Dusk is a very tall abandoned bat pony colt because his parents didnt want a son, they wanted a daughter. Right now he lives in a cave but before he lived in a cave though, Dusk lived in a dumpster where he would listen to what ponies said, thats how he learned to speak English/Equestrian. But ponies found out he was living there so he fled to the everfree forest in a abandoned cave at the age of 8. He was always afraid of every pony but that changed when he met a special somepony...

(Just remembered something, the "im your sword, im your shield" quote is a quote from Halo, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT ITS MY FAVOURITE GAME SERIES!)

Gadget is a human from earth that has been dumped into Equestria due to a cosmic entity. Now he has to live out the rest of his life in the body of a Changeling. With no knowledge of what he is or how to get home he will have to embark on a long and difficult journey to find his place in this strange new world.

Rated Teen For Gore, Violence, Some Strong Language and Slight Sexual References.

Note: Teen for swears and HC for Headcannon...no, it doesn't actually fire heads. The story is semi-serious and semi-for-bucks-and-giggles.

Meet Joel, just another human on the Planet Earth from the year 2015 with a hope for the future being a Zombie Apocalypse or all the futuristic technology.

When some crazy guy kidnaps a random human that happens to be Joel and put him in a capsule to freeze him for 3000 years, Joel wakes up to find the Human cities have all been abandoned and there is no sign of humanity everywhere.

Instead, Ponies are found, not your ordinary ones, magical technicolor ponies! How will Joel go on in this future that is ruled by magical creatures?

Well...guess you have to find out, won't you?

After many days, weeks, and months of surviving the zombie apocalypse, everything to me is the same. Wake up, go out to scavenge things to stay alive, all in all it's a kill or be killed situation. After making a quickly thought up plan, I, John, plan to find somewhere new to lay out for a while. Though after losing where I left my truck, and being unable to find a way back to the town I had recently visited, I get completely lost in this forest. Even though I was looking for a new place to stay, what I found was nothing that I'd imagined it to be.

Midnight Song: A Royal Guard on vacation. She was looking forward to a picturesque town with calming beaches, cute little cafes and even cuter ponies~ She wasn’t expecting to be robbed, targeted for death and get caught up in a plan involving some of the worst criminals in Equestria.

But hey, at least that little thief is cute~

Pickett Midnight: Wanted thief, amazing pickpocketer and all-around Best Pony. Well, in her opinion anyway. But when she steals the purse of a seemingly common tourist, her life is turned upside down.. But all's not well in her home. Corruption, deceit and murder is commonplace, even if nopony sees it. She wants to change that and a certain Royal Guard might just be the key she was looking for.

The fact that she’s pretty hot doesn’t hurt either~

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Check the sequel! Midnight Mares, Crazy Canterlot Catastrophe

This story is a sequel to The Midnight Mares : Tall Tale Trouble!

It has been several weeks since the events in Tall Tale. Specialist Midnight Song has returned to Canterlot, her new marefriend, Midnight Pickett, aka, Pockets in two. The latter is now training to be a Guard, and if that wasn't enough to keep the lazy thief busy, trouble is brewing in the capitol city.

Thieves, magic, zombies and relatives from Tartarus are on the menu. If that wasn't enough, the past comes back to bite our heroines in a big way.

Tall Tale was just the prelude, the real story starts now.

Still, the forces of evil are rising and our mares are on the front lines.

To the forces of said evil. May every deity in existence have mercy on your souls....

This is the second story in The Midnight Mares saga, cowritten with the oh so talented ThatOneVolcarona. reading the previous story is HIGHLY recommended. Otherwise this might not make much sense.

And that amazing coverart? Madacon Go give the guy a some love.

Update: F-F-F-Featured on 26/08/16. You peeps are awesome!

What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?

* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested!
Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso

All feedback/corrections welcome!

Aurick was working on a teleportation circle when a friend distracts him, causing him to overcharge the spell. Once it activated, it teleported him much further than he wanted it to. Now he's stuck in Equestria with no monsters to kill and no evil to fight. He might as well start an enchanting business and make some money. Hopefully his life gets less stressful from here on out.

Constructive criticism is always wanted.

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This story is a sequel to Resistance Is Futile

A sequel to Resistance Is Futile.

After the Union removes their troops from Equestria, only Jack is left behind. How will he manage in an alien world that's more than a little resentful towards his kind.

Main character tags to be added as the story progresses.

The Union, the powerful government that rules the entirety of mankind, has waged war on a faraway world. How will Jack, an unwilling conscript, deal with being captured by humanities most recent foe, ponies. Who will crack first, Jack, or his equestrian captors.

This story now has a sequel: Integration Is Pointless. Feel free to check it out, or don't, I'm not forcing you to.