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by darf

Chapter 4

ITEM: SCP-XX69

OBJECT CLASS: Euclid

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-XX69 is to be held at all times in an airtight, opaque container, and to be sealed with at least one sequence of external locking mechanisms. It should be kept in an area free of light and humidity and only removed from its container for study under direct supervision. Under no circumstance should SCP-XX69 be observed, handled, or stored anywhere within the proximity of individuals who have gone at least seventy-two hours without an encounter of a [REDACTED] nature with another being.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-XX69 is an anomalous entity/object resembling a heavy-bound library book with silver-embossed text. It is inordinately light despite its substantial size, and can easily be lifted or carried by a single pony. The front of the object/entity, also referred to as the 'cover' in its book-like state, will contain one instance of an untranslated title, and one instance of a translated title, usually in parentheses below the untranslated instance. This title reconfigures regularly whenever the object/entity is not under direct observation, as well as the contents in a textual format, which will be different every time they are examined.

While the title usually contains some reference to expediency or arrival, there has as yet been no consensus or regular determination of its exact meaning.

Whenever examined by a subject possessed of even mild [REDACTED] frustration, the object/entity will produce an autoerotic stimulus reaction which will quickly or instantly result in [REDACTED]. This [REDACTED] will be prolonged for a duration correspondent to the accrued [REDACTED] frustration of the subject. In instances over three minutes in duration, this can have noticeable harmful side-effects, including muscle cramps, friction burns, prolonged dehydration, or, in severe cases, permanent debilitation or death. Subjects reportedly experience little or no awareness of pain or injury during these instances, and will furthermore be unprovoked to escape SCP-XX69's machinations once underway. In select cases subjects have even been known to resist attempted aid, deep under the object/entity's psychosomatic hold.

Subjects who have encountered SCP-XX69 directly but survived may report ongoing instances of impotency, [REDACTED] dissatisfaction, and difficulty sleeping. Some have requested reintroduction to SCP-XX69 in a private context, but all requests of this nature have been denied.

Any usage or study of SCP-XX69 should be closely monitored by containment staff. Proper cleanup procedures should involve wet-wipes and a solution of at least 70% alcohol.

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Comments

[EpicCupcakes]

Teehee.
They said orgasm.

...Teehee.

[darf]

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