Behold, the latest addition to my collection!

Now I am the fastest man alive!

Greetings Gotham, a very tired and restless Joker here! Well, since I couldn't sleep at all last night, I went to work, trying to come up with something, ANYTHING. Then, as I watched Season 2 of Arrow, they showed the scene where Barry Allen was struck by lightning from the flash. That got me thinking about doing a story, set in the same universe/continuity as You Can't Lock Up The Darkness, but with an Arrow character. Which character, you ask? Well, I think that should be obvious...

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BEHOLD!!!!

Hmm... new cover art? Could this mean there's a new chapter coming soon? Perhaps...

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've felt the itch to resume work on You Can't Lock Up The Darkness come upon me, so I've decided to resume work on You Can't Lock Up The Darkness! Now, let me tell you what I've got planned for the fourth chapter. The villain is going to be Tony Woodward aka Girder, who, in addition to having worked at a steel mill where he got his powers, also moonlights as a low-level enforcer for Prick Blueblood, who also happens to be a crime lord in this universe. When

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, the situation with Fossil-Dragon-Messiah attacking me in the reviews section of Enter: Zoom is being handled by two of my oldest friends on that site, back when I wrote exclusively for that site. So far nothing seems to have happened, but as a just-in-case measure, I've finally figured out how to block people on fanfiction.net. In other words, I've won against him. The only way he can work around it to get at me again is by posting a guest review, and thanks

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! The third chapter of You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is coming along beautifully. In fact, it's nearing the final stages of completion. In other words, it's almost finished. Just need to put a few finishing touches on it, and I'll have it uploaded if not today, then tomorrow for sure, and if not tomorrow for sure, then I'll have it up by UHHH.

Cap, get back to Marvel, I'm a DC Comics fanboy now.

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Something I found on Youtube just now.

I personally heard the Earth 2 Metahumans chanting "OUR WORLD! OUR WORLD! OUR WORLD! OUR WORLD!" at the end.

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, it seems my update for You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is doing okay so far. Admitttedly, it didn't quite have the turnout I was expecting, given how rare an actual update comes from me and not a new story. But, I digress. If you haven't read the new chapter yet, I suggest you get right on that. Or else...

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! As you know if you've seen my last blog, I've actually updated a story instead of saying fuck it and making a new one. I gotta say, it feels pretty good not to have people whine and complain about me not working on my other stories for a change. I honestly feel like this:

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Exactly what is says on the tin. Also, here's a link to my Zoom/Black Flash group

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Now that I'm back, I'm going to give You Can't Lock Up The Darkness and Enter: Zoom my undivided attention.

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! I'm back in black and yellow after that debacle yesterday. I've learned my lesson, so don't you worry. Although, I think it's time I sever ties with that Insane Creator's Guild now that I'm back. All I've ever gotten from them is hatred. So, time to seek out greener pastures in my opinion.

Now, then, time to get back to work on You Can't Lock Up The Darkness.

Well, here it is. Enjoy!

If you haven't read the first of my two Sonc-Flash Displaced experiments, here's the link to Enter: Zoom

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I must say, compared to the usual response on my Displaced stories, You Can't Lock Up The Darkness is going rather well. Which means...

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Joker here. Well, I've uploaded my latest creation, You Can't Lock Up The Darkness. I need my people down there ASAP!

That is all.