Princess Celestia smiled as the last petitioner left the throne room. Finally, the Day Court was over and Celestia could relax by--
"Your majesty! Your majesty!"
Celestia's attention snapped to the two guards that came charging into the throne room. It was at this point Luna walked in as well. One of the duo, an earth pony, straightened his posture and said, in a typical military fashion,
"Your majesty, We went to the human's quarters and he was gone! We believe he has escaped!"
"Sister! Allow me to take a contingency of guards and hunt him down!"
Celestia took a calming breath. She really didn't want to deal with this problem, but having Luna drop her duties... very well.
"Yes, I think that would be best. Please hurry."
Luna nodded and began leaving the room, a manic grin on her face. Finally, she could get rid of the human. Celestia frowned as she turned to adress the guards.
"Wait a minute, why were you in his quarters?"
The two stood gaping, trying to think of an excuse. Finally the other guard dropped his head and groaned.
"Crap, busted."
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"Ah don't know ahbout this Twi. Are ya sure we should follow him?"
Twilight was growing more and more frantic as she hurriedly packed.
"Of course! He probably headed towards the border to return to Nocturnia so he's probably headed to Trottingham! SPIKE! Watch the library while I'm gone!"
A muffled groan could be heard from a small basket nearby as Twilight finished her packing and teleported to the train station. No sooner had she left that a knock came from the door. The four mares opened it to find Fluttershy looking frightened outside the door.
"Oh hey Fluttershy! Are ya looking for Twilight cause she just left to track down this batpony stallion who she wants to study!"
Pinkie's speach was overshadowed when Fluttershy gulped and said,
"T-there was a human in my house!"
The mares gasped. Rarity took Fluttershy by the shoulder and looked her directly in the eye.
"A human?! Are you certain?!"
She nodded as Rainbow Dash said,
"We gotta tell the Princesses! We need to find it and kick its sorry flank back to where it belongs."
The mares nodded before dashing out the door leaving a perplexed Spike standing at the foot of the stairs.
"What was that about hummus?"
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~I bet they would!~
>No way! That would be weird.<
Fine, I'll test your theory if it will shut you two up!
I turned to the mare sitting beside me on the train and looked her up and down. She had a yellow coat and a lime green mane with a lemon and lime cutie mark. I tapped her on the shoulder and said with my best apologetic smile,
"Excuse me, could I possibly have a hug?"
The mare looked perplexed for a moment before saying,
"Is it your first time riding the train?"
I nodded and she smiled before pulling me into a hug. We sat there hugging for a bit before she let go and said with a bright smile,
"Better?"
"Better. Thanks."
~Boom! Told you a random pony would hug you if you asked nicely.~
>What the actual hell.<
Happy? Cause... I actually am. Hugging ponies is like, my favorite thing to do.
And the train chugged on to Coltson.
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(In the Whitetail Woods)
Six figures emerged from the confines of their personal ship. Now that the army had been recalled, it was their time to get to work. Equestria wasn't going to conquer itself.
What?!?!?!!!?!? 1: Whatz you gotz against humans Luna!
2: Rainbow, you racist. Granted, there was an invasion, but still.
3: shit. Humans wanting to invade. And why 6?
This is getting interesting.
8186543 1: I always thougt of Luna as the slightly more "quick to attack" when there was a threat while Celestia would try for peace. Luna is just very angry at humankind for attacking.
2: It's Rainbow Dash, she tried to attack a dragon ten times her size. Nuff said.
3:You'll see.
8186544 The plot like my gravy, it thickens!
8186569 mmmmmm...gravy *droling*
These chapters are too short.
8186684 This was more world building than a chapter hence why I finished it so fast. They won't all be so short.
Oh damn it.
8186796 Or you could dam it and gain some hydroelectric power.
8186812 never change.
Hmmm... six humans, the mane six,
E X T R A T H I C C
gravy...
wait a minuite! It all makes sense now... the six humans are going to do something involving the elements, which there's six of, that will result in the defeat of celestia, the union will return and restart it's invasion, being almost succesful this time until it comes down to the final stretch where jack will have to choose between his two conflicting consciences, human and pony, into the final choice and ultimately the victor of the war. Where if the union wins, they will colonise equestria, resultiing in total control, when it will then be revealed the union is actually hasbro and this whole time outoftheblue was just spouting pripoganda and that he is actually a hasbro spy. We've figgured tou out. Surrender peacefully and we won't have to 'stone' you.
That or I'm overthinking it
But,
You'll
Never
Know stupid
8187010 Exactly how much cocain are you on mate? (Deftly dodges accusations)
8186952 Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I don't tell you how to live your life! STOP JUDGING ME! YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE AS FABULOUS AS I AM!
Boom! Told you a random pony would hug you if you asked nicely.
8187056 π
Who else wants jack to meet up with doc and orchid in his bat pone form then turn into a human in front of them, no? only me okay
8187865 3.1415643
8188080 I got something planned.
8188124 well then I can't wait to see what happens next
8188161 Here's to hoping I don't disappoint.
8188236 don't worry nothing you do can disappoint me, for as long as you follow your heart and keep working hard then you can achive greatness-enclave officer 2017 (also Doc is very silly pone) (and don't worry about working to hard becuase I won't ever judge for as long as my name isn't judy) sorry forgot to take my medicine so these comments might be weird and silly
8188260 Wow! For once I'm not disappointing everyone around me! It's a Christmas miracle!
I hope those voices get away once he is well used to his new form.
8222011
They taper off but it's more his two halves arguing. I tend to make them talk a bit less as the story goes on.
I find this 'humerus'
8290595
Punny.
I like this Equestria, this is a nice Equestria.