missed that part, sorry.
I was just thinking that considering how they felt after first time they tortured her and having an episode dedicated to fixing everything, they wouldn't want a repeat. Didn't think that they might do something different this time 'round.
No... Love the Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle thing though.
Mental scars! Get your mental scars here! We've got a few "Locked alone in a small room", some "Covered in creepy crawly creatures", and two "I found a hissing beetle in my riceicle".
Man! I have missed a LOT in my absence of reading! I look forward to seeing who's next!
If this is a pre-round will there be a new round later when all these scares becomes used.
Awesome!
What is your problem with Twilight??? Why do you hate her so much?
But the Doctor Whooves thing is genius
Fuck yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGwRSfq00k
950883 I have nothing against her.
Why did it have to be filly Twilight she never did anything to them?
Also I'll gladly quote the Nostalgia Critic as soon as I find my whistle - ah here it is SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE *Vanishes in a cloud of magic gold dust*
948522
Don't know what wubs are? Neither did I until I started gettting interested in the character of Vinyl Scratch. Have a listen to the following youtube video; wub is onomatopoeia for a specific sound in dubstep. You can't miss it. Wubstep Dishwasher
"Ma'am. I thank you for trying to be hospitable, but I will tell you one more time. I do not care what wubs are!"
- Well, I guess Vinyl can be very distracting ... especially if she is playing her music ... from her bass cannon.
"BUCK YEAH, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!"
- Okay, I think someone should inform the Nostalgia Critic that he has reached meme-generating status.
Interesting personal tidbit, I got hooked on MLP:FiM due to the Nostalgia Critic. Specifically, his "Top 11 Villain Song" video. I really enjoyed the song from the movie Rasputin. When I looked it up on YouTube, guess what was the first thing on the list. A brony PMV. The rest is history.
Et tu, Vinyl?
948516 I've seen enough hentia to know where this is going.
Last sentence: Now, imagine that instead of Mormons, it was Dubstep at the door at too-early-in-the-morning.