Not Actually a Real Chapter
Jack got out of his tree and came to a sudden conclusion. He was a strong, independent man who didn't need anyone. He marched through the forest, a spring in his step... until he tumbled down a cliff. He tumbled and bumbled and crashed down until he fell into a river. That river carried him far away until he washed up on the shore of an underground lake.
"Nice place."
He said.
"I'm a live in this sucker."
So for years Jack dwelt in the underground cave with his only companions the fish of the cave and a rather large eel that lived in the lake. He grew rather fond of that eel and soon asked it out. Oh how they laughed over a dinner of fish and mushrooms light by the warm bioluminescence of cave moss. The years passed and the two grew old until Jack finally passed in his sleep. The eel looked sadly at his body before eating him and swimming back to its underwater cave.
The End.
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I hope it is really just a litle noncanon chapter and not a sympton of losing interest in a story.
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That's why it's titled "Not a Real Chapter." I just wanted to make a short little funny chapter and tell you guys my plan. Honestly I wasn't really planning on writing a romance, but everybody kept asking for it. So now I need to plan out the story from here. I'm fine with writing either Brooke or Talion as his romantic interest, but I can't decide based on a tie. This isn't the end.
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That is a relief then. Keep up the good work.
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Mhm.
Great to hear that I will be looking forward to see how they get along as a herd together.
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I'm not exactly sure where it'll go, I'm leaving it up to the readers because, hey, I have an idea for four possible outcomes. One: everybody chooses Brooke and I write a typical nuclear family romance while Jack acts as Talion's wingman. Two: everybody chooses Talion and I make Jack gay and do something with Brooke. Three: everyone can't decide and says, "screw it, do both!" And, while not the original idea, I wouldn't refuse to do. Or finally, everybody decides romance is stupid and vote Jack goes stag and lives in a giant shoe, gets athlete's face, and tries to RKO an alligator. Either way, it'll be fun to write!
8234288 Oh, go with number four! Four! Four!
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I'll keep it in mind.
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does saying it more then one adds more to the final results?
A joke chapter. Oh goody. And it's not even April Fools. Though at least this was short, so it didn't annoy me too much.
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You'll have to track down the other readers and... "persuade" them.
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My main concern was letting people now what's going on with the author note. And to crack a joke 'cause I'm a sarcastic jerk.
Brook!
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Sheesh man, give me a sec!
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Sorry! I just Love your work!
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Yeah! Well I love sleep! But I only get so much a night! You mates are working me to the bone!
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Go to sleep then we can wait. Your health is more importent then us.
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My health is unimportant because I am literally dead. This story is being typed by a not-so-vengeful spirit who like ponies.
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Then i will prey to the spirit! "Walla walla*
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM DONE!! I AM SO DONE! GOODBYE! YOU PROBABLY WONT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN!! BECAUSE I QUIT!!!!
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Later then. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Feel free to do as you wish. I'm just writing what people ask me to. You can hate it if you want but that's what people asked me for. Bye!
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Hm... I don't know. I might just change my plans for this story to reflect my personal motto: there are no happy endings. The main reason I wrote Talion and made him gay is because my best mate is gay himself. I found out without him knowing and asked him if it was true. I personally am not a "supporter" of homosexuality given I'm asexual, but it stuck with me. He was so scared of people finding out because he was afraid of how they'd treat him. His parents had said that if any of their children were gay, they'd be disowned and thrown out of the house. He was afraid I'd leave him all alone if I found out and what would happen if others did too. I treated him like normal and we're still best chums to this day, but I'll never forget that. Or the time a group of jocks tried to gang up on him for being gay and I walked in on them attacking him. I broke one's nose, another's arm, and the last one I threw through a wall. My whole angle was to show that gay people aren't some freakish weirdos who need to change, but that they have hopes and dreams of their own. It might not be the popular opinion, but it's mine, no matter what anyone, family or random butt hurt brony says about it. Although I appreciate your comment.
I was wrong this whole time. I thought, I thought I knew so much. That Talion and Jack would be perfect together, but now, but now I see the light. Jack and The Eel, together forever. Such drama, such perfect romance~ oh it is beyond what I had ever dreamed! Jack and Eel, OTP.
OTP.
May the bully's arm never heal until they see the error of their ways. People get shot for being different, and that is in no manner justifiable except by the most perverted and deplorable of willfully warped logic, little more than a facsimile of thought to justify hurting another. Such a base desire, and such a common one. And it's all just bullying. Simple... "pick on the outcast, pick on the outsider, pick on the one that is different in anyway, as long as it doesn't include us." Through out all of fucking history this has happened, and yet for all that we have grown, through all that we have prevailed, THERE ARE STILL THOSE THAT THINK SOMETHING SO FUCKING CHILDISH AND IMMATURE IS WORTH KILLING SOMEONE OVER!!! THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY! Have you ever heard of Friedrich Nietzsche? One of his prevailing ideas was that people should actually think through their actions and their implications on the world to discover it's morality for themselves. Rather than follow with the crowd, unthinking, only knowing "This is what the other's are doing, it must be right, right? Surely they know what's right, I'm just playing along." With fucking religious zeal and personal moral abandon! Morality is not something that exists as you were told because you were told so!
I mentioned a few chapters ago the thought of the people in control of your "Union" being deep in their heart's, afraid to be called out, or just not knowing anything else. And that is what this is. And that is fucking disgusting. we need to grow up, as individuals, and as a society, and ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO OTHER LIVING, BREATHING, PEOPLE!
And you threw someone through a wall, that is impressive and entirely justified. I applaud you. Please ignore my ranting.
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I love your ranting as I love philosophy. Also eel is otp
I honestly prefer stories written by the author, not the readers. The snek pone comment was a joke by the way.
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I just like hearing people's suggestions. I don't always go with what they say.