I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
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Drake McCain was your typical adult nerd doing typical adult nerd stuff. Until he got dragged to Equestria by a certain chaotic weirdo. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.
Note: this story will contain the following- sarcasm, ineptitude, dirty jokes (are there any other kind?) and much, much, more!
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I'm working on it, don't you worry.
DEAR GOD!!! I couldn't even wish that upon my most hated enemy.
Hilarious! Can't wait for more!
8240894
I know, right?! It's the worst.
8240924
Hopefully I'll finish the next chapter by today or tomorrow.
Now is he going to stay a dragon or am I going to have to read and find out?
8241103
Stay a dragon. I just don't feel like writing the typical human in Equestria thing.
8241161
Ouff ow my bones understandable I'll keep reading this
8241474
Cool. Hope I don't disappoint.
Nice chatper dude! I personally just got done refining my fic so I can tell the care that was used in this chapter.
8246134
I always read through it multiple times before publishing it. Fortunately I'm a fast reader or I'd never get anything done!
Words to live by, especially when dealing with a wife
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Mananananananana.... Goat Mom!~
8246240
Amen brother.
8246265
I feel like that's a reference... but I don't remember what to.
Yay!! We have a dragon version of Toriel now!
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS FORGETTING! I KEPT FEELING LIKE SHE WAS REMINDING ME OF A CHARACTER BUT COULD NOT REMEMBER! Thanks man!
Suddenly, the controller slipped out of my hand. I reached down to pick it up when my hand phased through it. I looked in surprise at my dextrous digits only to see, well, right through them. I slowly started to float and grew frantic.
"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVEN'T SAVED YET!"
Spoken like someone who has never played Dark Souls
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I actually have played all the Souls games as well as Bloodborne and trust me... I dread the Ornstein and Smouge boss fight. You spend ages wearing down one of them and then the other gets a huge boost and gets fully healed.
Nothing wrong with being a nerd man!
8249705
Yup.
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Toriel from undertale
8254520
Yeah someone else told me that and I was like, "Oooooh, now I remeber!"
8254521
So is sex none existent in this fic or someone that's just not shown but could be implied through innuendo?
is good
If Drake McCain was voiced, what would he sound like?
8255932
I'm not writing clop but yeah, there might be some just not gratuitous.
8256134
Much thanks!
8256538
Well I usually like to leave it to the reader. Just think of a voice you like and run with it. If you want I can give you my pick.
Looool!
8240894
what if that enemy was Hitler?
if it was the river yes it would be softer then ground or rocks... but still it will break bones if hit hard enough
were they eating mashed potatoes with ketchup? I know that feeling at lunch
8267624
I figured dragons are made of sturdier stuff than humans.
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Who... who does that?!
8267592
That's a whole new oven of ash, sure he did terrible things, but those things come with different consequences.
honestly if that had happened to me i would wish for three wishes
the first would be used to get the ability to manipulate my body however i want
the second would be used to get the ability to create pocket dimensions and manipulate them at will
and the third would be for an extra hour in my world before going there
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On the spot thinking is not one of Drake's strong suits. At least, not in that regard. Stuff like in a video game? Yes. Other stuff? Not so much.
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i understand but thats what i would do if i was i drakes' shoes
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Yup! I'd do something different too.
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while that is true we dont know by how much...
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I watched it with my own eyes... the horrors... the horrors.....
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That makes me sad in my heart.
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Well they have to be able to land safely. We've seen them swim through lava and Spike belly flopped from pretty high up into said laca which is not fully liquid given it flows much slower than water so... I'd guess pretty tough.
Its L.S.D. right?
8272500
That is true...
well to reward you with thinking about this have this
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Why thank you!
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You'll see.
8281386
Thanks for pointing stuff out. It helps me keep consistent.