Well, you found me. Please don't tell anyone how I live.
[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.
In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness
Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.
This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)
"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.