I actually am a scientist!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

"You think you know me..."

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

All my things are horse things!

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

Inky Jay is the co-founder and admin of the reviewing group, Authors Helping Authors, a fanfiction reading recorder, and the author of {3} stories.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

okay now kiss!

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I type stories using my hands

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

space is a waste

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

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