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Jack Hamataro Kamiya


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I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.

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This is so wrong... and yet so brilliant.

Comment posted by Jack Hamataro Kamiya deleted Jan 14th, 2014

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

3786313 Thanks. I'm glad people are enjoying this. Though I'm still concerned about my own sanity.

3782201 Yeah, that was kinda' my reaction when I realized what I just wrote. It's weird and messed up and I really question was I was thinking, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't have lot of fun writing this. Thanks for your support.

freaking awesome

Needs to be featured on the main page. I rarely read stories twice. Just that good.

3795516 Much appreciated. I'm not sure if others would agree with you, I was just having fun writing something unlike what I normally do. I'm just glad there is an audience out there who enjoy something a little crazy.:pinkiecrazy:

Dashie got LUCKY!

3834895 Yes she did. :rainbowwild:

And I should probably think carefully about what drove me to write that scene. Well back to therapy and glad you guys are enjoying this.

3835425 is it ok if i borrow a few ideas from this?

3835452 I guess, what exactly were you hoping to do?

3835683 in short i am going to drop a scifi flyng battleship in the middle of ponyville

3835694 That's fine. I'm not really the first to do it. But the Mecha Death Angel Bunny Mk 1 is trademarked :twilightsmile:

Anyways you have my blessing. Good luck.

Holy me! that's awesome!
Richtofen likes it!
-Now that is interesting! Right into the Favorites!
-Aperture Science hopes, that test subjects will favorite this story. mission accomplished.
-Space space spaaaaaaace!
-Space core says, that he likes it and want more.
-Well. You heard a few of my 1963 minds. They all like it. And me too!

3883941 Thanks... I think.

Outside a couple of references I have little idea what you're saying but it sounds positive. Be sure to tell a friend while I dig out a possible sequel from the darkest parts of my mind.

3886555
-Don't worry, mister! We love it so much!
-Don't think about your sanity. Our mentor lost it a looong time ago...
-I kinda like Discolight ships, but this fic is too awesome, to be angry to. It's AWESOME!
-Sweetiemash FTW!
-Mate. I've got 1963 minds in my brain, and I lost my sanity a loong time ago, when I was 7. And they all love it! Rubick, Sheogorath, Richtofen, Space core, they all love it!

"What did I just re.... You w
Anna know what *starts clapping* I enjoyed reading this"

3889809 Aw, thanks for your review. It also occurs to me your icon would actually work as cover art for this story... not sure what that says about this story. :unsuresweetie:

3889875 it says that sweetie belle will go to great lengths to get what she so desires.

3889889 Don't I know it... especially considering what I just wrote, but she got a happy ending. Actually, where did you find that?

hey before i read this is this one those stories that go like this

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Space space spaaaaaaace!

you might want to recheck that i think its echo is broken

This was the funniest thing I had read in the past year, just sayin.

Why doesn't it have more views? I don't geddit, I laughed so hard I was wheezing afterwards...

And I'm the one guy in his group who never laughs...ever.

3901208 I honestly can't say why. I guess I don't have a huge amount of likes or I'm just being lost in the shuffle. Once I figured out groups I posted this story in a couple of places or maybe people are bothered by my less than skilled editing which I'm still trying to fix.

But I'm glad you enjoyed it and maybe help encourage others to read it.:yay:

the number of bronies who would want to be in this situation is TOO DAMN HIGH!

3901208 This is almost exactly what I'm thinking. The difference is my question is: with all the views it does have, why are there only twenty likes?

3934280 Yeah, I guess so. Probably the reason we write these things.

3934867 Yeah I've been wondering that too. But I was also shocked that the number of likes I have jumped by about six since last night. I think this fic is a matter of personal taste because some people really seem to like it or they have trouble getting past my less than perfect grammar and typing.

Either way I'm happy people just aren't tearing this thing apart. I see so many fics just get buried under thumbs down. So 3-1 ratings are in my favor and I'm pretty happy about that. Though feel free to tell a friend.

In this story of rape/non-consent and foalcon with Celestia knows what else, there was one thing which upset me...

Roseluck has no space in it.

Overall, this was good for a laugh. well done on the length, Quite a long story.

Note, while it did annoy me, that comment about Roseluck was designed to be amusing.

3972255 Gee I was just starting to be okay with myself for writing this...

Nah, I'm kidding. I do know this is more than a little messed up. I wasn't feeling well when I wrote it. As for Roseluck I can't say I know much about how she is typically protrayed in the fandom and she really isn't meant to be the focus. Actually I didn't intend for Colgate to be a focus either, that just sort of happened.

I'm not sure which comment about Roseluck you meant but I'm glad you liked it.

As for the length, I kinda tend to write long and at first this was going to be a multichapter story but it worked better as just one oversized oneshot.

Thanks for leaving a comment.

laughed I cried then I cried because I laughed overall I think I need therapy and it was good yep I regret nothing

4035739 You aren't the only one who needs therapy, in fact that how this story ends...

And I just started writing a sequel...

But more to the point thanks for taking the time to review and don't forget to give me a thumbs up.

4134805 Always happy to hear people are enjoying this. And it's a consistant message too. My story is twisted and funny as hell.

Also, what does beta mean? I've never heard it used in terms of writing.

Well I appreciate being called an awesome writer. :twilightsmile: Hopefully if I ever get this sequel written beyond a couple of paragraphs you'll still feel the same.

Great story. up-voting and fav.

This goes in my top 3 fanfics list this was incredibly hilarious and it had sweetiemash/ButtonBelle,I cant wait for the sequel
:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

The best time to write stories is when u are high, because u get great fics like this

Crackfics are the best fics

Spike spike spike spike spike spike spike:pinkiecrazy:

4414604 I wouldn't say I was high. I'm careful about things like that. But I also wouldn't say I was in a normal state of mind. Probably why I have so much trouble typing a sequel. I guess we'll have to wait for that one week every year where I get massively sick.

4254436 It actually started as just a ButtonBelle fic and then grew... into something brought on by temporary insanity.

I remember reading this before, back when it was just on fanfiction. Still makes me laugh incredibly hard.

This fic is so wrong, I just don't even.

I must be insane, but I like this.

So good! Write a sequel that takes place the next year! Plus I love all the shippings apart from PinkiexPokey, the rest are fine with me!!

This story needs a sequel, maybe the next mating season? Looks like the mares are gonna have a hard time...

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