This story is a sequel to Anon’s a Villain Again

Well, I believe the title says it all. It’s been a couple years since his last conquest, and Anon decides to conquer the world because he made a bet with Celestia. This time, he ain’t McCluckin’ around. Welcome, to the finale of this trilogy.

Featured on March 17th, 2021

Author’s note: Y’all, I’m sorry this didn’t come out exactly when the last one reached 500 likes, but I didn’t think it’d come this fast, Jesus.

This story is a sequel to Anon’s a Villain and Wins

So, villainy was profitable the first time. Anon managed to wrangle up revenue from properties he owned, but due to how every pony was still a little pissed, they got some dope lawyers and kicked him out of the country. Thankfully, he’s still got his squad to back him up as he decides to come out of retirement and be a super villain in the Crystal Empire instead... that is, until some jackass tries to do it first.

This time around, there’ll be like, three chapters and an epilogue.
Warning: naughty no-no words.

Featured: January 7, 2021

Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.

A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”

I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.

3/14/24 Still Alive Edition

There's only one pony in Ponyville that the Mane Six have never met. Pinkie Pie has never thrown him a party, Applejack has never sold him a mug of cider, and Twilight has never seen him check out any books. And as far as that unicorn, Lapis Print, is concerned, that's exactly how it should be.

Lapis can't risk them knowing where he lives, what he does for a living, or even what his name is - if he gets his way, the Mane Six won't even know he exists, and nopony in Ponyville will miss him once he's gone.

It should be a piece of cake - after all, it's not like the biggest magical power in Equestria is about making sure everypony looks out for each other, right?

(Rated Teen for language - mental cursing mostly.)

Given a unique perspective on negative emotion, less than a foal's knowledge of ordinary magic, a healthy schadenfreude, and danger bearing down on all sides, the self-proclaimed "Weiss Noir" makes no plans accounting for his death, and plans to keep it that way, even after being torn away from earth, turned into a unicorn, and dumped into one of the most inhospitable locations and times in all of Equestria.

Stranded in the Frozen North, a place where biting cold ends lives, and one thousand years in the past, in a time when peril is the norm, rather than the exception, Weiss decides to indulge in sorcery most foul, stolen ideas, and human ingenuity to survive.

Given the choice between a mad slaver and a mad sage, however, there is no avoiding an inevitable tide of ponies escaping the conquered Crystal Empire to bask in the warmth of his well-stoked hate. Something which draws attention, enemies, and most worryingly, the rivalry of his "peers".

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This story is a sequel to The Immortal's Midlife Crisis

After Celestia's disappearance, Luna was left to rule Equestria on her own; a task she's more than capable of doing...right?

Yeeeah--no, 'cause now she's working from nine to five in a doughnut shop...

Now with reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade

Celestia, bored from her centuries-long routine of the same, stagnant thing day in and day out, snaps, causing the Princess of the Sun to make a few drastic changes to her life. A few drastic changes that might not be such a good thing for Equestria...

Now with reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade

Twilight Sparkle feels that the Equestrian populace is too sheltered. As such, she is determined to keep them up to date with the latest happenings in Equestria. Backed by the Crown, she'll give them the best news they've ever seen.

Now, everyday, on the hour, Equestria At Six will be there, bringing you the news you know you can trust!

Collab story between myself and MadMaxtheBlack

With the events of the Molestia Night behind them, Luna's mind wanders around the topic. It is only a couple days later that she remembers some very crucial details about her stay on the moon. With the night young once more and her passion heavy, she seeks answers to the questions that her older sister brought up, as well as to her own. The way she does it, however, turns out to be very... Naaaaughtyyyyy...

-The events that take place in this story kick off directly after the events in the Epilogue of Princess Molestia.