Hug your nearest alicorn.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I write horse words to get all these ideas out of my head. There are too many living rent free! I write for myself, publish for everyone, and to show that I exist/existed.

I like wholesome, comedic, and engaging stories. I also obviously like Yu-Gi-Oh.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

Time to write some fanfiction! Yay! If you have any thoughts comment! I find reading them fun!

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Commissions currently OPEN

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I like women

Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Too much to write; too little time

Impersonation account

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

The immortality blues is a bullshit！

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Aspiring writer and insatiable SciSet shipper. She/her. https://twitter.com/CraftableAlice

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Music ponies are best ponies.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Happily retired. Thanks for all the good times :)

Just humble fanfic writer with a love of dragons and good stories.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.