//------------------------------// // 7. NAME THAT POKEMON! It's APPLEBLOOM!!! // Story: Deadpool meets Equestria // by Novablast15 //------------------------------// ( hello readers.. I hope you are still here.. heh Sorry I have been gone. Things came up.. BUT NOW NOVA IS BACK. yay.. A few things before I start. I am going to do a 2nd fanfic . It's kinda of a part 2 of this one.. SOOO after this one.. Prepare for. What if deadpool was in each Episode of My little pony.. BUTTTT Thats for later.. Enjoy the latest chapter) NAME THAT POKEMON..... IT'S APPLEBLOOM Now then, we should talk" The brothers stated in an evil way to Wade as bits of hydra showered all around them. "Really? REALLY? Dudes, I just killed two dragons A BUTT load of dogs and this hydra! You thin-"  " Now now now.” Flim interrupted curtly, not really caring about Deadpool’s hitlist.  “If you would please shut up and let us tell you." Flam joinned in, "UNLESS you want these ponies hurt." Wade looked at Sweetie and Applebloom. "Hang on. Where’s the other one?" Wade asked.  "Do anything dumb and she will be... gone...heh" Flam chuckled to the dear merc.  "Okay okay. Since this chapter is all about you {that must have killed you to say that} (you have no idea) "Who are you ANYWAY???" Deadpoool muttered, putting his handguns back into his belt. Music started over head as Flim and Flam started bouncing in place. "OH GOD NOT ANOTHER SONG!!" Wade wailed. Man this place liked music that had the power to rot your teeth. "Well well WELL brother of mine, This should be fun. This merc with Ponies about to die and the other can't be found, maybe he's not really aware that there's really no need for this teary despair" "That the key that he needs to solve the missing pony you and I will share" "The point to this please?" Wade started to sing along.. (wut..why? ) {I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE WE SINGING!!!!???} "Well you've got opportunity!" "He's Flim" "He's Flam" We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Killing ponies nonpareil " " Non-pa what?" Wade sang (WHAT IS MAKING US SING??) {This must be some sort of black pony magic!} "Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see no pony else in this whole place and we will give you the chance to save the filly. And that's the game. Save the pony orrrrrrrrrrr her death." "More death than you can think in all your days of thinking" " I doubt that." Wade mumbled, thoroughly annoyed that nobody here seemed to know who he was and he could still not understand why he was singing along " So take this opportunity to save these little ponies!!" " He's Flim He's Flam" "We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Killing ponies nonpareil" The two brothers raised their hooves in the air as they sang this bit. Wade shot his gun in the air ending the song "OLKAYOKAYOKAY OKAY we get it, you’re evil and you kill ponies and the writer can't write songs and the editor is banging her head against a wall SOOOOOOO WE ARE ENDING THIS" Wade yelled as he pointed his shotgun at the two brothers. Flim and Flam looked at him then started cackling. "MY dear boy, I wouldn’t do that if I were you, You still don't know if the other pony is safe.."  "Play our game and no little pony dies" They both said to the merc. Wade looked at the tow "If you say lets play Wii fit, I am killing everyone.." {But but.. we love Mario party 56!!} "AGH not now mind... Okay fime and flame. What kind of game?" Wade yelled "If you can solve these riddles we will show you a map to find this other map and ON THAT map. You will have to follow till you find a cave.THEN you have to solve 3 more riddles to get a key to the door of the cave and in that cave is a test. The test will make your eyes bleed but if you pass the test, you will see where she is." The two said. ".....Yeaaaaaaa...........HEY PONIES!" Wade looked at Sweetie and Applebloom. " Nod if you know where they other one is" They both nodded, shaking in fear.  "WELL THEN" Wade aimed his shotgun at Gilda and shot her in the face!!! [YEA BITCH, THAT'S FOR MAKING FLUTTERSHY CRY] "....Whoa whoa whoa writer...Chill!!!" Wade said to Nova. [Sorry. I RAGED SO DAMN HARD AT HER.] "it’s okay. Who's a good writer?" Wade coo'ed [... I am] Nova was starting to calm down. "THATS RIIIGHT. Now, get back to having me be a hero and meet Angelina Jolie...k?" [Okayyy....wait...what? How about I stick to the damn plot] “Sooooo.....no love interest? [No Wade, this isn't a bestiality story] “Urgh. No fun”  Flim and Flam’s mouths fell open, Looking on as Glida fell with no head.. Their mouths stayed like that at the sight of the merc apparently having an argument with himself. The two small ponies didn’t care that the man was stark raving bonkers, he just killed the bad woman. Without thinking, they ran and hid behind him, waiting for him to remember where he was. "NOW THEN...” He yelled out after his five minute argument over plot. “TIMEEE TO DIE EVIL PONIES!! Cute ponies and readers of a nervous disposition, I would look away.......er.......now.” Warning due to The Pony Writer Act Of 1684 I can not show you the following fight.. I will tell you however that this is the 1st time anyone has used a horn to stab some other pony in the eye. I will also like to say that Applebloom and Sweetie will never look at a cardboard box the same way ever again.. End of message ".. OKAY.. Little pony's" As wade stood with blood and apple bits all over him " Where is the other cute one.. ".. .. .. Up.. in the... tree.." Applebloom said with wide eyes. Deadpool looked up. "AH.. that was easy. NOW.. go play WHILE I go clean...... Wait.. why did I kill everyone again?" He asked the two ponies "Discord is bad?" Sweetie slowly said.. "THATTTS RIGHT." Wade wiped off his sword and looked at Ponyvile. "OHHH DISCORD.. I am coming for you" Discord smiled as he looked at the discored ponys. "And I will be waiting MWHAHAHHAHAA"