Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.
The void is not meaningless, it is instead a mass of infinite potential. It is the pedestal on which creation and destruction lay.
Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.
"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted
I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!
May your love never end // and if you need a friend // there's a seat here alongside me
Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.
The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.
Don't do dark magic, kids, or this might happen to you. Fantasy fan, gamer, inveterate shipper, Flash Sentry apologist, fiction author - fan and otherwise.
The chance that someone shares the same fucked up mind, same perversion, and same interests as me is so rare, that I'm actually using the internet to talk to the other people as desperate as me. - M
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.
Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.
I tried my hand at writing in the winter of '13 and discovered a life-long passion.
Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?
Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama