//------------------------------// // 4. Rainy with a chance of insane // Story: Deadpool meets Equestria // by Novablast15 //------------------------------// [WELLL time to write and time to bring longer chapters.. Hope you all enjoy this one.. Oh and SAY goodbye to the 4th wall.. And mhmmm these brownies are great] Chapter 4 Rainy with a chance of insane "No no no, it can't be! I must be drea...I MUST BE!" She looked up at the cotton candy clouds. "Discord" She whispered slowly with her eyes wide, praying this was a nightmare. "Mmhmm who else my dear?" Discord appeared in front of her with a wicked smile. "Oh my dear Twilight, how I MISSED you.” He was grinning with a toothy glare, the darkness spilling out of every pore, striking fear into the purple pony. “You see, being stuck in stone again is so...boring." He pulled a pretend hurt face, making him look more sinister. "H..how?" Twilight squeaked, truly horrified.  "How did I escape? Mhmmm, that answer is for later...right now, it's time for a bit of FUN" Discord replied to the pony, still grinning like a Jack O’ Lantern.   Twilight stopped being shocked and looked up at him. "We can stop you again. We can and will; and you know it Discord" She managed a brave semi smirk up at the dragon, confident at his imminent defeat...that sentiment however, was not shared by the nefarious villain. "Mhmm last time? Last time I was just playin. THIS time” He burst into peals of cackles at this “Hahahha!!!! It won’t be the same my dear. Not. At. All. I already took care of Sweet Celestia...Oh and you will just LOVE what I did to Luna." Upon hearing that Twilight shouted "So that's what Celestia was warning me about...YOU. " Discord fell about the floor in tears of hysterics as some pigs went by flying. "Ohhh hahahha you thought that thing was me??? Ahahah Oh Twilight" He wiped a tear from his eye. "I have to thank that thing for letting me out.” Still giggling, he threw his arms out.  Thing? Oh no. That means what ever The princess warning her about was... still out there..  Discord flew above Twilight. "Discord IS BACK BABY AND I’M BIGGER AND BADDER THAN EVER MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!” The Cutie Mark Crusaders ran back to the HQ. Applejack told them to find a safe place to hide and she would come for them. In the mind of a pony, what other safe place then their tree house? "What do you think she was so worried about?" Sweetie asked as the three ran.  As they got to their base, all three of them stopped. Loud snoring which was loud enough to wake the dead (HEY HEY HEY HEY! WE DON’T SNORE!) [Shush dear, I’m telling a story here] Rattled from their tree house, causing all the ponies to look at each other nervously. "... What.. What is that?" Scootaloo asked. "Why, it sounds like Big Mac after a long day of bucking, I wonder why he is in our base."Applebloom replied with a smile. The three walked up and peered through the window. Her smile quickly fell from her face though, as they saw a big odd looking red thing sleeping in the corner of the room. "Th-thats not Big Mac... " Sweetie said before all the three little ponies screamed as Deadpool woke up. "AGH my head! Mhmmm what the hell? Can an insane merc with a body to die for get some sleep around here?!" Scootaloo pushed the two other girls down as she screamed out indignantly "Who are you and what are you doing in our treehouse!!??!!" I’ll leave it to you to imagine if the intended effect of sounding tough was carried through successfully or not. The other two climbed back up to look at the...red thing. "Wha...? " Deadpool turned and looked at the pony looking back at him though the window. "Oh that’s right. I’m still here in this crazy place.. " "Are ya going to answer?" Applebloom yelled as well. "Greattttt. There’s more of you...er...pony things." Wade sat up and looked around. "I UH...needed a place to sleep last night...and the ground was all...well...dirty...with dirt...EW" [a fine show of Deadpool being as manly as ever] (Hey.. S-shut up.. Baka) "Sounds like my sister" Said Sweetie with a short laugh.  "Three? Three ponies that can talk?" Wade sighed and then looked up "HEY...Pony things...Where AM I?" "In our tree house!!" The three said in unison. "Okay. Now where is the tree house in?" Wade said cutely " Sweet Apple Acres. My family's farm" Applebloom said to him. "Should we really be telling him that?" Sweetie bot. I mean bell said to her. "WELL he did ask, no need to be rude." Applebloom replied  "Okay. So I am in a treehouse in a apple farm...talking to ponies....SEEMS like a normal day for me" Deadpool said. "So.. Uh...hi. My name is Deadpool and I have no idea how I got here. I kinda just slept here for the night. "He seems nice...and lost" Sweetie bell said to her friends. Right then the three young ponies looked up and saw the pink cotton candy clouds and ran inside, Not really caring, that Deadpool, red thing was in there, They knew what those clouds meant...Discord was back..  "I.. I Hope my sister is okay" Applebloom said as she cowered in fear "Mine too" Sweetie said. Wade looked at the ponies."UH...am I missing something here?" Scootaloo looked up at him. "Discord is here" He said with an air of disbelief that somebody didn’t know who Discord was. "Andddd who is that??" Wade replied to the fearful pony. "Rarity told me he was a god of Chaos or something...All I know, he is bad, like...evil." "Wait. Who the heck are you.. things?" Deadpool asked the the ponies, still prioritizing things in his head. "We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders" They all said in unison again. "I'm Applebloom, This is Sweetie Bell and that Is Scootaloo" The young pony answered helpfully. Deadpool looked at them, "PppfffffttttttAHHHAHAHHAHAHHA." Yes, Deadpool broke the tension well and truly by collapsing to the floor in hysterics. "Okay okay.. hahah.. Wait till Logan hears this. AHHAHHAHAHA" The three ponies looked at him and Applebloom started to laugh with the thing. then the rest did. What else do you do in that situation? After a some time of laughing Sweetie bell said to him. "SO, what are you anyway...and is your name is Deadpool?" "Mhmmm How do I put this? I come from...OUTER SPACE!! With people like me, like...far far far far far far (once again.. we get it.. It was far) {HEY! Let Him do the job no one pays me him for!!!} (.... Shut up other side of our mind) {...Oh.. sorry honey bunny} ( mhmm I can't stay mad at you.. So damn cute..) {*blushes*}  [..........] "UH...Deadpool?" Scootaloo asked, poking his arm with her hoof. "Wha? Oh sorry...My mind was...hitting on itself. ANYWAY! far away.. I didn't mean to come here.. But I am. AND don't worry, I'm a good guy...well...sometimes..I am what you call a merc. Someone hires me and I do a job. No matter what it is" Wade smiled and looked at them.  "Is that a mask, Or is that your real face?" Applebloom asked him, wondering how the man ate. "What this?" Deadpool started to take off his mask then stopped, the three ponies could see his messed up chin (Wade...we are fulgy as crap. and you know that. You know that every time we show our real face, everybody runs) He brought the mask back down to its place and nodded "Yes. It's a mask, but what’s under there is a No no. Anywho, about this Discord. Do you ponies have like... heroes to stop that...Discord...dude...guy...thing?"  "Heroes? No, But my sister and her friends stopped him before" Sweetie said proudly, Right as the young sweetie stopped talking a loud voice was heard. "Dear Ponyvile! I Discord, have won against your pony protectors!! Prepare for some good ol fashion Chaos!! AHHAHAHAHHA" "No No.. RAIRTY" Sweetie cried "Applejack!!" Applebloom joined in, Wade sat looking at the little ponies crying.. "So... this Discord is.. a bad guy?" The three nod crying.  Wade stands up with a smile as he grabs his Swords and Handguns, Wade walked out the door, and turned to say to the poines "...I'll be back" [Hello readers. I would brace your self for the next chapter.. heh.. Two words.. boss battle. And like I said... longer chapters to come ~nova]