[Sorry this took so long.. had to make it good. heh.. anyways Thanks to my editor and bane.. For making me better at this writing thing. And Hello /mlp/ Since someone posted my fan fic on /mlp/ My views went up.. and I thank that Random anon that posted.. I KNOW you don't want to listen to me sooooo Here you go.. chapter 6]
IT'S KILLING TIME
Do you really think this is a good idea?" Sweetie asked her friends, nervously licking her lips as the three little ponies walked though the apple farm.
"Well we got to do something, We can't just sit there all day" Applebloom replied as she walked,
"Besides.” She said, trying to sound cheery despite the fear coursing through her veins. “It should be fun” Scootaloo cheered, trying to also emulate excitement. This illusion however, was shattered right then the Cutie Mark Crusaders stopped dead in their tracks.
"Well, well well brother of mine, what do we have here? A couple of lost ponies" Flim smirked devilishly.
"We should help them out brother" Flam said In a sinister voice to his brother. The two brothers looked down on the three ponies, there was something different about the Flim Flam Brothers. They were gray and had this evil look in their eyes.
"I thought we ran you out of town?" Applebloom yelled, eyes narrowed. Flim, displeased at this show of defiance, used his magic to shut her up.
"No. No talking, save your voices...for the screams" He jeered as right behind the Cursaders landed Gilda, Her eyes black with hate. The three ponies, seeing the new sight, screamed as loud as they could.
(play this for Deadpool's epic dragon fight)
Deadpoool started running up to one of the dragons that landed to incinerate him. When the dragon levelled his head, the Merc screamed dramatically,
"Fus Ro Dah!!!!!!" and aimed his handguns at the dragons face. He was about to shoot but this heroic Ramboesque effect was wasted when the dragon used his massive tail to hit him back, sending Wade flying into a nearby tree with a sickening crack. The dragon flew up and started to dive at him, spitting his flames. Luckily, Wade’s head and back healed quickly enough to see the flames hurdling towards him.
"BODYSLIDEx5" He yelled, teleporting onto the dragons neck. He grabbed hold of his scales as he took his sword and stabbed the beast in the eye whilst laughing manically, the sword got stuck as the Dragon winced in pain, howling and tossing to get it out. Wade took his handguns, spun them in his hands and pressed them to the dragon’s head,
“Hasta la vista baby” He grinned manically pulling the triggers. Multiple bullets shot into the dragons skull, exploding in a brilliant firework of brains and gore. After the whole clip was unloaded, the great dragon fell as Wade back-flipped off the dying beast. As he flew through the air artistically, But he was grabbed by the other dragon. The dragon had him in its mouth like a chew toy, he tried to escape, twisting in the jaws, ripping his costume on the razor sharp teeth, but it was no use, The beast closed its mouth swallowed him whole . In the dragons mind it won. The Winged beast landed triumphantly, enjoying his meal and licking his lips satisfactorily.
Then a sharp pain was felt in the dragons gut, causing it to howl in excruciating pain. A sword popped though its belly as Wade hummed the Skyrim theme as he climbed out of the insides of the dragon, posing dramatically The dragon tried to lean down and bite Wade but he jumped out of the way, diving to the floor. Deadpool smiled though his mask as the dragon became enraged and started to run at him clumsily. Wade took out a gray little box with a red button on it, He made his fingers look like a gun like kids do sometimes, and pointed at the dragon as it ran at him
"Dragonborn bitch," Wade said as he pressed the red button, Little did the dragon know that when Wade was inside it, He’d placed his Deadpool bombs in there.
BEEP BEEP BEEPPPPPP BOOMMMMMMMMMACCKKOMM!!
The insides of the dragon blew up and chucks of dragon meat went flying all over. Deadpool turned and started walking as bits of the fallen dragon landed all around him. He went over to the other dragon, grabbing his sword that was stuck in its eye and pulled it out with a squelch. He put his swords back and reloaded his guns as he went to go wash up because DAMN he was dirty.
[you can end the song now]
"Awwwww, But it made me look sexy as crap." Wade said with a frown as the readers stopped the song. He bathed in a nearby steam. He still kept his mask on as he washed the dragon bits off of him despite thinking no one was around. Well, He was wrong. In the woods a Manticore leered at the naked merc, stalking Deadpool like prey,
"Lalalalalala" Wade was singing as he splashed about, completely oblivious. The Manticore got closer, its mouth opening slightly as it got ready to pounce. Closer and then clo-
BANG.
Smoke came from Wade's gun as he brought it to his mouth and blew it out, "Can't sneak up on me. YOU AIN'T FALCO!!" Deadpool declared out loud as he exited the pond. He dried off with the dead Manticore's fur and got dressed.
"What was I doing again?"
(Saving ponies?)
“Why?”
{Because It's what the plot says to do!!}
"Oh yeah. Thanks mind!" Wade started to skip down the forest path.
"WOOF is that him?"
"Aye I think it is." About 30 or 40 Diamond Dogs hid in the trees.
Wade kept skipping then stopped, Looking around and he signed. "Really? REEEALLLY?! FINE...Assassin's creed badass time." He pulled out his guns and looked up,, above him was a random bird.. He nodded at the bird as he looked down again.
The Dogs jumped out and surrounded him. Rover stepped out and spoke "Aghh Woof, come with us or el-"
BANG!!
Wade shot him in the face and then asked innocently: “Does that answer your question?"
"ATTACK!!!!" Another dog howled, as Wade jumped in the air and popped his ultimate.
"WHOOAAAAAA HOOOO BANG BANGGGBANGBANG"
Deadpool sprayed the air with bullets until all he could hear was clicks from his guns. As he landed, there was about 15 Dogs left
(Damn Wade, we need to go back to the arcade, you’re getting rusty).
The rest were filled with smoking bullet holes in their bodies, lying on the blood soaked ground. He then threw one of his handguns at a dog as he Sparta kicked him into two others. He threw the other gun to trip another dog that was running at Wade; the dog fell as Deadpool took out his sword.
"IT'S MURDER TIME!!!!!"
He Jumped and stabbed the dog he tripped in the head as he ducked a spear swing from another dog, Wade flipped over the dog and snapped it's neck, He kicked his sword that was in the head of the other dog into another Diamond dog. He used the broken neck dog he was holding as a shield as he ran though to grab his sword, he pushed the dead dog into the rest, not before sticking a grenade onto his back.
BOOM.
Wade turned and saw there were only two dogs left.
"Tell ya what. I am pretty sure you don't want to die, SOOOOO..."
He took out his shotgun and threw it at one of the dogs.
"Either shoot him or yourself...the one left alive I won't kill."
Wade smiled as the dog picked up the gun and aimed it at Wade and fired.
Deadpool flew back with a huge hole in his chest.
(Owwwwwww!!! Well that was smart! Why give them gun? WHYYY?)
{I’m actually curious about that too}
The dogs ran over and looked at Wade as he started to heal. They looked at each other as Deadpool sat up, they’d never seen that happen before
"Or you can do that." Wade said as the hole in his chest healed as he punched the dog with his gun in the face and took his shotgun back. No mercy this time, neither of the dogs were given the luxury of living. The guns ripped their bodies to shreds, leaving bloody stains on the trees.
"AGH!!!. How many more battles??" Wade looked up at the huge ass Hydra which appeared suddenly.
“Oh god damnnit ...... All right chums, let’s do this! LEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOY JENKINNNNNNNNS!!!"
Wade pulled out his swords and ran at The Hydra. Teleporting and placing the rest of the Deadpool bombs onto the beast. He teleported to each head, Cutting and placing bomb after bomb. He then teleported off the Hydra as it light up like a Xmas tree.
"HAHHA QQ some more NOOB" Wade said as the Hydra blew up.. He then looked at the reader.
"what?"
(WELLL.. That battle was kinda lame pool.)
[SHUT UP.. I am getting sleepy!]
Deadpool turned to see the Flim Flam brothers with Gilda behind them, With Sweetie and Applebloom in her claws.
"Now then.. We should talk" The brothers said..
[Andddd there we go.. heh.. Enjoy.. And Thanks /mlp/]