I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Mostly harmless.

Fan fiction. The final frontier.

DeiStar

Here to pillage. Here to plow.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

I am retired if you wanna fine my work follow the link. https://www.patreon.com/Mrmidnightwolf https://discord.gg/AeZBhyR

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

who me

Death God

space is a waste

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I write/read clopfics. Most pee/omorashi.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Simple Author, Streamer, Gamer, and Youtuber. Follow me at https://twitter.com/Pokeprof and https://www.twitch.tv/thepokeprof

Izzy is best pony.

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with a certain Spirit of Chaos.

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

A broke(n) artist and writer.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I type stories using my hands