So, I was living a fairly normal life, going to school, reading fanfics, marvelling at the magnificence of the internet and humanity at large, you know, a totally normal person. Then, suddenly, I wasn't. No biggie, because every brony's dream came true for me: I was reborn as a pony, an Alicorn even! That sounds great, right? Ah, aha, um, nope! Not when I'm the "son" of God-Empress Celestia of the Holy Empire of Equestria, who would make even the Imperium of 40k balk at her xenophobia and egomania. Well, I've got magic, that has to count for something, right?

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2017-07-09: Holy salmon, I've been featured. My first ever story got featured. In 3 days. I have no idea what I did to have the honour, but thank you all!

Edit: Here's a picture of the main character, Solus:
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His name is Dustin, but he tends to go by either Dee or Dustchu. He's a somewhat regular guy, loves to write fanfiction and daydream constantly instead of actually doing anything worthwhile with his life. But there comes a day in everyone's life that changes everything. Maybe it's meeting the love of your life, getting that job promotion you wanted so badly, or actually managing to go to another country and experience what little life has to offer you.

For our hero, Dee, it's being torn from his own world somehow and thrown into a world filled with magic, fantasy, and fuckin' rainbows in every direction. It seems like a world that is too good to be true, a world he had loved for five, almost six years.

But if he's learned anything by now, it's that beneath all of the glamor and sunshine... there's a whole heaping mess of darkness. Our hero's new life in this world isn't always going to be sunshine and rainbows. But, before he gets into the nitty gritty of Equestria proper, he decides to go on the adventure of a lifetime! Instead of... ya know, going right there lickity split and shits. Follow Dee on his adventure throughout the vast world of Equus, as he tries to survive the fantasy world where darkness lurks around every corner just waiting to capture him in its icy cold talons.

Note: This story is a self-insert and it is written entirely for fun. And if you call the MC a Mary Sue, well I'll just take that as a compliment and assume you're telling me I'm perfect Enjoy friends!

Othernote: Coverart may change when something better is obtained.

Hit the Front Page 7/8/2017

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Rated T for Teens Swearing

I had a pretty normal life...HAD being the choice word here. I lived with my grandmother who I swear we are too much alike...Which isn't a bad thing mind you. My brother, having two children who I loved to hyped up on sugar; and me a few weeks away to see my mother face to face, something I haven't done in a year or so.

My day started off normal like any others, get up, get something to eat and then maybe chill in bed before playing on my game system...that is until I was whisked away into another world because, someone decided to mess with a old magical book, and I made it worst by punching said person across the face...did I mentioned that said person; was the co-ruler of a land known as Equestria.

However, if she thinks she can say sorry and everything will be hanky dory with me...she has another thing coming!

My name is Brandon, and this is my story and why...sometimes, Sorry isn't Enough.

Drake McCain was your typical adult nerd doing typical adult nerd stuff. Until he got dragged to Equestria by a certain chaotic weirdo. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.

Note: this story will contain the following- sarcasm, ineptitude, dirty jokes (are there any other kind?) and much, much, more!

This story is a sequel to My Little Engineer

After spending who knows how long in cryostasis on their trip to their new homeworld, Luna wakes from sleep with a bit of trouble. That's not the only trouble she's about to find, however, as she soon learns that not all of the Equestrians made it to Lux Aeterna; her fiance included.

Luna must now take a small group of volunteers to backtrack their journey across the stars in search of the missing pods, exploring entirely new worlds and civilizations in the progress. Who will the crew find, what will they discover?

This story is an archive of an RPG that I will be hosting with some friends on my Discord server, rewritten and formatted to comply with Fimfic's rules of submission. I need a few more players who'd be interested in playing a lead role in this story. If you're interested, please send me a PM so we can chat.

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I guess introductions are in order, my name is...well I go by two names, Thomas and Shulk, either one works. Allow me to explain, it was going good for me at the Rose City Comic-Con, I had my costume in order, mostly (Monado included), bought a few cool souvenirs, and even got to meet Adam Howden.

It was at all Nopons and Unicorns for me, until (both figuratively and literally) I made my last stop. I'll keep this short and sweet, I'm missing one part of my costume, and this mysterious "Merchant" has just the item I'm looking for, he asks for a reasonable price, I pay it, a few hours later I get sick, fall unconscious and the next the thing I know I'm in a world of anthropomorphic technicolor pony weirdos as the person I was cosplaying as, but here's the real punchline, I'm not the only one in this new body, someone else is in here with me, and he has the biggest god complex.

Hopefully I have what I takes to protect this word, and at the same time, find a way to control my powers, the Monado, and as a certain someponie's orders say, "Make some friends". Well this is gonna be interesting.

This is my first ever attempt in writing a story of any kind, so if I'm breaking rules let me know,and also please take it easy on this novice, one more thing, the sex tag is for the jokes I'm going to using, Mostly.

Baltimare. One of the top five most dangerous cities in Equestria. Some ponies could hardly walk home without getting themselves mugged, robbed, or attacked in some other way. Only a handful of cops and prison guards, including Detective Twilight Sparkle and her boyfriend and partner, Spike, aren't in the pocket of some crime lord or another, a number that seems to be shrinking by the month. All in all, the city was rotting.

Then, out of nowhere, criminals start dropping dead, gaping holes in their chest, the cause either being some kind of electrical surge as though from a lightning bolt or a high-velocity impact. Some victims even had their hearts crushed like paper. Followed by common crooks were dirty cops and prison guards, then entire crime families. All anyone could make of the suspect was either "dark specter" or "black demonic creature from Tartarus." Neither of these were even remotely close to the truth.

In another time, another world, James Jackson was an ordinary man with a strong sense of justice, and was particularly fond of the methods used by the comic book vigilante known as the Red Hood. Never did he think that he'd get a chance to use those tactics, but when James meets his unfortunate end after his car hits a patch of black ice and crashes into an electrical pole, he is given that chance by the Speed Force itself, and is reborn as the infamous Hunter Zolomon.

Let the criminals of Baltimare beware: Zoom is coming...

Co-written with Hopelight

This story is a sequel to I am NOT a Pony

It has been one year since Luna lost her son, and depression has gripped her heart. She's lost the will and the strength to perform her duties. She see's her son when she closes her eyes. His death haunts her, literally and figuratively. She's not sure if she's losing her mind, or if his spirit is really haunting her. But something dark is definitely happening...something Luna has yet to understand.

Every year, at the beginning of winter, Luna and Celestia go to the castle gardens for some peace and quiet. To get away from the duties of being a princess. But most importantly, to remember a valued friend, commander, warrior, and hero.

Click this to read about the hiatus.

We’ve all had nightmares, but do any of us actually know where they come from?

What if, one day, you woke up as the embodiment of nightmares themselves?

In an alley one night, Joseph gets fatally injured after saving a woman from her terrifying nightmares.

He wakes up somehow, but he quickly finds out that he isn’t in his own body. Instead, he wakes up in the body of one of Equestria's most infamous villains.

Joseph must adapt to a world completely alien to him, as well as adjusting to his new body while trying to figure out what, or who he is.

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Update Feature: 4/10/15, 01/06/16, 17/8/16, 4/12/16, 30/1/17

'Sex' tag added for strong cases of innuendo.
'Dark' tag because this fic deals with morose themes.

Edited and proofread by:
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Updated as people help. Includes one-time favours and single chapters.

A/N: Tags will be updated as necessary. Constructive criticism and ego stroking are both welcome. Set both in a world where MLP doesn't exist, and after the events of first two episodes of season one. A show-accurate period of events is not likely.