Lost Planet 2 / MLP

Vagabundos. So much stupidity in one person and with the capabilities to defy logic as if it was a plaything. But still what they lack in intelligence they make up in brute, ruthless strength and when god decides to send one of them, most probably the deadliest and most stupid human from Eden III to Pony universe, Hilarity ensues .

No treasure vault, jewel box or knickers are safe anymore. For the treasure borracho is here to crash the fiesta.

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Out of unnamed circumstance, a strange pony has arrived into Equestria with no memory of his former self. When discovered by the Elements of Harmony, will they aid him in re-obtaining his memory or will they teach him more about friendship for him to start a new life? One last question remains is why his cutie mark is an ominous looking '4'. Stay tuned to see what happens.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: The 'Intermedio' chapters inside of this story are nothing but non-canon filler, one of which is its own story.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro
Bleach is copyright of Tite Kubo/TV Tokyo

Fanart/ Cover art is special thanks to Iokusanagi a.k.a Io of FIMfiction! Thank you very much!!

Sometimes we fight for a good cause, but we use the wrong methods.

Nikolai Zander is a security contractor that has a dark past and life, after a fit of rage resulting in the beatdown of a client, he is sent on a "long vacation" by his friend and boss.

Just as he thinks he can live a life in peace and quiet, he find someone...someone that is as opposit and different as can be.

Picture credit goes to radar wing on diviantart, you should check this guy out his art is awesome.

(this is my first fanfic so PLEASE give me some constuctive criticism, i need it.)

A terrible accident leaves Sweetie Belle horribly disfigured. The once gorgeous filly is now deemed a freak, abandoned by her friends and even her sister. Thinking she's all alone in this cruel world, there is one who reaches out to her with the gift of friendship. The results turn out to be a little... chaotic.

This was my first fic. Pardon the crappiness.

Not so long ago, Equestria barely defeated two almost unstoppable creatures known as humans, which they called the Second and the First. Almost five years later, another one has shown up. The military takes up arms, the princesses are stricken with fear, and the Elements of Harmony assemble, ready for battle. But 'the Third' has no idea what's going on, and only wants to know how he came to be here, and how to get back home. Good questions indeed...But will he ever get his answers? Or will his predecessors' legacy catch up to him first?

“Side story/prequel to Human by DannyJ, but can be read on its own. Contains spoilers.”

After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

How did Deadpool get to Equestria? How is Discord involved? How come Pinkepie wants his mask? WHY DOES ZAP APPLES MAKE DEADPOOL SANE? How come Luna is back on the moon AND Why am I asking all this?

Well Because I can't think of a good Description!!

"Wade here. Read this story and OR I will find you and shoot you with my rabies infected hamster gun.
I WILL.. I'm watching you reader"

"Also This story better not make me look fat writer, or there will be HELL to pay.
And when I mean hell I mean I will make you watch My Little Pony"

Uh.. doesn't sound so bad

"..The 80's one"

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*writes*

"ENJOY!~!!!"

The friends we take for granted are often the ones that leave the largest impact on our lives. When Spike falls seriously ill with a mysterious disease and the ponies strive to nurse him back to health, Twilight Sparkle comes to grips with this very realization about her number one assistant--and friend.

EDIT: So this little story made it on Equestria Daily on 10/8/12. Now please excuse me while I pass out on Rarity's fainting couch while murmuring a soft Fluttershy "...yay."

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.