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The Whiskey Spirit

You can never have enough whiskey.

Quotes About Me

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough."--Mark Twain

"Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals."--Abe Lincoln

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”--Raymond Chandler

“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.”--Winston Churchill

“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.”--Tommy Cooper

“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”--Johnny Carson

“I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.”--Joel Rosenberg

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”--Compton MacKenzie

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Reblog for those who missed it · 6:30pm Yesterday

So, once again, the commentators seem rather displeased with how the last few chapters have turned out. Namely, with how the guard and Luna is portrayed as dumbasses that can't do anything. After some time to think on this, I decided to fix this, as that was not what I wanted. It's not a massive rewrite, but there are some new scenes and reasonings that would hopefully make these chapters up to par with the others. There's also a new character. The chapters in question are 26-29.

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Your Dark Days group has issues adding new stories to the folders.

2195035 Welp, looks like you're gonna have to change your name to Drunk, now. :rainbowwild:

I'm drinking you! You taste like apple.

1820874 *drinks you* *gets drunk*

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