The next few days passed much like the others with me going to work during the day and gathering as much magic as possible at night. Come Wednesday and the mayor gave me my first paycheck saying "I'll pay you every other Wednesday. I just figured now you can get some furniture." I'm not sure what the worth of the currency here is but I was able to get way more than I thought and still had money left over. I now had a couch, a bed, a table set with four chairs, and other things like soap and groceries. When Friday rolled around I was pretty excited to finally learn how to read Equestrian. It had been a real pain in my rear trying to figure out what everything said other ways.
I was in the back putting away my cleaning supplies when Orchard Blossom entered the building. I hadn't heard her come in but one mare had.
"Oh hey there Orchard Blossom! What do you need?"
"Good afternoon Miss Sparkling Brooke. I'm just here to pickup Jackknife. We have plans."
"Oh really? And what are those plans?"
"Oh nothing too important."
Brooke leaned in closer and growled at Orchard Blossom.
"Listen here, Jackknife is mine! I talked to him first so I get dibs! So if you know what's good for you you'll watch your step."
"Oh, I'm sorry that I'm causing you worry. I never realized you found me so threatening."
"If you try to pull the sexy teacher thing a bunch of stallions fantasize about I'll personally kick your flank to Canterlot and back."
"Careful! You might blow a fuse if you get too worked up. And we wouldn't want you to ruin you face. Goodness knows it's the only thing you've got going for you."
"Why I oughta--"
It was then that I rounded the corner and spotted them. Brooke was turned away from me so I couldn't see the murder in her eyes.
"Oh hey Orchard Blossom! I was just about to go looking for you. Ready for coffee?"
"Oh I'm always ready. I figured I'd swing by so I could escort you to my home. I figured that was the easiest place for us to meet."
"Okay. I've just got to clock out. Back in a sec!"
As I clocked out Brooke and Orchard Blossom glared daggers at eachother. As soon as I came back I started following Orchard Blossom out the door.
"Bye Brooke, see you Monday!"
After a short walk we reached Orchard's house. It was a quaint two story home with flower boxes under the upstairs windows.
"Wow, this looks like something out of a storybook."
"Well that was the inspiration."
I followed her inside and was soon seated on a comfortable brown couch.
"Cream or sugar?"
"No thanks, I like my coffee black."
Orchard walked back in with two mugs of the life giving elixir.
She set the mugs down and started going up the stairs.
"I'll just get the supplies. Be back in a moment."
"Alright, No rush."
It didn't take long before she returned carrying a decent sized book in her mouth. She set it down on the table and opened it to the first page which showed... I think it was the alphabet? Hopefully.
"This is the Equestrian alphabet. It has thirty-four characters each representing a different sound."
"Okay, so this one has thirty-four while the, uh, Gryphonian alphabet has twenty-six?"
"Yes, we'll start with this one here." She pointed to one at the top of the page, "And work our way to here." She then pointed to one at the bottom of the page. Her reaching to point to it caused her neck to brush against my snout.
Wow, she smells really nice. Like fruit and flowers.
>Which is weird, even though they're technically animals they tend to have better personal hygiene than most humans.<
~I guess ponies just realize how important cleanliness is.~
She walked me through the various sounds each letter made and after a few run throughs I had a pretty good grasp of them. We then moved on to simple words and while I struggled through each one, Orchard Blossom sat behind me, chest pressed against my back, and rested her head on my shoulder while giving me advice and tips on various words that I struggled with. When I reached simple sentences, she went from just resting against me to gently rubbing my back and shoulders and occasionally nuzzling my neck.
You know, it's kind of refreshing how affectionate pony society as a whole is. They aren't afraid to cuddle and hug whereas humans are all standoffish and awkward.
>The ponies are pretty... physical about how much they enjoy spending time with you.<
~Yeah, it's pretty cool. You know, I wonder how different their reproduction bureau's system is here?~
Oh don't get me started on that. With how much time, effort and money you needed to establish a relationship and prove it was worth the government approving, is it any wonder I swore off romance entirely?
>I know, and the girl always wants you to buy her this or that and spend time with her and compliment her and blah blah blah. It's such a waste of resources.<
~Yeah, but there's the good side of it too. You have some one who loves you and wants to spend time with you and you genuinely want to make eachother happy.~
We're talking about the real world here, not some fairy tale romance.
"Well, I think that's enough practice for today, how about you?"
I snapped back to attention as she yawned and rubbed her cheek against my neck.
"Yeah, I didn't even realize how hungry I was."
"Well then, how about some dinner? I make a splendid cucumber and hay sandwich."
"Alright, need any help?"
"If you want to take the coffee mugs into the kitchen for me that would be splendid."
"Can do."
While she made dinner I rinsed the mugs and put them on the countertop. Soon we were eating sandwiches with her pressed up against me on the couch. Although, once again I wondered how all ponies were so soft and cuddly. When we finished, Orchard snuggled into my side and started gently tracing shapes on my chest with her hoof. It tickled pretty bad so I was trying to hold in my laughter before she layed her her down on my chest and gave a quiet hum.
"You know, this has been the best evening I've had in a while. I've always dreamed of somepony holding me all close and spending our evenings reading or talking about things that interest us."
"Well I guess even after I learn how to read I can keep coming over for coffee on Fridays if you want."
"Absolutely."
She snuggled a bit closer and soon was breathing deeply, obviously asleep.
I guess I should put her in her bed? Maybe?
>Why not, she doesn't look too heavy. And then you can use this opportunity to gather as much magic in this part of town as possible.<
~Hooray for helping ponies!~
I carefully moved her onto my back and walked up the stairs, careful not to jostle her too much. I finally reached her bedroom and carefully pulled back the covers and moved her into her bed. I pulled the blankets over her made my way back to the downstairs of her house. Once I left, I realized it was still early, like really early.
It's only six forty!? It thought it was much later than that!
>Well, what are we going to do?<
~If we wanted to go anywhere special over the weekend now would be a good time to plan or get a train ticket or--~
Idea! It only took us an hour and a half to reach Featherborrow and the sun sets around eight, so we could visit Verdant and be there before sunset!
>Sounds good to me, you can gather magic in the forest and not have to worry about being a pony all weekend.<
~And snake hugs!~
It's a plan!
I ran all the way to my house to grab a water bottle and some snacks (in case I needed them) as well as a compass (just in case). I soon was back in the underbrush that I first looked over the town through.
Alright, when the sun was rising I needed to keep it on my right to go North. Now that the sun is almost setting, and I'm going South, I need it at my... right again.
>Sounds about right.<
~I think so.~
I nodded and ran a short distance into the forest. When I was a good distance away from town I jabbed myself with the magicite to keep as much magic as possible. Honestly, it was kind of annoying not having multiple magicite crystals but what can I do. I walked and walked until I heard the waterfall just like before.
I wonder if Verdant is even awake? I really don't know if she's a night owl or if that was just because we were having fun?
>Who cares?<
~Common courtesy does, something you wouldn't understand.~
I walked to the mouth of Verdant's cave home and soon heard a quiet slithering sound.
"Hello, anybody--"
I was tackled to the ground by Verdant as soon as I opened my mouth.
"Jack! You're back sssso sssoon! Thank goodnessssss, I've been sssuuuuuuper bored! Oh, oh! You'll never believe what happened! I found two hurt poniessss in my pool! I think they went over the waterfall. Bit all they do is ssssleep and sssshiver. One hurt her head and the other her leg ssssso I ussssed my plant sssssmartssss to make them sssssalvesss but they're sssso boring. They're alwayssssss cold unlesssss I'm coiled around them keeping them warm which issss alot. Now you can keep me company!"
"Alright alright, let's go see your patients."
She hurried back inside and I followed, dropping my backpack off by the door. I entered the main cave and found two familiar ponies wrapped in Verdant's warm hug.
"Wait a minute. Orchid?! Doc?!"
Things are going pretty smoothly for Jack. Until he runs into the elite pack of soldiers attempting to murder ALL the ponies, or the Moon Princess hunting him down so she can hang him by his intestines, or he gets caught by some Xenophobic pony, or some monster tries to eat him (maybe he could drain it of it's magic and thus neutralize it? Naturally being mentally scarred in the process?), or he runs out f vitamins and can't find more, or someone finds out he came to the town from Ponyville on the train where ALL the ponies were murdered, or some magical anomaly wipes him from existence, or he stumbles into tartarus and has to play fetch with Cerebus, or...
Jack just want's his life to be a "You're friendly neighborhood vampire" slice of life type story, but it's a galactic horror story of assimilation and oppression and he can't do anything about it, or the almost literally infinite things that can/ and will/ go wrong in magic crazy land. He just needs a hug.
(He has a hug addiction doesn't he?)
8208141 He craves physical affection due to being starved of it for his whole life. And yes, nothing will ever go to plan. Just like in real life.
OH MY GOD! THE PLOT! IT'S BACK!
I see Jack turning to verdant, the changeling (I forgot her name), Orchid, and doc -maybe some others as well- and saying, 'hey, fancy saving the world', or something like like. Given Jack's personality so far it is most likely going to be reluctant, something else forcing him to do so. If not, you have forced me to read more to figure out what will happen. If so, I will read it to see ho it turns out.
8208234 Well it is primarily a comedy, don't act so surprised.
8208323 I've got plans that don't involve the usual "I'm a human of course I'm going to save the world!"
8208405 My thoughts where more along the lines of 'knows enemies so forced to fight', less of the 'hero because human' that a lot a HIE fics use. I only thought that because of the fact that he knows who the real bad guys are and some characters feel too developed to be left without any importance to the plot. Now that I know things are going to be different makes me want to see what will happen. Jack still seems like he would be reluctant to fight in any way though, even if he's forced to.
8208424 First, I'm hoping that means my characters are convincing and likeable. It's been one of my goals from the beginning. And second, he would still be reluctant even if he did fight. You were dead on on that assumption.
. She's not subtle is she. And he is as dense as a brick about romance. I think all he wants is affection
8208572 The characters feel real. I actually like Jack's literal 'out of sight out of mind' thing. I feel it emphasises the fact that his past in the Union has deadened his reaction to certain things when they are away from him. In the past he was forced to accept the way things are or die and that mentality is still there. He hasn't gone 'Now I'm free I'm different', he is changing but slowly, and certain things would never change.
One of my favourite things are the two new sides to Jack, the voices in his head. There is a good amount added to their own personalities to make them their own characters, separate from Jack, though with enough similarities to still feel like a part of Jack's mind. I read a fic years ago that tried the same thing but failed it spectacularly. You managed to do it well.
8208718 Yup, he craves physical confirmation due to the deeply ingrained psychology that he is expendable and worthless. His own insecurities make him blind to the possibility of romance.
8208764 Thank you. I actually based the voices off of myself and a friend of mine. I based "Human Jack" off of me because I've always been cynical and misanthropic. I trust people about as far as I can throw them and find conversations to be boring. I based "Pony Jack" off of a friend of mine who is more naive and optimistic. While I'm always checking for loopholes or questioning peoples motives, he trusts people to do the right thing.
8208187 Upon further consideration, having a monster try to eat him would probably have a fairly low ranking on the traumatic things to happen during his life...
8209118 Hooray inner darkness.
8209505 Yup. I got commended for successfully igniting a bunsen burner without lighter or flint and steel. Fun times.
8210737 Basically.