• Published 4th Mar 2012
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Deadpool meets Equestria - Novablast15



That's right, The Merc with the mouth. The tower of power. TOO sweet to be sour. DEADPOOL and ponie

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8. Boss battle time!!!

[Novablast15 would like to say sorry for not writing.
BUT DAMN DEADPOOL IS HARD TO WRITE. JOKE AFTER JOKE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS STORY! Hell... I didn't think I would get this far...but you don't care about me complaining. YOU ARE HERE FOR DEADPOOL AND PONIES soooo here you g...

"NO. no more writer!!" Deadpool walked in to Nova’s bedroom, chest out and gun poised in one hand...and a taco in the other.


[Wade go back to the story]



"AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DUN DUN DUNNN CHAPTER. HELLLS to the NO...I am writing now."


[NO WADE. I am writing this]

Wade smiled and shot Nova in the foot, kicking him off the computer

"HA now make me sandwich as I write THE MOST EPIC DEADPOOL STORY EVER!! ENJOY READER ..."


Boss battle time STARING THE AMMZZZZZZING DEADPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!.... you’re not cheering...*points gun at reader*


"Okay now, to write AND be in the story at the same time. Here we go"



The sexy ass Merc who could get any lady EVER was sawgging all over pony place

[SAWGING IS NOT A WORD]


"SHUT IT WRITER" Shoots Nova's other foot, "Now Like I was saying". Wade was chilling like the sawger badass person he was when he stopped..

"UH, Nova?"

[What the hell do you want now??]

"What the crap should I do now?" Wade asked cutely.

[Really...really??? THAT'S IT.]

Nova used his writer powers to take back the story and starts writing like he was going to in the first place!!

[There. Now here is the REAL story]

Boss battle time!!!



Wade ran though on his way to Ponyplace

"Hey mind?" Wade asked out loud in between humming the Mission Impossible theme tune.

(Argh. what now?)

"I can't wait to fight this Discord dude. IT’S GOING TO BE SOOOOO YOLA!!!"

(You mean YOLO?)

"No. I don't work out.” Wade’s face went like this ----> c:

{.... You mean.. yoga?}

(AND HOW THE CRAP DID YOU MAKE A EMOTE IN REAL LIFE????????)

"fuck da police" Wade replied eloquently as she ran though the

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLY WHOA... SHE?

[Huh?]

“SHE RAN THOUGH THE.... I am NOT a SHE damnnit!!" Deadpool yelled through the screen at Nova, Behind the mask he looked very pissed off.

[blame the editor]

<Don’t blame this on me!! *curled up in fetal position rocking backwards and forwards* So many typos! So many bloody grammatical errors...WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL THAT WHEN YOU WERE WRITING WADE??? I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS*runs off crying*>

[Ok my bad, just wanted to see if she picked up on it...er...hope she’ll be back, I still have more chapters to do]

Wade pulled out a gun and shot through the screen at Nova for wasting time.

"Well FINE. Though if I was a she I WOULD be damn sexy!!! MHMMMMMMMMMM" Wade licked his finger and slapped his tight behind "Ohhhhhh yea"


"OH for God’s sake. You’re worst than that pink one!" Discord appeared before the Merc, arms crossed.

"Hi" Wade waved cheerfully at the thing floating in front of him.

"Say, do you know where I can find this, and I quote".
"Evil ugly big ugly fat ugly Discord who I will kill without trying" And end quote. Do you know who that is mister?" Wade asked Discord, grinning inanely.

"You're the one who killed my army.” The baddie paused for a second, he could have attempted to kill the merc, he could have flown away. Instead, he threw his head back gleefully

“Mwahaha I like you!" Discord laughed with a cheeky smile.

(Is he coming on to us?)

{I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.. I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN US???}

"Are you done talking to yourself? I do find it quite cute" Discord floated above the sexy merc.

(NOVA... STOP CALLING US SEXY AND HAVING THIS DUDE COME ON TO US)

[It's for the girl readers.. So they can make fan art.. :D]

(..... I am SOOO going to stab you)

"Yeah” Wade said muttered mindedly, still arguing with his writer when it clicked.

“Wait, how did you? Motherfucking Hell, YOU CAN READ MINDS??" Deadpool roared, pointing his finger at the dude he still didn't know.

"No. There are text boxes above your head. One in white and one in yellow.” He grinned, highly amused “I have to say, I like your style!!"

Wade looked up and smiled then jumped up and grabbed one of the boxes then threw it at Discord's face

"HA! NINJA ATTACK, I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME DISCORD!!" Wade grinned then stopped as the text box went though Discord.

{well that worked out}

"Hahhaaha this should be fun!!" Discord grinned and snapped his fingers, making his evil throne magically materialize before seating himself on it regally.

"I AM SOOOOO CALLING HAX ON THIS... Where is the report button??" Wade looked around.

"My dear boy, the only way to beat me is gone” The last word held in the air, echoing Discord’s smugness and joy “But, for the fun of the game. I shall tell you." Discord smiled as he started, ignoring the ultimate rule in one learns from Austin Power’s...don’t tell your enemy the plan because they will beat you, but for the sake of the story, here’s what Discord said:

"One needs your help dearly
She might be late for that party
The gem of her heart is near
Only a dragon's love will make her appear
20 % is not here or there
In the sky will it become clear
Eeep goes this one
use the power of the sun
The trees hold a key
For this it needs to be
Once the others are found
ONLY THEN CAN YOU TURN THIS ALLLLL AROUND"

Discord disappeared with an evil laugh echoing around the road "MAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"







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(Wade?)


"shhh"











..(uh)








"I GOT IT"


( you do?)

"I have to watch MLP FIM now... don't I?"

[Yeah, I guess you do. Come on buddy, let’s go]

Nova took Wade out of the story to watch all the episodes of MLP FIM with the editor.






CONTINUE?

10


9


8


7


6





5




*click*

DEADPOOL HAS RE-ENTERED THE GAME


"Okay. Now I can see why Nova likes rarity so much!!

[I REALLY LIKE HER MANE!!]

"Sure you do sport. But Pinkie ... seems like......Me"

Wade looked around as he thought about the things Discord said

"Mhmmm trees.. WAIT
APPLEBLOOM IS THE SISTER OF APPLEJACK

AND TREES ARE THE KEY!!

I GET IT" Wade runs back to the Apple farm with a smile.

"ANNDDDDD SPIKE IS NEEDED FOR RARITY

OH MY GOD

did I get smarter!!??!!"

(Wow.. He thought about all this with our help!)


{I'M SO PROUD!!!!! *tears up*}

As Wade's mind went on about how to solve all the things Discord said he came to the tree house.
"HEY
Tiny ponies!!
Imma need your tiny cute help!!"

Sweetie popped her head out.

"SURE THING MISTER!!"

Wade turned to the reader.

"The game is getting started!"


To be CONTINUED



[MOWR CHAPTERS TO COME
Thanks to My editor for coming back
~Nova