This story is a sequel to Care to Buy a Lady a Drink?

You are Anonymous, aka Anon, the only human in Equestria. Last night, you happened to meet your good friend Rarity in a bar and after revealing to you her recent feelings of self-doubt, you decided to hang out with her and buy her a few drinks. After escorting her back to your place, you proceeded to engage in hot drunk sex with the fashionista and you fell to sleep in each other's embrace.

The next morning, you awake in Rarity's bed with a pounding headache and a foggy recollection of last night's steamy encounter. You then meet up with Rarity in the kitchen and decide to have a nice discussion about your drunken tryst and your current relationship, agreeing that you'd like to be an official couple. How will Rarity's friends react to the news? Will this devastate Spike?

Contains: Serious conversations, a romantic relationship between a human and a pony, scenes of inter-species love-making, the name Anon and the Feels

Cover art by Karzahnii

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A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the interesting ponies he meets and the stories that they tell.

A human living in Canterlot castle is given to Queen Chrysalis as part of peace negotiations between Equestria and the Hive. Celestia knew she shouldn't have let Luna finish the negotiations herself.

Cover art by jalm on Derpibooru.

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A croaking beast, likely to be considered of above average size by most that would care to judge such things, has found himself lost in the magical pastel world that we've all come to love and care for. He doesn't seem to have noticed.

Please, take now my hand stand beside me as we watch how this situation develops, for it is sure to be a story full of humor, drama, and dare I say... even perhaps romance?

Twilight Sparkle stumbles across a hidden volume in a secret illicit library. It's a book that demands her attention... and then turns out to be an eldritch entity capable of debilitating a pony with just a cursory glance at its text. The source of its power?

It's [REDACTED] frustration. Seemingly nopony is immune.

And there's only one organization equipped to handle this sort of thing.

Agents Lyra and Bonbon are on the case.

Crossover with the SCP Universe, obvs.

Also our 100th published story. Neat.

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Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

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Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be. 

Edit: Caught another feature. Nice.

A man, sitting alone, isn't feeling his best, really.

He has also forgotten to clean the fluff out from beneath his sofa.

This has consequences for him.

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Visiting her unremarkable human pen pal Henry, Celestia had a pleasant night out.

The morning after is less pleasant. Often these things have an inverse relationship.

One never knows what will spark a relationship. Sometimes it's strangely difficult to recognize and accept for those who should feel it most strongly, even when those around them swiftly discover the clues they themselves miss.

But into every life a little rain must fall, and through the trials, occasionally two are brought together under a mantle.

Royal Guard Tawny Pride and Fleece the spinstress find each other in such circumstances, united by an umbrella.

Inspired by the 1966 classic pop song "Bus Stop" from the Hollies.